After the previous couple of posts I thought I should change the scenario a bit , but for the life of me I have been unable to think of something remotely interesting. I was a bit on the senty side too thinking of the childhood days and days back home 🙂 Yeah i know you going to say here we go again 🙂
When I remembered the first book that majority of us read the one where they teach us alphabets, The A and B and C’s .. how they have all these examples for each alphabet and they are all so simple , examples
A for apple B for Ball C for Cat and so on .. TILL you reach “X” .. and X is for Xylophone ..
Now this caught my attention imagine the first exotic word you get to learn.. Xylophoneeeeeeeeeee 🙂 .. its my favourite
I mean the first think you learn as you are growing up, the most important word you will learn as you are growing up XYLOPHONE..
You are two or three years old learning this .. one of the most important 26 things you will learn Xylophone ..
When you grow up, probably there is a big BIG percentage that you will never be a xylophone player in your life, you will probably never meet a xylophone player in your life. I have never seen one or anyone playing it ever so far .. But here it is X for Xylophone
The only word invented for me to say when I reach X
Then I grew up and became mature (so I think), I am an adult and we are dealing with all these posh words the Alpha’s Bravo’s Charlie’s. Foxtrot, . Oscar and the ever so Exotic Zulu’s ..
Now these words are not taught to us , unless off-course we are in the police force or some other force that needs such words to tell the spellings ..
Now I can understand the reason behind using this Phonics as they are called, Because sometimes it gets difficult to pronounce names or words in the way they are supposed to be , because of different dialect and all ..
Believe me, here in uk with euro opening up, the number of polish or Latvian names that I come across, Which I can’t pronounce at all.
I use to get angry at British not being able it say BIKRAM.. good I did not say its BikramJIT 🙂 ..
Bikram became bikraaaaaaaam.. or bik or B and what not .. but blimey its like climbing the mountain .. giving a name to control to get some info..
I am on the phone trying to give my address to some insurance guy . .post code is P20 — ..
He says what.. B for ..
No I say P.. P for and ohhhhhh at that precise moment my mind goes blank what .. what ..
What is it P for .. hmmm Psychology ..
Oh .. S . 20 the guy says .. and I don’t know which was to look 🙂
Sometimes we also invent new words , which is Funny like if it is B i have usually said B for . BIKRAM 🙂 the guy on the other side is now thinking what the hell did I just say ..or i invent a new word B for Bougart..
or if its N20 – the guy says is that M for money .. NO You Pillock its N for Nougartttt ..
Another funny part is, Well That I have experienced is that usually when we are trying to remember some meaningful word for the alphabet , there is all that FILTH that comes to your mind..
I am sure many will agree to it , although you may deny it 🙂 go on try it .. you forget the words .. do try it , I was asked something and I had to say S something .. the girl asked me is it F for foxtrot
No its S for Sex .. (I said a few more words .. But did not want to put on this blog, I am sure all your minds are probably Getting the RIGHT words ..So ahmm ahmm ).. stop ..
She got upset and shouted Supervisor..
I said YEAH l That’s the one – S for supervisor 🙂
I am mischievous too sometimes and can be funny too if they ask G for ..
I say Gnome…
Try it sometime everyone 🙂
Have a Great day people .. and keep smiling .. for smile and the world smiles with you 🙂
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