Christmas – Questions

Posted: December 29, 2015 in Bikramism, Brain teaser, Celebrations, christmas, Drink and Drive, Festivals, Humour
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I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

 

1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?

Claustrophobia!

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2. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor ?

Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

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3. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride ?

A Holly Davidson!

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4. What do you call a cat in the desert ?

Sandy Claws!

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5. What do you call a dog who works for Santa ?

Santa Paws!

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6. What did the sea Say to Santa ?

Nothing! It just waved!

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7. What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party ?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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8. Why did the turkey join the band ?

Because it had the drumsticks!

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9. What do you call a blind dinosaur?

A doyouthinkhesawus

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10. What fur do we get from a tiger?

As fur as possible

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New year is just round the corner so let me take this opportunity to wish all the readers , and to every one around them a Very happy new year …

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Comments
  1. Zephyr says:

    Those were good ones, Bikram! Wish you and your family a very happy new year too! Have a wonderful year ahead.

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  2. Claustrophobia …who could have thought of that! Nice ones. Now that the answers are there, the questions look simpler. 😀 😀

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  3. Literally enjoyed them missed the previous one though.

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  4. srividhya says:

    Good one. Thanks for wishes n wish u the same too

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  5. Parul Thakur says:

    Ha ha! That was fun.. A very happy new year to you as well Bikram 🙂

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  6. Killer one, Bikram:)
    Have an awesome festive season.

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  7. pixie says:

    hahaha!! 😀
    I was waiting for you to publish the answers! 😉

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  8. AdiC says:

    That was so much fun! Hope you had a good Christmas and have a better year ahead! 🙂

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  9. I was right about the “waves”. 😀 Holly Davidson sounds nice… 😀

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  10. Haha
    That dino one was the best !! 😂😂😂😂

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  11. Lovely post…. Thanks a lot and wish you also a very happy and prosperous New year Bikramji. …

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  12. Nimz says:

    Happy New Year dear.. 🙂

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  13. Prajakta says:

    Ha ha 😀 That was good! Have a great new year ahead!

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  14. sm says:

    In every thing there must be a season, a time 2come and a time 2go. I pray that this New Year brings 2you happiness and joy 4ever and ever

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  15. Raj says:

    Ha ha… LOL…. Those were seriously funny. 😉 I think I got 3. (Low SQ – Santa Quotient).

    Wish you a wonderful wonderful new year. 🙂 Have loads fun,

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  16. gc1963 says:

    Hee….hee….that was cute and funny..Wish you and your near and dear ones a very Happy New Year Bikram. May you have such great jokes to share throughout the year…Oye! that rhymes too 🙂

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  17. Laughing my way through the answers….:)

    Like

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