Answers to the Questions…

Wow February is already here , A month has already gone in the new year. Time is definitely flying, so without wasting any more time let me just post this post else it will be Christmas again..  Last Christmas I had put some questions here are the answers to those as they came out of the Crackers 🙂 Hope you like them all

1. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!

2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!

(Rekha , you almost got it 🙂 and Santa Holmes is also a brilliant answer) 🙂

3.  What is the best Christmas Present in the World ?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

4. Did Rudolph go to School ?
No. He was Elf-taught! 

5. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!

6. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating ?
He pulled a cracker!

7. What does Santa do with fat elves ?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

and the Last One…

10. Where does Santa go when he’s sick?
To the elf centre!

A Bonus one 🙂 

11. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nickel-less!

Hope Everyone has had a Brilliant January, Here’s  wishing the best for the Rest of the 2018.. 

Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. So here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

At our Christmas lunch , collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach??

2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

3.  What is the best Christmas Present in the World ?

4. Did Rudolph go to School ?

5. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
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6. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating ?

7. What does Santa do with fat elves ?

8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

and Last but not the least ..

10. Where does Santa go when he’s sick?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

Let me share one of my favorite songs too ..

 

What are your favorite Christmas songs ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

 

Christmas – Questions

I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

 

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claustrophobia!

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2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?

Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

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3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?

A Holly Davidson!

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4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?

Sandy Claws!

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5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?

Santa Paws!

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6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?

Nothing! It just waved!

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7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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8. Why did the turkey join the band ?

Because it had the drumsticks!

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9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesawus

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10. What fur do we get from a tiger?

As fur as possible

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New year is just round the corner so let me take this opportunity to wish all the readers , and to every one around them a Very happy new year …

Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

At my work Christmas lunch yesterday , collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?

3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?

4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?

5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?

6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?

7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?

8. Why did the turkey join the band ?

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

and Last but not the least ..

10. What fur do we get from a tiger?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

 

Christmas – Questions

I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

A mouse going on holiday

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2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

Please close the Door , I’m Dressing

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3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept

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4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

Stick with me and We’ll go places .

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5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

Because they can’t afford to take the train.

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6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

Hide all the chairs

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7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

Because he took a SHORT-Cut

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8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

You Stand next to a FAN

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9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

A sheep who is under the Weather.

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10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Santa-Clews.

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Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and  be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time ,  friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..

No- Its not me 🙂

that is ME

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