How many Dogs does it take to change a BULB ?

	Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
	Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to Mark too.
	Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
	Rottweiler: Make me.   Dare Ya!!!!
	Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
	German Shepherd:I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
	Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
	Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’
	Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
	Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
	Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
	Poodle:I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

PS:- Pictures courtsey – Google.

UPDATE:- sorry I might have misled everyone here .. This came as a email to me , I just put some pictures to it .. Sorry My bad

Unlikely Things (2) :- Smile .. have a laugh

Unlikely things to hear on a valentines days

1.   The perfect person for me DRUNK and IDIOT

2.   I love your smell , I love your eyes .. WHY WHY  Must  you  be a                 LABRADOR

3.   I may be Dyslyxic but that does not mean I don’t volve you 

4.   I am bit a of a man for the LADIES .. doesnot matter how well the signs for the GENTS are posted ..

5.   Be my valentine or die in a WELL

6.  Do we have to go through this ____ every year ahhhhhhhhhhh

7.  My darling wife
      Roses are red Violets are blue
      Valentines is jsut a commercial crap
      Now don’t you have some ironing to do 

8.  Life with me baby is a ROLLER coaster .. it comes with weight restriction :O  (oooops)

9.  I got three words to say  DREAM ON ___..

So People What other funny things can you come out with .. Lets hear them all..

Have a great Weekend… People

PS:- I also wrote a column .. On Reservation  ( http://theviewspaper.net/reservations-and-the-youth-of-india/)