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I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

A mouse going on holiday

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2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

Please close the Door , I’m Dressing

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3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept

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4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

Stick with me and We’ll go places .

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5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

Because they can’t afford to take the train.

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6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

Hide all the chairs

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7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

Because he took a SHORT-Cut

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8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

You Stand next to a FAN

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9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

A sheep who is under the Weather.

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10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Santa-Clews.

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Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and  be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time ,  friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..

No- Its not me :)

No- Its not me 🙂

that is ME

that is ME

Dancy Dancy

Dancy Dancy

More Dancy

More Dancy

 

 

 

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Thursday Challenge : MOTHER (Grandmother, Mom, Animal Mother, Mother with Children,…)

and for those who can understand Punjabi, I don’t have the heart to translate already cried once putting this on..

Is duniyaa vich jineee rishte sab jhoote te behroop,      (all relations in this world are lies and have a mask)
maa da rishta sab toh sacha maa hai rab da roop,           (mother’s are true and are face of god)
maa hai rab da roop…….

Vekh Li Valait Yaaro Vekh Li Valait,                                     (I have seen the life abroad)
Goriyan Ranga De Vitch Dil Ne Black,                                   ( fair colored people have heart which is black)
Oh Vekhi Saari Duniya Mai Vekh Li Valait,
Goriyan Ranga De Vitch Dil Ne Black