Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way

Posted: December 24, 2017 in christmas, Feeling Funny, Festivals, Questions, UK
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Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. So here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

At our Christmas lunch , collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

cracker

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach??

2. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

3.  What is the best Christmas Present in the World ?

4. Did Rudolph go to School ?

5. What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?
 ?

6. What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating ?

7. What does Santa do with fat elves ?

8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

and Last but not the least ..

10. Where does Santa go when he’s sick?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

Let me share one of my favorite songs too ..

 

What are your favorite Christmas songs ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

 

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  1. Rekha says:

    Merry Christmas 😀 a cross of Santa and detective is called santa Holmes right? 😉

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  2. anisnest says:

    Merry Christmas Bik.. Happy holidays and a very happy advance new year wishes..

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  3. KP says:

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you with all the best that one can aspire for.

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  4. Merry Christmas and a very very happy and healthy New Year to you, Bikram!

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  5. Akhila says:

    Thanks bikram..wish you too a very merry Christmas

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  6. onkar kedia says:

    Wish you merry Christmas and a wonderful new year.

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  7. Belated Christmas wishes. Hope you are having a good time this holiday season!

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