Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

We had our work Christmas lunch a couple of days ago, where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

crackerSo have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. How do you get rid of a boomerang ?

2. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot ?

3. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ? 

4. What has four legs but can’t walk ? 

5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ? 

6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ?

7. What is the best xmas present in the world ?

8. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? 

9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas ? 

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

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  1. KP says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.
    Season’s greetings

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    • rama says:

      Hi Bikram,
      I had just written a comment, and when I clicked publish it asked me to sign in, and i forgot my password, and by the time i went and reset my password, my comment section just vanished.
      I am really sorry for not visiting you for a really looooooong time( no excuses).
      Looks like you have already had your pre Christmas party.
      I can imagine how beautiful London must be looking now. My daughter with her husband have moved to London.
      Wishing you Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Bikram!
      Enjoy!

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      • Bikramjit says:

        I am so sorry mam.. and no no no dont say sorry for not visiting please, its ok as and when you can find your way 🙂 yes the decorations and lightings were beautiful … Hope you had a good christmas and a great start the new year

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    • Bikramjit says:

      THank you so much KP sir.. hope you had a good Christmas .. wishing you and everyone around you a very happy new year

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  2. Gray Dawster says:

    Merry Christmas Bikram 🙂

    Andro

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  3. padmaja says:

    Wishing you a great new year filled with peace and happiness!

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  4. Deepika says:

    Yeeeeeee!!! Merry Christmas!!

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  5. Merry Christmas and Happy New year, Bikram 🙂

    Destination Infinity

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  6. Anita says:

    Wish you a Merry Christmas & a very Happy New Year, Bikram 🙂
    Relevant message at the end- about not drinking & driving & being safe.
    People generally have a good time during festivals & forget safety…

    You must check out this post in which I have quoted your comment-:
    Banega Swachh India

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  7. Merry Christmas and some interesting questions there. Sorry, videos are not playing. 😦

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  8. Merry X-Mas. haha!! Love the fun quotient:)

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  9. so, do I get a gift if I answer the qns 😛 lol….Merry christmas, Bikram bhai.

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  10. alkagurha says:

    Merry Christmas!!!

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  11. pixie says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Biks! 🙂

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  12. Merryyyyyyyyyy Christmas……… 🙂

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  13. menons129 says:

    Wish you a Merry Christmas.

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  14. Rachna says:

    Merry Christmas, Bik. Good to see you back.

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  15. sm says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you.

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  16. Bhagyashree says:

    Glad to see you back and Merry christmas

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  17. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Bikram! Be happy always!

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  18. SG says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your familly.

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  19. B k chowla says:

    Merry Xmas a nd a very happy new year

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  20. Krishna Dev says:

    1. How do you get rid of a boomerang ?

    A: Dig a hole in the ground and bury the boomerang. 😀

    2. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot ?

    A: Don’t be a pain in the nose.

    3. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert ?

    A: Alibaba Penguin

    4. What has four legs but can’t walk ?

    A: Table

    5. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall ?

    A: Stupid blind fish…!

    6. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations ?

    A: A bad feeling in stomach.

    7. What is the best xmas present in the world ?

    A: A good night sleep and waking up for a nice hot coffee.

    8. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?

    A: I don’t know, I was not there.

    9. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas ?

    A: The rats.

    10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

    A: cold feet.

    Wohooo! Paaji, I answered all of them. Jingle all the way! 🙂

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  21. Anita Menon says:

    It must be beautiful in the UK. Merry Christmas. I have never experienced white Christmas. I hope to correct that next year.

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    • Bikramjit says:

      It was although it did not snow on 25th but it did snow on the 26th .. although the excitement and all was not as much as previous years.. but still it looked beautiful all the decorations.

      YESsssssssssssss and make sure you tell me WHEN you come .. dont keep it a secret

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  22. Puja says:

    Happy New Year, Bikram!! Hope it brings you happiness and peace 🙂

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  23. onkar kedia says:

    Interesting questions. Happy new year.

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