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First of all a Very HAPPY new year to you all .. lets start it with a laugh .. so here’s a joke and a few pictures which will hopefully put a smile on your face..

Mrs. R  comes to visit her son A  for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty A’s roommate is. 


 Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between  A and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,  M and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, M came to A saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote an email:


Dear MaMa,

I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house ; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son

A

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with M , and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral:  Never Bulla Shita you MaMa

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And Now for something which all ladies will have a problem with here is the proof that MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING and EVERYTHING … KOI SHAK .. Go on Deny it .. See the LAST one will make you burst out laughing .. 🙂

Seat belt broken.. I can Fix it

Dont have a Spoon .. NO problems...

No electrical problem is UNFIXABLE ...

Some idiot stole my Car Stereo.. BUT NO PROBLEM's

Dont have money to buy GPS.. Heck No PROBLEMO...

Last but not the least .. The ONE I LOVED and made me laugh out loud….  I am speechless…

No diapers at home .. NO WORRIES 🙂

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Happy New year Everyone

Ps. Pic’s courtsey a forwarded Email and Google search 🙂

Was Reading this article by Ajay (stole his articles title too Sorrreeeeeeeeeeee)  on the campus Jottings .. A few points reminded me of fun things when I was in college  few of the points that come to mind

1. End of year Standing in Que to get the Roll numbers only to find out that I cant get the Roll number as I have Lectures shortage in almost every subject.

2. Going to Punjabi Mam, she was so beautiful who smiles when I ask “Mam Lecture poore kar deo Please” (Mam please complete my lectures).. awww blesss she did ..

Then walking to English Teacher Mr. N who I find out today of all the days When I go home in evening sitting with my DAD.. They are class mate’s…  “OH £$%£”..  what do I do now, Dad will know and it will be chaos.. Phewwww he smiled, did not say a word.

 Next day I went to him, I only had to say “Sir”..

“Tun dasiya nahin tun Mann da munda hain”.. (you did not say you are Mann’s son) .. He completed all my lectures, you see  I was good in english and represented college few times ..  

right Two gone .. Three more subjects

3. Going to another professor who for some reason was having a bad day, “Jo karna hai kar le ” .. (do what you want to ) .. Not Poora Karoing (could not find the english word he he he 🙂 ) .. your lectures .. and I have 75 short .. 

Ravjote Walks in the Lecture Room, “Oh sir , Kar deo poore .. Tuhada ki jaanda ” .. (sir please do, whats it to you) ..

He refuses, what was worst was 1st year students are having their practicals and it had to be all GIRLS.. The silly girls burst out laughing on hearing Ravi..  Which makes the professor more mad..

“Iske lecture poore nahin karne “.. Not completing this guys lectures .. he says pointing to me …

Ah well I tried the good way ..

Finding a way how to get roll numbers .. Get hold of a guy who is responsible of posting Roll numbers to college from the university 🙂 .   don’t need to go to the other Two teachers  🙂  sorteddddddd

4. End of year Viva Exam , my Physics lecturer asking Am I sure I am a student of that class , He has not seen me the whole year in any of the lectures.

5. Sector 11 Inspector who is known for talking with his DANDA, He would without any reason beat up students or who he did not like.. He is walking through the college Suddenly a Voice echoes

                        “Karnail Singh Kuteeee” …  (karnail singh you dog)….

                         Pin drop silence .. sudden hustle bustle .. corridor empty …

finding myself in LT1 (lecture theatre).. with  O (my friend)

Rather panting and exciting he says .. “I said it .. bloody hell .. first reaction is to slap him .. then having a hearty laugh.

More to come .. Meanwhile Why dont you share something from your college days .. I bet it will bring nostalgic moments …  Lets hear them ..

Thursday Challenge : GARDEN (Flower, Vegetable, Herb, Container, Window Box, Rock,…)

Thursday Challenge “ROADS” (Highways, Streets, Freeways, Traffic, Country Roads, Trails,…)

My entry for the Same .. some of the Roads I have travelled on

1. Home Sweet Home (Chandigarh)

Night time.. Left here and third house 🙂

All roads lead to Home

End of the Road is Home ..

Home is at End of the Road

2. Australia

On way to gold coast

On way to Canberra

SunSet

SunSet SunSet.. SkyWatch
This is also an entry for SkyWatch
PS:- Update
My friend Harshad  has started a fantasy cricket world cup.. please do visit this website and be a part of it ..
Hi Friends,

Me and My Bloggar Friend Mayur Pathak have started a blog cricket championship. The url is http://howzzthat.wordpress.com/ . It is similar to any fantasy cricket tournament available online. However the difference is that the organisers this time are your friends. And I’m making a same appeal to my friends to help me popularise it. :-)

How can you help? By one or more of the following ways-

  1. Submit a team yourself
  2. Write a post about it on your blog.
  3. Post as a facebook, orkut, buzz etc status message.
  4. Tweet
  5. Recommend people to join in.
  6. Find us a sponsor
  7. Any other way…

I look forward to your participation and thanks in advance for the help.