Posts Tagged ‘Motorbike’

I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

 

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claustrophobia!

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2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?

Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

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3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?

A Holly Davidson!

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4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?

Sandy Claws!

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5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?

Santa Paws!

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6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?

Nothing! It just waved!

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7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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8. Why did the turkey join the band ?

Because it had the drumsticks!

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9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesawus

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10. What fur do we get from a tiger?

As fur as possible

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New year is just round the corner so let me take this opportunity to wish all the readers , and to every one around them a Very happy new year …

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Life is funny , I thought I shall share this clip with all of you lovely people .. I would seriously ask you to stop what you are doing and Press the play button and sit back and relax and LAUGH as I did for.. oh so long.. my belly hurt .. Its a different story I got a BIG one.

This is what happened in a small town in belgium.. in a famous square..   I particularly liked the Motorbike rider (I think my friend Andro is giving me idea’s  🙂 ), Does it really happen.. WHERE..

I need to go to BELGIUM .. A.S.A.P .. You just never know what might happen next time you go out for a quiet cup of coffee!

if the button does not work then click here PLEASE .. Click me Click Me

TRUST Me folks Press that button .. AND make sure you come and tell me how you liked it or IF YOU HATED IT ..  (you know how much greedy I am of comments)

and Please don’t tell me you missed the bike rider…

and NO I DON’T mean to offend any one,  No intentions whatsoever, of offending the Lovely ladies, it’s written purely in jest and for fun. To be taken lightly and as a marketing ploy. I dont have anything against ladies, so please dont feel offended,  Thank you.

go go go go GO FOR ITtttttttttttttttt what you waiting for …   Press the Button DO IT.. Doooooooooooooooooooooooooo IT.. keep the volume down though if you are in office..