Right as I was telling in the previous post ,
I have a problem there is extra fridge.. what to do with it ..
The first thing that came to my mind was to put it in the garden .. JUST to show off to the neighbours, Oh yes I can do things like this too, Look – look at this I am so rich, I have a fridge that I don’t even use, instead of selling it on Ebay, I have kept it here to rot.. I don’t need the money and I am doing so well.
Lots of ideas came to mind, there is so much one can do with a fridge , so many games can be played hide and seek in the garden, when I was a kid any time we found something like this lying around all I could see was another adventure 🙂 but these days I don’t think kids do such things, I don’t see any kid running with an old cycle tyre , or playing other naughty games , the sense of adventure is not there any-more in the new generation I feel ..
Right coming back to the problem the law says that the old fridge needs to be DISPOSED off properly, and as all Indians do to save a few pounds I did not take advantage of the company that dropped the new fridge to take it away, you save a penny and a Penny saved is a PENNY SAVED. I can be a miser too ..
Oh god these recent posts are more of showing me in the bad light , how dumb I am in the last post I fell for the marketing trick and now a miser too.
Anyway quickly moving on before I let go a lot of my personal secrets, I thought I will put it in my car and take it to the tip to be disposed off, it used to be so easy in the good old days , you take unwanted stuff and dump it into the containers BUT now its all changed.. Well before even reaching the DUMP AREA..
First putting the fridge in the car is another big adventure how to fit the damn thing in.
After a proper physical wrestling match with the old fridge, a few choice words of swears where it managed to mark my car, I finally got it in.
Now the second problem started, since the hatch of the car would not close , I had to be very careful that no Traffic police saw me else , that would be another drama. .. This reminds me did I tell you guys I got speeding ticket, for 11 years now I have been using the same road going and coming to work, there is a speed camera which has never ever worked EVER.. but in august on the fateful day it decided to click the picture of my car’s backside 🙂 Not happy with that, I don’t mind the fine but the points on license that is not good , I have a clean license and by that I don’t mean it has no marks etc .. by clean I mean I don’t have any penalties etc..
So I drove through all the back roads, to make sure I don’t get caught.. Thankfully it was my lucky day..
So I entered the dump-yard there was someone standing at the gate, next to a little hut, in his hi-fi yellow fluorescent jacket, with a clip board in hand, a dirty looking pen hanging by a thread, I guess to make sure no one steals it , But than which person in his right mind would want to steal that pen.. imagine all those dirty hands that have touched it.. and you know MEN where all there hands go when left idle 🙂
Looking at him it seems he was someone who has probably done a degree in CLIPBOARD management.
He came over and asked
“What you got”
I said “RUBBISH” I mean what else will I have , in my car which i will bring to a Dump-yard.. “GOLD”
What’s in the back ? “A Fridge ” I replied.
The moment I said that he had a funny smile he looked at me with that look, which says , you plonker , yeah I could see that look in his face and said “ooh you can’t do that.. we have an environmental Policy now, you can’t just bring it here and leave it”
Then he used the CLIPBOARD management degree to tell me how the fridge has gases .. How its dangerous for the environment.. “I KNOW THAT DUMBO” I thought.. that’s why I have brought it to be disposed off properly at a proper place … I could see myself driving all the way back and doing all that drama in the drive of my house , taking out the fridge , I just felt that maybe just maybe I could be lucky So I asked
“Right what do I need to do then” and the next reply floored me and I so much wished to bang my head into a wall ..
he says “You have to phone us in.. and then we come and get it, and Dump it properly at the dump-yard“..
AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , yeah I felt like laughing my head off by now .. I held my nerve I asked who do I ring .. and he gave me a number.
So I am sitting in my car, right in front of him, picked my mobile and called that number .. the phone in the little hut next to the gate .. Rang ..
This same guy ran to the office .. he answers the phone
“Hello – ”
I said “HELLO , I have a fridge to dispose”
he says “Ok, Where are ya”
I Am OUTSIDE YOU £”$£”$£”$… At the dump-yard…………… So that was the drama involving the disposing of the fridge.. phewwwwwwwwwwwwwww… .
Ps:- So I will leave this here , why don’t you guys give it a go and Tell me what happened next.. 🙂
PPS:- To make it funny I have used some words/dialogues/ scenes taken from a Tv Show.. I can cheat too 🙂
just being greedy ..
Me and My Random Thoughts 