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Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. So here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

At our Christmas lunch , collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

cracker

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach??

2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

3.  What is the best Christmas Present in the World ?

4. Did Rudolph go to School ?

5. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
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6. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating ?

7. What does Santa do with fat elves ?

8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

and Last but not the least ..

10. Where does Santa go when he’s sick?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

Let me share one of my favorite songs too ..

 

What are your favorite Christmas songs ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

 

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Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

At my work Christmas lunch yesterday , collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

cracker

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?

3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?

4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?

5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?

6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?

7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?

8. Why did the turkey join the band ?

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

and Last but not the least ..

10. What fur do we get from a tiger?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

 

I have been tagged by some lovely people  🙂 Sandhya , Deboshree and Writer-z-block , and I have found them very interesting But that means I have answer 33 questions which is a big task now ..

The Rules come first:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged. (Lets see If i can manage to do that)
3. Tag eleven people and link to them on your post.
4. Let them know you’ve tagged them!

Sandhya’s Questions
1. Do you remember your first day in school?

No I dont remember the first day, But I do remember the first day when I went to hostel in class 5th, I was so exicted and could not wait for my parents to drop me and leave, yeah i did that. I could see my Mum and grand mother were in a somber mood, leaving the only male child out there alone ..

2. Your favourite song which you hum often.

I sing a lot of Folk songs, and Have a lot of favourite songs, cant see how I will be able to find one out of so many, just depends what mood I am in.

3. Which was your favourite subject in school?

English. The english teacher was a HOT lady, she knew she was .. It was a rush to the english class ot make sure to grab the first desk to sit.

4. Are you happy with yourself always, well… most of the time, for what you are today?

Yes I am very much happy with all that i have achieved or where I am at this juncture of my life, god has been very kind to me so far and I hope and pray he keeps his eyes on me as long as I live.

5. Role model in your life? 

I dont beleive in role models , as if we dig deep we can find enough wrong in all of them, So  I have always tried to live as my father taught me , Do what your heart says, listen to all, dont hurt anyone knowingly, jsut be a good human being and treat everyone as you would want to be treated.

6. Have you got the habit of cursing often?!

Yes I have and i regret it a lot, I cant seem to shake it off. I use the F word a lot. Anyone got any remedies that i can use to get it out of the system.

7. What do you do when you are very happy?

I thank god, Dance and jump about in gleee

8. Do you believe in God or destiny or luck?

I beleive that God is there but he has given the power to  make our own destiny by working hard,  not hurting others , I know everyone says that what has to happen will happen but we can change all that if we are true to ourself and are a good human being. For god helps those who help themselves.

9. Any regrets in life?

If you had asked me this question a couple of years back, I would have said yes but over time I have learned a lot maybe become maturer, so Now I dont regret anything after all, all the good times and the bad times have made me what I am now. So thanks to all those who have shown me good times and A BIG THANKS to those who have brought bad times in my life, because OF them I know what good times are ..

10. A sweet memory which you talk about often?

I talk a lot about my friends and I remember one incident when I was alone surrounded by people ready to bash me up and Babbar my friend came and stood there by my side, without me calling him. It takes guts to stand by your friends right or wrong and I can never forget it. To me it is a sweet memory as that’s what we knew when we were growing up, standing for each other. Punjab was a bad place in those days.


11. Do you think you are a good son, daughter, brother, sister, spouse, parent? Mark yourself, if you can!

No I am not, I have a lot to do , to be a good son, there are a few things that I need to do. I am trying hard to get them all done, One of the regrets is that my father is no more and he has not been able to enjoy my success as much. I hope that I am able to make my parents, siblings, friends , all who come to my blog, people who care for me Proud of me someday or at least not do anything that will make them sad they know me.

Deboshree‘s Questions.

1. Which is your favourite blog post? Why is that so?

Post of Bhagat singh and other people who fought for our freedom , giving the supreme sacrifice , which NONE of the current lot of politicians can boast of.

2. If you could choose again, which is the profession you would choose for yourself?

I would try to get into army , indian army again as I have always wanted to join it, could not manage to do so

3. Do you believe in ghosts? If yes, briefly tell us about an encounter.

No I don’t believe in Ghosts…. (that was easy he he he )

4. If it could be anywhere at all, where would you want to win a paid-vacation to? (I am not sponsoring it by the way.)

Now this is cheating and not fair , ask us a question make us dream and then no sponsors 😦 …  I want to go to florida to Disneyland 🙂

5. How do you ward off an irritating customer care call? Or do you straight away press the End Button?

I press the end button simple, not that hard.

6. Which is the best book you have ever read?

Gosh, I cant remember that.  You can well imagine how seriously i read them 🙂

7. Do you have a dream in the closet? Something you wish you could get back to doing / start doing?

Yes I have a dream and I am working towards it.

8. What scares you the most?

Letting the name of my family down.

9. In one word, what is your current state of mind?

HAPPYYYYYYYLISCIOUSSSSSSSSSSS

10. How do you ward off anxiety? Or, what is the one stressbuster that mostly works for you?

I go for a run, sweat it out.

11. What do you ask people to initiate small talk, say on a long-haul flight or a train ride?

Oye, bikram here,  GAL KARNI HAI KE NAHIN.. ( ARE you going to talk to me or not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Writer-z-block‘s Questions

1. If you were crowned ‘Ms/Mr/Mrs/etc’ World, how would you start your ‘thank you’ speech?

Why thank you,  they should thank me that I participated in the competition, else they would have had to crown someone else, and FIND that Bikram did not even participate, so much shame for the organisers..

2. If you had to turn yourself into a cartoon character, who/what would you choose?

SIMBA…

3. What would be your response to a troll comment like ‘Your blog is utter crap!‘?

Thank you. Dont visit Crap blog again, as you know who loves living in filthy crap places 🙂

4. If you found a bag of cash (huge cash), what would you do? Take it to the police station, keep it for yourself, or any other option?

Depends how much is this huge cash.. if it is anything above a few tens million pounds Keep it to myself for sure , lucky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🙂  anything less than that now worth the hassle.

5. Describe your first poo/wee accident as a child. Ha ha ha!:wicked: If you don’t remember, then just invent one!

How do I invent one …

6. If someone pays you a million dollars to watch a scary horror film, sitting ALONE in a graveyard at midnight, would you do it?

Definitely, find a DONOR .. me game for it but i will take CASH 🙂

7. What is your one piece of advice to Rahul Baba (Gandhi)?

GO find a proper job and WORK…

8. If you could banish the Bacchhan parivaar, where would you send them?

Anywhere but EARTH

9. What is your proudest moment?

When I went to pick up my parents from the airport and they came to live in MY house…

10. What is your most romantic moment?

ooooooooooohh that would be telling .. waiting for it to happen..

11. And finally (phew), if you had a time machine, which year would you transport yourself to, and why?

anytime before 2006 as I met someone who doesn’t deserve a single day of care in that year, life was a BLISS before that .. that would do..

RIGHT now my chance to ask phewwwwwwwwwww….

1.  What is it that you love to do, most, and would rather spend your time doing it?

2.What do you think others think of you?

3.Where do you see yourself end the next 10 years.

4. What is one quality of yours you admire the most.

5. Have you played a trick on someone that went bad, What is it.

6.Who would you say made you who you are today (other than your parents, if that is what you would answer :) )

7. What gives you joy?

8.Who is your favourite hero and Why.

9.Why do you blog.

10.Do you believe in love stories , if yes why 🙂

11.Tell us an incident that you remember always.

Phew 11 done..

Now the hardest part which is to tag 11 people , finding those who have not been tagged is a big big task..  Anyway here they are ..  I have tried tagging those who have not been tagged, But If I have still done it then I am SORRY 🙂 but only 11 more to answer is not a big thing .. so GO for it guys …

1.  Tanishka
2.  Punam
3.  Rahul Aggarwal
4.  Sapna
5.  Puja
6. Cynosure
7. Harman
8.  R-A-J
9. The British Asian Blog
10. Ashwini C. N.
11. Rachna

5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

and this I am told is a scientific true .. 🙂

6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Dont you think they should be able to KNOW what the number are or sorry sorry WILL be .. what good are the psychic powers.. wish i could have them for a week then win the Lotto .. don’t need to do anything after that do I 🙂

7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

JLT – Just like that I was thinking .. should the abbreviation for the word abbreviated be smaller than this .. moreover difficult spellings I had to do a spell check to make sure I don’t spell it wrong…

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Now tell me that .. if they are doing a PRACTISE then when will they actually work.. and also are we the humans who they need to practice upon…  then who will they ACTUALLY work upon.. I think they have got it wrong .. 🙂

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In PART 1 a friend asked this question ,…..

Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol  ?

PS:- Important request ..

One of the bloggers who I read and follow is Partha Sir, He writes some beautiful stories on Blog called Random Thoughts. This blog is registered on networked blogs on Facebook HERE, for some reason there is another blogger who has registered this blog in her name  or is trying to , I have no clue why someone would do this. So My request is that can you please go and Vote for the author of this blog as Partha sir.  The link to that is http://www.networkedblogs.com/blog/randomthought ..

ALways Happy   and Irfaan Tagged Me

I am to answer these following questions ..

1) If you could go back in time to relive one moment, what would it be?

Well a lot of good moments have taken place in my life, But the one that I would really like to go back and live it again is January 2008 (I am sorry I can’t get into what it was or Why, It’s just a little secret for myself, One of the best moments of my life that day. I remember I was so Very happy… If only I can go back to it .. Life would be so beautiful) the last few days of 2007 and the beginning of 2008.. Beautiful days

2) If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Nothing, After careful consideration I would like to say that I would not want anything changed. Life has been good , god has been very kind. Have met so many lovely people some loved me some hated me, that’s how life is , I wish those who hate me become friends again.

3) What movie or TV character you think you resemble most in personality?

Movie I guess i would resemble the sidekicks who remain loyal to their friends all the time in thick and thin.. Pity the people whose sidekick I am don’t give a damn..

4) What movie or TV character would you really like to be like?

I would not want to be any of these REEL life people, I am Me a single ONE PIECE.. I don’t think anyone can be like me … Unique piece.. Have the best people loving me , have the worst people hating me .. Life has been a roller coaster all along… Hope its the same all through

5) If you could push one person in the whole world off a cliff and get away with it, who would it be?

I use to think I have a few to kill but Its fine, I guess God will treat them the way they treated me, Dont have any thing against them anymore. God bless them.  May they Live a Million Years.. and May EACH HOUR of those Years feel as long a Year to them so they can sit and feel how dishonest they been and what they have done.. LET them Live for long much longer than me..

6) Name one habit you want to change in yourself.

I want to learn the art of being Dishonest, Unfriendly, Disloyal, Cheating .. Please

7) Describe yourself in one word.

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 8) Describe the person who named you in this meme in one word.

Irfaan:- Honest
Always Happy:- ALWAYS HAPPY

9) Why do you blog? Answer in one sentence.

I blog to let everyone know what sort of Silly and Random thoughts pass through my mind…

10) Name at least 3 people to send this meme to then inform them.

I will use  Always Happy’s formula  If you’ve just read this post , you’ve been tagged!! YOU’RE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!  come on get going lets hear your replies
11) Link back to the person who tagged you in this meme.

Thank You very much Always Happy   and Irfaan  for the tag.

AWARDS 🙂

Dr. Raksha Bhat awarded me with this Award Thank you so much.

Simran Gave me the Following awards.
First :-

I am Gorgeous or Is my Blog gorgeous 🙂

 

Second           Third      

Thank you Simran

 
NRIGirl and Mangala Awarded me with the following award..
 
 
I have to write seven things about myself .. which you can all find here 

Mirza-Sahiba is another treasure of Punjabi literature.

 It is a romantic tragedy. Mirza and Sahiba were childhood playmates,. They fell in love with each other, but when this beauty is about to be wedded forcibly she sends a message to Mirza

 Mirza Khan on reading the letter doesn’t think twice and rides to get his love , inspite of  his sister’s request, His whole family warned him that the “Sials” (Sahiba’s brothers) were not the type of people he’d want to mess around with as they were hot-headed and aggressive. Mirza didn’t care about a word they said, all he knew was that he loved Sahiba and they had to be together.

 Mirza arrived  during Sahiba’s mehndi ceremony and carried her away. Sahiba’s brothers got to know about this and decided to follow them.

 On the way, as Mirza lies under the shade of a tree to rest for a few moments, that’s the time when Sahiba’s brothers catch up with them.

 Sahiba on seeing her brothers, sided with them and broke the arrows in Mirza’s quiver knowing very well that Mirza was a very good marksman and would have killed a few of her brothers.. Hence the famous phrase that arose in Punjab at that time “Sahiba Bani Bharavaan di .. Bhaiyaan ton Yaar Marwata!.” .. Meaning Sahiba took her brother’s side and helped in getting her lover murdered by the brothers …

NOW this is where my thought comes..

First  Mirza when he knew he is being followed .. Why did he have to rest, He should have carried on he reached his village where his brothers would have helped him …

Why did his brothers not follow him to help him

Secondly WHY did Sahiba break his arrows..  My reasons to ask

1. She knows she was being forced into a marriage cause the family did not accept her relation with Mirza…

2. She had called Mirza to come and get her.

3. When Mirza took her away she knew that her brothers would not take this easily and going by Punjab’s standards they would be ready to do anything to avenge this insult.

4. Why did she break the arrows… If Mirza had his arms who knows it might have been a different Folk lore ..

In the end she could not bear the death of her beloved and kills herself.. but if we stop the story and think of it just before she kills herself then she was wrong 🙂

So what are your opinions of this .. if this was todays story who would be at fault or the Wrong one here .. She should have stuck with the love of her life no matter what..  Mirza did his job to perfection when the Love of his life called him, he did not bother about his own life but went to get it ..

Dont you think such stories happen a lot in our society a lot these days, people spend years promising the world, Talking of the Undieing love for each other..

I will do this for you, do that for you.. if we separate i will kill myself and all that bollocks but majority of the time when the Fun of love goes away its time to go into the arms of another man/woman. So common these days dont you think..

PS:- Legend has it that Mirza and Sahiba will keep reincarnating until they don’t finally get together.

PSS:-Out of all the legendary stories originating from Punjab, Mirza Sahiba’s story is the only story where the male’s name comes first and then the female’s

I was tagged by  Renu, and harshad so here I am…

If I were a month…..Then It has to be November , I was born in the month 11/11 what a coincidence and looking forward to this year 11/11/11.

If I were a day of the week….Then I would pick a Friday.. Well after Friday I have Two days off and its time to sleep in late, no rush rush… So friday is always welcome as It has a wonderful feeling that tomorrow is a holiday and I just Love it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If I were a time of day….  Then -When i was in india i loved the morning time , since i use to go for a run upto the sukhna lake and it use to be so pleasant , the early morning birds singing, people on walks all cheerful .. that was the best time cause as the day proceeds eahc one has a frown on the face .. Now also i guess its still morning

If I were a season….Then I have to be wrong here, I would want to be all the seasons cause each season has a beauty in itself, the autumn has all that beautiful foliage , lovely colours, Winters has its snow I love snow.. Summer offcourse has its heat which is quiet bearable here and offcourse i can show off my perfect ONE PACK..  and Spring too the seeds germinating it has a new life all over

If I were a planet…Then I  would like to be Earth for sure one must love what one has

If I were a sea animal… Then I would be a big Blue whale.. So big and huge yet such a docile creature.. keeps one its own, doesnot do any harm to anyone

If I were a direction….Then I would be northWest … Cause thats the direction to my home.. Chandigarh-India from where i am now …

Update to above answer:- “A” a good fellow blogger jsut informed that its not northwest its SouthEast .. so the answer is SouthEast cause even that taken me to Chandigarh , India HOME sweet HOME 🙂 Thanks “A”.

If I were a piece of furniture…. ThenI will definitely the BED.. imagine all that you can do on there, or even Under there 🙂 he he eheh

If I were a liquid…..Then I would be Alcohol Royal challenge (dont know why but i love that Daru ki bottle .. no hangovers after i have had that )

If I were a tree….Then I would be Mangoe tree I love that fruit its my favourite… and Leechy too Can i be Two and oh oh Cheeku tooo please please .. well my blog , my question so my rule i can be all three 🙂 We have two of each back home in india yummmyyyyyyyyyy 🙂

If I were a tool…. Then I would be a Pen for sure , they say a pen is stronger than a sword… though i dont know what i would write .. but then ooops thats upto the person who hold me 🙂

If I were an element….Then I would be Titanium.. very difficutl to Break 🙂 SOLID ME 🙂

If I were a gemstone……Then I would be Pukhraj, i wear it for something my Mum keeps moaning about

If I were a musical instrument….Then it would be Definitely a DHOL…. OYE CHAKK DE DHOLIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa .. cum on lets have some dhol dhamaka .. lets have some raunak shaunak …

If I were a color…..Then it has to be my favourite  Blue.. But at moment i thing RED the color of blood need to kill someone , hence it looks quiet inviting the color ……

If I were a emotion…..Then i would be Laughter… as its the best medicine and I love to laugh anyway all the time …

If I were a fruit…Then It would be mangoe for sure the king of the fruits .. I love it .. imagine sunny day , a big Drum of cold water filled with mangoes and you sitting around it … go on Beat that 🙂

If I were a sound…I will go with what Renu and say a Flute its so soothing and serene.. Back home in india there use to be Pinjore gardens where an old guy , a chain smoker would dit in a dry bed of fountain and he would play the flute it was mesmerising.. can still remember him WOWOWOW

If I were a car…..again I will go with Renu’s reply a Tata safari , loved the car now have it imported in uk 🙂 yepp .. and there is a punjabi song .. 

Neela Ford rakhiya Zameen Wahun nu — Rakhi hai Safari Ghuman ghumaun nu

(meaning i got a Ford tractor blue colour for tilling the land , and the safari for roaming around )…

If I were food…….Punabi food Sarson da Saag with Makki di roti.. yummmmy.

If I were a scent….The fresh smell of the first few drops of first rain on the parched earth…

If I were a pair of shoes…..definitely the Big high legged ones , cowboy types .. I remember again back home we used to get the shoes hand made , there is a shop in Sector 8 chandigarh that guy has made so many shoes for me 🙂

If I were a bird….It would be an eagle.

I would like to tag all those lovely people who come and read this .. go on give it a go it shud be fun 🙂