Posts Tagged ‘kids’

Thursday Challenge “STAIRS” (Straight, Spiral, Indoor, Outdoor, Fire Escape,…)

up the Stairs and wooooooooooooooooooooooosshhhhhhh back..

Anyone coming with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🙂

Another funny one .. I got this as an email, somewhere in Delhi .. don’t know if its morphed or seriously someone did this ..

Stairs to ????

So then who all are party to come along with me.. and also reply to Stairs to ?

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5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

and this I am told is a scientific true .. 🙂

6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Dont you think they should be able to KNOW what the number are or sorry sorry WILL be .. what good are the psychic powers.. wish i could have them for a week then win the Lotto .. don’t need to do anything after that do I 🙂

7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

JLT – Just like that I was thinking .. should the abbreviation for the word abbreviated be smaller than this .. moreover difficult spellings I had to do a spell check to make sure I don’t spell it wrong…

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Now tell me that .. if they are doing a PRACTISE then when will they actually work.. and also are we the humans who they need to practice upon…  then who will they ACTUALLY work upon.. I think they have got it wrong .. 🙂

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In PART 1 a friend asked this question ,…..

Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol  ?

PS:- Important request ..

One of the bloggers who I read and follow is Partha Sir, He writes some beautiful stories on Blog called Random Thoughts. This blog is registered on networked blogs on Facebook HERE, for some reason there is another blogger who has registered this blog in her name  or is trying to , I have no clue why someone would do this. So My request is that can you please go and Vote for the author of this blog as Partha sir.  The link to that is http://www.networkedblogs.com/blog/randomthought ..

First of all a Very HAPPY new year to you all .. lets start it with a laugh .. so here’s a joke and a few pictures which will hopefully put a smile on your face..

Mrs. R  comes to visit her son A  for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty A’s roommate is. 


 Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between  A and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,  M and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, M came to A saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote an email:


Dear MaMa,

I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house ; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son

A

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with M , and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral:  Never Bulla Shita you MaMa

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And Now for something which all ladies will have a problem with here is the proof that MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING and EVERYTHING … KOI SHAK .. Go on Deny it .. See the LAST one will make you burst out laughing .. 🙂

Seat belt broken.. I can Fix it

Dont have a Spoon .. NO problems...

No electrical problem is UNFIXABLE ...

Some idiot stole my Car Stereo.. BUT NO PROBLEM's

Dont have money to buy GPS.. Heck No PROBLEMO...

Last but not the least .. The ONE I LOVED and made me laugh out loud….  I am speechless…

No diapers at home .. NO WORRIES 🙂

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Happy New year Everyone

Ps. Pic’s courtsey a forwarded Email and Google search 🙂

In india the 14th of November is being celebrated as the children’s day , A lot of you have already read my views on the day , and how I feel that it needs to be changed to another day rather than it being associated with the Birthday of a politician Nehru. 

But lets not talk of all that on this day .. After all its children’s day so Happy children’s day to All the kids , you have fun all of you ..

Over the blogosphere I have met so many bloggers who have beautiful kids , I know a few Buzz , Chirpy , Bably , R., the Twins  and many more so to all of them have a great day..  DO your parents proud..

Now coming to the point On this day let me tell you about a fact that not many know of and its sad that our history writers have not done anything to bring it to the limelight as they are all too far into the likes of Gandhi and Nehru’s .. to these writers others don’t exist ..  This fact also brings out the intelligence of one of the well-known martyrs of indian independence Shaheed Sardar Bhagat singh and his comrades ..

During the early organizational work being done by the martyrs was the efforts made to politicize School students, The Naujawan Bharat Sabha also formed a BAL BHARAT SABHA..  and BAL STUDENT UNION which were an organization of school children of the age 12 to 16 years old , and it had a high number of members who actually worked hard for the independence of India.

Baldev Raj the grandson of Lala Lajpat rai was secretary of the Bal Student Union.. and Kahan Chand was the president of the Amritsar chapter of Bal Bharat Sabha.

Kahan chand was a mere 11 years old when he was sentenced by the british to three months of rigorous imprisonment..

Yash another young activist was also found guilty of assisting the Lahore city unit congress and Naujwan Bharat sabha, he was only 10 at that time.. He later grew up to be editor of the Urdu daily MILAP.

Jagdish Chander  During his school days was caned by Headmaster for wearing a Gandhi  Cap. He joined Bal Bharat Sabha and later on joined naujawan  Bharat Sabha  and was known as “SHASRTI JI” among his colleagues. Participated in Bhagtanwala Bank Robbery and Kanari Bazar Dacoity case along with Jahngiri Lal, Dharam Paul,  Lajpat Rai and others. Spent almost 5-1/2 years in Jails namely Delhi, Ferozepur, Gujrat, Multan and Hoshiarpur. Was appointed as Confidential Enquiry Officer, by Punjab Congress Committee to go into atrocities committed by police in West Punjab from 1942 to 1945 and was advisor of Congress on students affairs and had been Secretary of Socialist party in 1942.

As many as a total of 1192 juveniles under the age of 15 were convicted for some reason or the other in regards to there political activities, Most of these activists belonged to bengal.

Not much has been written about these dare devils who at such a young age went on to fight for their nation. If anyone knows about other kids please do let me know too.

So today on children’s day lets not forget these forgotten children who went through all these troubles for the nation which has forgotten them.

Have a great day to all the kids out there , Enjoy your day and have fun.

Wishing You All A Very Happy Children's Day

Pic. courtsey :- http://www.desicomments.com.