Archive for the ‘Unlikely things’ Category

1 to 8 You can read here – First part of  Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi – 1

9. If we use Mc and BC  (vulgar curses) more than 4 -5 times in a sentence with you. IT MEANS WE LOVE YOU A LOT…

10.  A Glassy in hand is better than two in a bottle

11:- After 6th peg( shot of whiskey) the favourite dialogue is “HAALE DOOJA HAI YAAR” (its only the Second one)

12. BULLET, TILLE WAALI JUTTI, RayBANS, OPEN JEEP and Woofers  make a PUNJABI

13 You are either born normal and boring or you are born PUNJABI.

14. It doesn’t matter where you from bangalore, Mysore,Tamilnadu, Kerala, AP we think you are all MADRASI

15. Ulle de Pathe and Khote de puttar.. or Sher da puttar  you definitely a Punjabi.

16. Canada and UK part of Punjab. PERIOD…….

17KAL SE DIETING SHURU (dieting from tomorrow) – Favourite line we say EVERYDAY

Ps:- Message of the day … AGAIN I know..

Please Honk slowly.. My country is SLEEPING.. You might disturb it from its sleep..

PS:- Thank you for all the emails and comments regarding the problem mentioned in previous post, I have a lot of info , have sent it , I am better prepared

PPS:- All pictures courtesy Google

 

Update:- 15-12-2012

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Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi –  3

What do you think about this Picture .. Any guesses … I am going to give a Award to the one who can Guess it honestly …. I know I am a Miser I will give to only 5 people :) so get going … All the best ..

All the pictures below are genuine logo’s of reputed companies but they all have very unique interesting things to see in the Logo.. Can you see what it is ..  AND NO CHEATING PLEASE :)

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I have set moderation for this one.. This what you get 🙂

All the best

All the best 🙂

Unlikely things to hear  in a Movie 🙂

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Nemo where the hell you been  

2. 

  Ok Mr Bond  DO you want to hire the FORD FOCUS or not ?

3. 

       MR Vader we are from the child protection agency

4.  

     WARNING this film contains Aishwarya rai…

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      M.  I worked out what to do with GOLDFINGER..
Put it in a bag and mark it cash for gold ..

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So this mission is IMPOSSIBLE .. lets not bother

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  Use the force LUKE if that doesnot work ..

       turn it off and turn it on again

8. Revenge will be mine mr Bond when we meet in small claims court.

9. Mmmmmmmmmmm CRACKING HEROINE grommits MY PRECIOUSSSSSS

So then people lets hear your views what do you think would be Unlikely dialogues or statements you would hear in movies 🙂   I tried changing by putting some images could not find for the last two :)…

Thursday Challenge “WOODEN” (Ship, House, Furniture, Carpentry Tools, Trees,…)

I am not sure if this goes with the theme, but it says trees and I found this unusual black treee …

I am sorry if this does not fit the theme…

Black tree

Thursday Challenge  LIQUID (Splashes, Pouring, Dripping, Waves, Wet,…)

Because of work and all Not getting time to write posts or edit the ones in the drafts , but Thursday challenge and Wordless wednesday help.. to keep the blog alive .. Sorry by inundating you all with pics most of the time Here are a few to go with the Topic..

1. Splash

Splashhhhh

Again again ...

 

2. Waves , Wet – australia

Palm Beach australia

Palm Beach Australia

 

3. Waves , Wet – India

Beach in Puri India

Puri - India

Unlikely things to hear on a valentines days

1.   The perfect person for me DRUNK and IDIOT

2.   I love your smell , I love your eyes .. WHY WHY  Must  you  be a                 LABRADOR

3.   I may be Dyslyxic but that does not mean I don’t volve you 

4.   I am bit a of a man for the LADIES .. doesnot matter how well the signs for the GENTS are posted ..

5.   Be my valentine or die in a WELL

6.  Do we have to go through this ____ every year ahhhhhhhhhhh

7.  My darling wife
      Roses are red Violets are blue
      Valentines is jsut a commercial crap
      Now don’t you have some ironing to do 

8.  Life with me baby is a ROLLER coaster .. it comes with weight restriction :O  (oooops)

9.  I got three words to say  DREAM ON ___..

So People What other funny things can you come out with .. Lets hear them all..

Have a great Weekend… People

PS:- I also wrote a column .. On Reservation  ( http://theviewspaper.net/reservations-and-the-youth-of-india/)