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Hello everyone , how are you all doing. I hope life is treating you all very nicely and fairly.

It seems my mind has again been working overtime , which is rare actually when you think of all the nonsense I come out with , I can see and feel a few heads nodding out there .. well never mind .. Nod as much .You are still going to read the whole of this Post.. DONT STOP NOW.

Right this is a funny thing , how many people out there have seen it happen or done it themselves.. You know all that pallava how a mobile phone works, how it goes out of range , the signal drops all that..

So I have seen this now a few times When you are talking to someone on the phone and suddenly it goes out of range .. WHY do we start saying Hello , hellohellohello … heeeeellllllooooooooooooooo.. I mean check it out usually we say it FIVE times (well you can sure wonder how bored i am , and how much time i have on my hands , looking for such things to happen around me ) 🙂

This is what most people do as the signal goes there is a SINGLE hello .. then THREE SHARP hello’s and then a Longggggggggggggg hello .

Hello

hellohellohello

Helloooooooo …   🙂

Ok while we are on the word HELLO here is something else , you have all heard of the international magazine HELLO.. so if you ring there reception by mistake it will be a funny talk

you call up ,

you – HELLO

they – HELLO

you – HELLO…

HELLO ..  They reply again HELLO .. Is this Hello .. Yes its HELLO .. Hello

🙂

Another thing is .. There is only one company that I can think of which has to take its Competitors name before it takes its own brands name , can you guess what it is  ..

???

????????

right let me tell you its the OK magazine ..

you call them ,  “HELLO” ..

they reply “HELLO, OK”..

Hello get free marketing and advertisement from OK 🙂

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Thursday Challenge – “CREATIVE” (Fine Arts, Crafts, Engineering, Music, Clothing,…)

In the previous post the second picture has Two Insects hanging 🙂 here is another closer look at one of them …

The Stick insect

Titan Stick Insect

PS. This is also an entry for Thursday challenge .. taking such pictures is also creative .. he he he he I am just trying to find something to post for the idea 🙂 he he he.

P.P.S.  you can disagree with me on this .

P.P.P.S. – > The insect is so CREATIVE it hides itself as a branch

Can you see anything

PS. :- I have been away for about 10 days .. So I am sorry to all whose blogs I have not visited Will do so as soon. November is a busy month with lots happening , so please bear with me 🙂

Hope everyone had a great Diwali. I was not home so did not have much fun.

PS :- I will be in Bangalore in two weeks time for a day or two.. So I would love to meet all who live there without putting pressure .. on 21st – 22nd november 🙂 Email me contacts mannbik@gmail.com.. hopefully see you all out there.

 

 

postcard west midlands low res

I saw this on DiDo’s Blog :

Rules:
Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, IPOD etc. on shuffle.

For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
1. If someone asks you, “are you okay” you say:

yo! put your hands up,ah! put your hands up! yeah!
put your hands up, pull’em up there… ahaan!
put your hands up, c’mon! put your hands up! c’mon!
put’em up, like you just don’t care…
(Talli Ho Gayi from the movie Ugly Aur Pagli)

2. How would you describe yourself ?

I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy … (from Movie blue)

3. What do you like in a guy/girl ?

gettin mashed up right now ,all ma alcohol is in da house yo
i m buzzin up am buzzin Ik glassy, doh glassy theen galssy char

4. How do you feel today ?

Yaarian Banayi Rakhi Yaarian,Khusian De Dinaa Ch Nachayi Chal Ve,
Dillan Naal Dillan Nu Milaayi Chal Ve, Yaarian Banayi Rakhi Yaarian
Jazzy B

5. What is your life’s purpose ?

Aaja aaja dil nichode, raat ki matki tode,
Koi goodluck nikaale, aaj gullak to phode :- Dhan te nan from movie Kaminey

6. What’s your motto ?

Lakhaan Chamkare Koke De,Koke De Roop Anoke De,
Lakhaan Sohniyan Suratoan Firdiyan Ney,
Par Koi Na Dil Sada Thug Di,
Jehdi Mittro Bhaal Vich Dil,
Oh Na Kuri Labdi.
Jazzy B

7. What do your friends think of you ?

yaar beli baan baan toliyan rehan bottola Hummer vich kohliya mere modhe te bandook paundi boliyaan…
(all friends together in a group, bottles open in Hummer, rifles on the shoulders …  singing )

8. What do your parents think of you ?
Channa ve ghar aa ja ve .. Channa ve ghar aa ja ve (Now that is nostalgic , Very nice song for the question)

9. What do you think of often ?

Ni akhiyaan ch pa ke akhiyaan, Sanu ishq da Nasha chadha de Ve …

10. What is 2 + 2 ?

Modhe ton tilakda jave, Sataraan wal khave , Dupatta tera Sat rang da …

11. What do you think of your best friend ?

kudi kurmuri hai oye, kudi kurmuri KAre Diwana
Rab ne roob diya mastana
Kuch khati kuch mithi Lagdi angoor da dana …

12. What is your life story ?

Vilayatan ho gai  ve Tere dukhan di maari .. vilayatan ho gai ve

(ha haha ah ah SO RIGHT)

13. What do you want to be when you grow up ?

Singh is king … (wish i am a king  cause already a Singh) he he he

14. What do you think when you see the person you like ?
Get up Get up and dance .. haath hava main aise uthao
taang se tango kar ki dikhao (chandu ke chacha)

15. What will you dance to at your wedding 4th anniversary?

Signal Pyaar ka signal.. Dikha de signal Pyaar ka signal

(I bet she is gonna divorce me right there ) he he hehe

16. What will they play at your funeral ?

Sexy sexy , Koi chanchal haseen Dil doondh raha hai
jo ho anmol nageena dil doondh raha hai Oh yara DHOL BAJA KE

(yess so right have the dhol beating at my funeral )

17. What is your hobby/interest ?

Khanabadosh … London dreams

18. What is your biggest fear ?

Yaar badneetiya tun changi nahin kiti aa, dil sada kita choor choor
(Gurdas Mann)

19. What is your biggest secret ?

Sahiba bani bharavaan di , Bhaiyaan ton yaar marwata ..

(mirza-sahiba, singer Kuldip manak.. Sahiba took her brothers side and got the lover killed)

20. What do you want right now ?

Oh meri Bebo.. yahan mili yahan milii yahan wahan mili
kahan milli kahan milli kahan kaise milli (BEBO)

21. What do you think of your friends ?

Modhiyaan te rakh dangaan aunde gabhru
bhangre ch bakre bulaun gabhru (MIKA)  (Modhiyaan :- shoulder.. Dangaan:-Sticks  Gabhru:-Young men)

22. When you want to rush to the toilet, what do you think ?

Tak Thodi wala Til kudiye, eh Dil tere te aya Patlo

23. Person you hate the most is in front of you, what will you tell the person ?

(OK this is scary now and i did not cheat but how true)

Jehde rakhde ne Pair dohan bediyaan ch langdhe na paar sohniye
Jinne gal de gaani te tere MANKE ohne tere yaar sohniya

(people who put feet in two boats never reach the side, as many perals you got in your necklace that many boyfriends you got)

24. You have just won a lottery. What will you sing ?

Ranjha jogi ho gaya
Kani mundaraan paiyaan he he ehehhe (as such i got one ear piearced)

25. What will you post this as?

Let’s have some raunak shaunak
Let’s have some party now
Let’s have some raula Rappa
Let’s have some dhol dhamaka
Let’s call the dholi now
Let’s have some addi tappa

Chalo chalo ji lak lachka lo
Chalo chalo ji mauj mana lo
Chalo chalo ji nach lo gaa lo
Pakad kisi ki wrist
And we twist
We twist
We twist
We twist

I was reading a article on Nu’s Blog, on the good old DD (doordarshan days).. I had these few pics to remind of the good old nostalgic days

here are a few that go WAY back…  Now make sure you comment about how many of these you remember .. lets see how far you can go .. I feel so old I remember all I guess …

1. Gabbar ki asli pasand Glucose-D

2. Wills peene wallon ki baat hi kuch aur hai 🙂  (look at kabir bedi so young)…

3. Rangeen tv and the front loading VHS players … and the ones which opened up..
4. Brylcreem Kishore Da…

5. Mere matlab ke Ad.. BAGPIPER hic hic hic

6. Campa Cola

7. Cinthol nahane ka sabun …

and so many moreeeeeeeeeeee  maybe next time…

ONE MORE

Posted: July 26, 2010 in 11111, JLT, Nelson, Visitors

11110 Visitors (26th july 2010  13:01 Hrs UK Time) to the site

One more to make it a nelson a big one 11111

The number 111 is sometimes called “a Nelson” or “Nelson’s” after Admiral Nelson, who allegedly only had “One Eye, One Arm, One Leg” near the end of his life. (This is sometimes bowdlerised to say that he lost “One Eye, One Arm, One Life” during his naval career