I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..
1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Claustrophobia!
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2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
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3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?
A Holly Davidson!
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4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?
Sandy Claws!
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5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?
Santa Paws!
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6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?
Nothing! It just waved!
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7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
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8. Why did the turkey join the band ?
Because it had the drumsticks!
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9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A doyouthinkhesawus
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10. What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible
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New year is just round the corner so let me take this opportunity to wish all the readers , and to every one around them a Very happy new year …
Me and My Random Thoughts 