Archive for the ‘Logic’ Category

As promised in the previous post , about me and my Stupid posts , I thought to lighten the mood I’ve been thinking of the conversations we have with other people its funny how people respond. This is a very good example that comes to mind if someone asks you what is the most the biggest important cause, Chief Cause of divorces

(before continuing think of it yourself and reply to the question ) ..

I am sure many will say that it was the relationship between the couple.. and plenty of more reason. Each reason is a valid one for sure.. but my dear friends here is a point to think about.. To me

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
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Ok tell me if I am wrong 🙂

Moving on, I am sure everyone reading this note would also have heard the famous proverb that there is a light at the end of the tunnel, but is it true – Does it hold true to all situations , not always because The light at the end of the Tunnel could be the lights of a TRAIN coming towards you at full speed, that changes the whole meaning of the proverb.

Does it not?

and oh boy you are buggered because you are in the middle of the tunnel as in your eagerness to go towards that Light , which is at the end of the tunnel , you were running .. that surly is a oooops moment
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Tell me if I am wrong 🙂

Another thing , of which I am equally guilty is telling people to smile , I say it a lot SMILE .. Smileeeeeeeeee and the world smiles with you.

Now imagine this scenario, There you are Walking up or down the road depending on what you are doing , going out of the house or coming inside the house.. Because depending on that you will either be GOING UP the road or GOING DOWN the road 🙂 (I bet you are ready to kill me here now).. anyway

where were we yeah on the road , all dressed up .. That again can be a UP or DOWN .. you can dress Up or Dress DOWN 🙂

Right… So you see every person who is coming your way smiling .. NOW frankly it would probably be ok for the first couple of times but suddenly it will become a bit of What the hell moment , I am sure you will be thinking .. is that person genuinely smiling .. Should you be smiling back at them .. or is that person Smiling at YOU.

Because if he is genuinely smiling then maybe he believes in the proverb that smile and the world smiles with you .. BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT and then the OH MY GOD moment when you will try to figure out what is wrong with you, what have you done .. have you got your hair in shambles , is some clothing off (remember the dressing up and down I was talking above),

you know it could be anything .. so here’s a naughty thought .. from now on say

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 🙂

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Last but not the least, another thought and I am sure everyone reading this would have heard it all before too.. why do people say, and I have seen big slogans too that Alcohol doesn’t solve problems well if you think and give it a GOOD THINK..

neither does Milk

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.. so why are there no posters saying Milk doesn’t solve any problems

Right I am off before someone takes offence in this politically correct rich world and takes me on.. moreover don’t want to use up all my thoughts in one post and then wonder what to right next..

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I know  I know the ISM’S are supposed to be humourous and all .. but then I am not that clever , all i have is some questions that I would like to ask and hopefully get some witty answers that will make other laugh too ..

So starting with the series here , I have other things to ask too .. the first few questions .. Tadaaaa

 

1. Why do supermarkets make the sick, walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

you enter a super market the first counter all the tobacco.. Oh I guess they want people to buy it and then have a nice little stroll to the pharmacy while have that Smoke .. ahh Bliss .

2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

🙂

 

3. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.  ? 

Yeah you need to visit the local Halifax building society or Barclay’s the pens are chained to the desk 🙂  just in case someone wants to nick the PRECIOUS pens.

 

4. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

(when was the last time you went to your garage, I mean without the precious CAR 🙂 , it is packed with stuff that we have not used for months and probably will never use again,  Its called Hoarding I know but still ..

The old study table
The broken chair
That piece of old carpet that you thought you will use as door mat
That old crockery stuff that someone gave you , which you never liked so had it stored in the Garage.. 
The old broken bicycle… 
The old fish tank which you have been waiting to clean and fill up ready to be used.. Oh that was since year 2007..
The old fridge you kept for emergency use when you bought the new one ..
and so on..  )

 
 

PS:- One of my blogger friends has a book published, Please go and have a look at Bhargavi’s  Post

 

Pic’s courtsy Google ..

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Over the last few weeks and months I have read a lot on the topic, it has ranged from people saying Men are the worst thing ever , how women will be happy without men . Men calling how women behave etc etc etc.. I have gone and put my views on a few of the blogs where the articles have written the replies to some have been funny and made me smile.

So let’s be frank and throw away all the hesitations we have, Slut walk is/was organised by people to let other people know that it’s not the women who invite men to rape them by the way they dress up ,  That is what I think is the MAIN point although there are a billion branches to it which my small mind cant cope with.

I am writing this post to put my views on all this Walks , holding discussions , meetings etc as far as I am concerned Dont help there are reasons behind that, Has a walk or a demonstration ever helped anyone and I mean that in context to OUR country INDIA, not referring to any other nation because I don’t believe taking examples of other nation will help us , things don’t work the same in our nation.

My question is to all the people (male-female and any other category which is human included) .. the reason I put that in brackets is I am sure someone out there reading this will say I am talking only of females , yeah I get that a lot so to be POLITICALLY CORRECT I put all..  right the question is will this walk really help.. or has it helped ..

Again please hold your horses and take your fingers off that trigger .. and listen to what I have to say

I am not undermining anything, I totally support all kinds of walk , dharna’s , agitations etc .. BUT my question is to all those who are quiet vocal,

what will they do if they found out that the person who eve teased or raped or molested is from their own house.. will they still want that male to be castrated …

All these crimes are done by a Male (again please I mean MAJORITY) though females too do it but lets assume here its a male who is the culprit .. Dont you think we should be teaching  the MEN the male in our own house , in our own room for things to make a difference, I strongly believe that Once that happens then the things will change.

I feel that the BASIC MENTALITY of a  MALE needs to be changed..  After all the rapist or the man who is eve teasing , or even thinking of it .. IS from our society and maybe from our own home ..

1. How many people will be there in the march, Pardon me for being a idiot but as far as i understand a Indian mindset many of them in the march will be going back to there own home shutting the door and then BITCH about it, Tell me if i am wrong in that …

2. How many of the people actually in the march will go home and to there Husband-Son-Father and point out to them that the way they look at a girl is not good.

3. How many MEN who are supporting this march will on a friday night get drunk or have a few drinks and then do the same thing against which they are standing up now. by this i dont mean they will go and Rape or molest someone I mean talking amogst their own friends .. Oh how sexy that girl is , look at her legs , this and that…

4. A baby boy grows , starts school , comes back home after a few days Mommy is probably the first one to ask “KOI GF banai”..  A girl is taught and instructed about social conduct, given guidelines about how to dress and behave in public in general. But a boy is seldom/never taught about these things at home esp with regard to conduct towards girls. He learns from his peers, from the media which shape up his misguided notions which slowly get entrenched. Something needs to be done in this direction too.  (copied this from Ajay’s comment..)

I am copying “It is cool to address women as chick, babe, figure, item..It is cool if you are known for your ‘long legs’…It is cool to ignore certain men who ‘compliment your gorgeous shirt/top’ with all the wrong intentions..it is cool to get a million likes when you wantedly put up a pic of you lounging by the beach ( yes, I know some ex-classmates who will do anything for attention. They are still insecure like hell. The funny part is they are showered with attention only when they put up such pics. I am in no way supporting ‘it is women who provoke men’ policy but I am convinced it is because of low self-esteem and insecurity that is making them stoop so low. I have also come across men who have asked them to think again.)”

I totally agree with the above ..

5. I also beleive that  If a woman is dressed a certain way, it does NOT mean that she’s looking for sex!.. But then I would not want a female who I know walking on the road half naked,  as a prostitue would walk.. Again YES I know how they dress and walk.  I know many out there probably wriggling there fingers to put in a comment How do i know, or how can i see.. Well my answer is Look at the one you care for and love , thats how they NOT DRESS.. hope you got a reply

I was brought up by parents who taught me how to treat a woman, I was always told that I should watch how i behave outside since I have sisters and I would not like them teased or hassled. DO you teach your son-husband-father this … Did you protest when a male in your family said something derogatory about a female in front of you.

Do have a think and let me know….

·         Most ‘First Class’ students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers.

 

·         The ‘Second Class’ pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the ‘First Class’.

 
·         The ‘Third Class’ pass, enter politics and become Ministers and control both.

 
·         Last, but not the least, The ‘Failures’ join the underworld and control all the above. 
   
 

 

Now it’s your decision what do you want?

 

 

So lets hear what you decide 🙂 .. Tell US what you want to be ?????  Tell tell .. Bolo Bolo ..

I just saw a status message on a profile , which said ” If life is a cycle…you will meet your past in the future

Well this has got me thinking.. BLIMEY .. if this is the case then all that I have gone through I might have to , go through it all over again. This scares me a lot because on that day either we will be repenting, laughing , being merry or happy … But the question is will we know what we did then was right or wrong… hmmmm think think

Or as I say if it happens then thats the best.. We can make the same mistakes again, because I am sure I doubt if we have learned anything so far , The fun part is making the mistakes but this time knowingly. 🙂

Some might say that if past catches up then it might spoil the future.. But I say that what we are doing in Future is actually based on whats happened in the PAST, moreover when the circle comes we wont know what the future is .. but we will know the PAST.

Am I making any sense or is it all Over head transmission (OHT) ..

I am sure we all have so many things that we wish we had not done, But we forget that we are what we are today Because we did those things. So all in all, All this is indeed a BIG ROUND CYCLE.. no start – no finish.

Are there any things that you want to come back, Or things that you dont want to come back. Come on bring it all OUT.

In the previous article I got some comments suggesting I should go to sleep, 🙂 .. But Sleeep is bad for u ..

Yes it is .. I have a logic behind this.. It is Quite bad ..

First Imagine its Saturday today …

Now tell me, How many times have you gone to a pub on a Friday night ..

You come home sloshed.. smiling.. In a world of your own.. Happy.. Jhooming.. Top of world.. King of World…

You slump on your bed.. if you manage to climb the stairs to your bedroom.. (best is no need to change too… dont have the thought to change he he he )

You go to sleep and You wake up

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You feel like SH___ , Headache.. Nausea.. sleepy .. just feeling rotten

It was the sleep that did it .. BECAUSE

I felt great at 2am in morning last night 🙂 all I did was SLEEP

How is that for a logic…