Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

We had our work Christmas lunch a couple of days ago, where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. How do you get rid of a boomerang ?

2. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot ?

3. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ? 

4. What has four legs but can’t walk ? 

5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ? 

6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ?

7. What is the best xmas present in the world ?

8. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? 

9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas ? 

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

I had my work Christmas lunch yesterday , where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.