Christmas – Questions

I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

A mouse going on holiday

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2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

Please close the Door , I’m Dressing

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3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept

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4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

Stick with me and We’ll go places .

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5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

Because they can’t afford to take the train.

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6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

Hide all the chairs

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7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

Because he took a SHORT-Cut

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8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

You Stand next to a FAN

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9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

A sheep who is under the Weather.

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10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Santa-Clews.

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Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and  be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time ,  friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..

No- Its not me 🙂

that is ME

Dancy Dancy

More Dancy

 

 

 

Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

I had my work Christmas lunch yesterday , where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.