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27. Your mom finds you KAMJOR (weak)Β even if you are overweight

28. When you are unwell the entire family will be of doctor’s.. And then Grand Father will come and say Give him a spoon of Brandy with Hot water πŸ™‚

29. You can speak any language in Punjabi

“Kinni sohni WIND blown-di HAI” (Kinni – How much, Sohni – Beautiful)

30. To err is human but to Burrrrraaaaaaaaaaahhh is punjabi..

burrah

31. After gossiping about someone for hours , you end up saying “SANU KI”

32. TU PUNJ MINT THAER.MAIN ADDE GHANTE WHICH AYYA Β (chowla sir’s idea πŸ™‚ )

33. AND the best one is JUGAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD Β πŸ™‚

What is Jugaad no one knows, but a punjabi can create a jugaad for anything .. Β (which reminds me I have a picture for wednesday to post on the same theme.. so Watch out for that .. )

34. Biggest tension is when to eat- what to eat-whom to eat with. Β (Indu Mam’s Idea πŸ™‚ )

35 Punjabi kids during a exam ..

question 1. aa v ho gaya (done this one)
question 2. aa v ho gaya (done this one)
question 3. aa v ho gaya (done this one )

and so on ..

but when the result comes .. its OH teri … AA ki ho gaya (OH Damn, How did this happen)…

Ps. Β I have been missing in action for a long time, few things keep coming up keeping me away from blogging. Life is happening as they say. Β Thank you all for emailing and asking about me, it is much appreciated. THANK YOU ALL.

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Drink is equal to YOGA So Please encourage the drinking people

Savasana

Balasana

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana


Marjayasana
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Halasana

Dolphin


Salambhasana


Ananda Balasana


Malasana


Pigeon

Any one for PUB tonight .. the first round is on ME πŸ™‚ Friday Evening …

Have a Great Weekend Everyone ….

Thanks everyone for always being there πŸ™‚ Have a great Wednesday…

Happy New year EVERYONE..

Posted: January 1, 2011 in funnies, Laughter

Start the year with a laugh…..

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EK ladki @ railway station
Waiting for 1/2 hr… gets bored

coin nikala, coin weighing machine mein dala…

58 Kgs

coin nikala
Sandal utari, side mein rakhkhi
Coin weighing machine mein dala….

56 Kgs

coin nikala
Jacket utara, side mein rakhkha
coin weighing machine mein dala….

53 Kgs

coin nikala
Dupatta utara, side mein rakhkha
coin weighing machine mein dala….

52 Kgs

OR FIR
Coin khatam!

Side mein baitha bhikari bola…

“Tu chalu rakh. Coin main dalta hun………. ” πŸ™‚

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(this i had put earlier tooo)

This poem is based on actual events……..

Now this is a story about Manjeet,
Who lived on New York’s 42nd Street.

A hard-core desi with a desi desire,
To control his heat he looked for a Kaur
and started by knocking on his neighbour’s door.

His neighbor was a Vilayatan of Afro descent,
five feet five tall with a Brooklyn accent.

Her name was Myson.
She looked like a Bison,

But that didn’t matter.
Cos our veer Jeeta was fatter!

Jeeta short for Manjeet, was desperate, and he had little choice.
So he started his chat-up in a deep hefty voice;

“Meri Jindagy, Meri Pyari, Meri Heer, Meri Kali!”

She listened to his lines then gave him the crux;
“I’ll go out with you if you give me ten bucks!”

He put on his Brylcream and they started to date.
Jeeta was in love; “Oh, thank-jooooo fate!”

But Aunty Bachni was on the prowl,
She’d smelt the perfume, it was foul!

Her senses were tingling, something was up.
So she checked out our bro, she wanted the gup!

She found him quickly in his Pug laal,
Then gave a shriek “OH KALI DE NAAL!” Nee mare marrghay!”

Aunty Bachno raises the alarm;
“Jeeta’s down town with a Kali on his arm!”
“There’s only one way to stop his blunder, I’ll call his mother in district Jallundar!”

When mummy heard the news she threw a frenzy!
“Main audhay tukde karke rakh dhongy!”

She picked up her shawl and headed for Amerika,
To eliminate the girlfriend and bring back Jeeta!

As soon as she landed she grabbed his ear,
“Stick to Punjabis!, Main tenoo kinee wari kiha!?”

Kala Kaloota Sara Tabar Loota!
Why didn’t you come to me? I know many Punjabis!

“OK mummy ji, just find me a voti
Who’ll make me saag and mukhi dee roti!”

“My kali friend was a bad move,
She doesn’t even like the Bhangra groove!”

“Serves you right! I’ve told you many times,
Marry a Punjabi, one of your own kind!”

“I’ll find you a kuree in Englaaand my son,
I hear there are plenty in Bolverhampton!”

“OH Mummy , get the jalebis, ladoos, patashe, shakar paare.. and lead the way!
Punjabi girls here I come, Ballay oh Ballay!”

I’m on my way!

Disclaimer:- The above bears no resemblence to ME, or anyone else .. Any Any references to any Person living, dead, or reincarnated is purely coincidental. No similarity to actual persons or predators, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred, No Indian punjabi male Americans or indian punjabi british female’s were harmed in this write up and doesnot bear any resemblance to them πŸ™‚ ..

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :


Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That’s MUMBAI


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Scenario 2


Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 


You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!


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Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.


That’s DELHI


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Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.


That’s AHMEDABAD


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Scenario 5


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.

That’s BANGALORE


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Scenario 6


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in…

That’s CHENNAI


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Scenario 7


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in KOLKATA


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Scenario 8


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, “don’t fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting”.

That’s KERALA !


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Scenario 09


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along and declares curfew. All run away in search of way to home.


You are in HYDERABAD THE GREAT!!!


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And the best one is ….


Scenario 10


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  Cheersssssssssssss




You are in GOA !!!

Add your own πŸ™‚ if any…. Go on.. I am sure you will have loads to talk about some other places….















UPDATE:- oooopsssssssssss I have been informed Just now that a 8 year old also helped his brother the 10 year old to write this lovely poem….

Written in the Stars (Hulk Version)

Written in the Stars
A million miles away
A message sent to earth
For everyone to run away
Oh because of the Hulk
Who needs serious Health Care
Who leaves the world crashing down
And he has Hideous Hair
It is almost Christmas
And the hulk is nearly Dead
All of the newspapers
He has already read
Yesterday he robbed the bank
And stole all of the Dosh
Because he always stank
He was never Posh
Now it is his funeral
And all who was there has a dog
His name was creath
Because he had Stinky Breadth
Now its the End of Our song
Don’t leave it with a Pong
Now we are going to Pass
Because its CHRISTMASSSS