Unlikly things (3)

Unlikely things to hear  in a Movie 🙂

1.

Nemo where the hell you been  

2. 

  Ok Mr Bond  DO you want to hire the FORD FOCUS or not ?

3. 

       MR Vader we are from the child protection agency

4.  

     WARNING this film contains Aishwarya rai…

5.  

      M.  I worked out what to do with GOLDFINGER..
Put it in a bag and mark it cash for gold ..

6. 

So this mission is IMPOSSIBLE .. lets not bother

7.

  Use the force LUKE if that doesnot work ..

       turn it off and turn it on again

8. Revenge will be mine mr Bond when we meet in small claims court.

9. Mmmmmmmmmmm CRACKING HEROINE grommits MY PRECIOUSSSSSS

So then people lets hear your views what do you think would be Unlikely dialogues or statements you would hear in movies 🙂   I tried changing by putting some images could not find for the last two :)…

Unlikely Things (2) :- Smile .. have a laugh

Unlikely things to hear on a valentines days

1.   The perfect person for me DRUNK and IDIOT

2.   I love your smell , I love your eyes .. WHY WHY  Must  you  be a                 LABRADOR

3.   I may be Dyslyxic but that does not mean I don’t volve you 

4.   I am bit a of a man for the LADIES .. doesnot matter how well the signs for the GENTS are posted ..

5.   Be my valentine or die in a WELL

6.  Do we have to go through this ____ every year ahhhhhhhhhhh

7.  My darling wife
      Roses are red Violets are blue
      Valentines is jsut a commercial crap
      Now don’t you have some ironing to do 

8.  Life with me baby is a ROLLER coaster .. it comes with weight restriction :O  (oooops)

9.  I got three words to say  DREAM ON ___..

So People What other funny things can you come out with .. Lets hear them all..

Have a great Weekend… People

PS:- I also wrote a column .. On Reservation  ( http://theviewspaper.net/reservations-and-the-youth-of-india/)