Christmas – Questions

Posted: December 27, 2012 in Alcohol, Bikramism, Celebrations, Festivals
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I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

A mouse going on holiday


2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

Please close the Door , I’m Dressing


3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

Because he wanted to see how long he slept


4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

Stick with me and We’ll go places .


5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

Because they can’t afford to take the train.


6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

Hide all the chairs


7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

Because he took a SHORT-Cut


8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

You Stand next to a FAN


9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

A sheep who is under the Weather.


10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?



Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and  be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time ,  friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..

No- Its not me :)

No- Its not me 🙂

that is ME

that is ME

Dancy Dancy

Dancy Dancy

More Dancy

More Dancy




  1. prasoon1102 says:

    I knew all the answers. But somehow I missed the previous post 😦

    And soopercool moustaches!

    Happy New year 🙂


    • 🙂 Thank you so much .. and yeah I use to have big moustaches when i had a turban on ..
      a couple of years back I had them big and had shaved off my hair too he he he he 🙂

      Happy new year to you tooooo.. But I will wish again nearer to time still 4 days to go yet


  2. sangeeta says:

    Looks like u had great fun!!!! Damn!!! U pixelated out ur handsome friends…(fear competition?*wink wink!)


  3. Bharti says:

    FANTASTIC. I am actually rolling on floor laughing…awesome answers 🙂 🙂 HAHAHAHAHa…
    On that funny note – I couldnt answer any.

    And the pics…wow..surely seems like LOTS of fun.


    • 🙂 Actually I have a question .. You have another blog too, other than the pictures one .. I dont think I have ever seen that one, I just happened to click today… I have just commented on your post the picture of cards , Came back here to see you commenting on my post …

      well put it this way we got together at 1pm and I went ot bed at 4AM next day 🙂 and Now I dont remember what happened after a certain time .. So yes had Good fun


      • Bharti says:

        heheh yes i have few blogs 🙂 one for pics only, one for my daughter and one where you commented on the latest post ysterday 🙂 ANd you have been commenting there earlier too.
        hehehe 🙂

        And wow…from 1pm tp 4 AM…now thats some awesome partying…
        wishing you lots more fun on new year’s eve 🙂


  4. “Because he wanted to see how long he slept” – This is the ultimate answer. I liked all the answers, but I should admit that I didn’t attempt any last time 🙂

    Destination Infinity


  5. jaishvats says:

    Splendid answers and dumb me guessed only the ruler one when I read the earlier post! The best was the mouse on a holiday ha ha ! Happy New Year Bikram 🙂


    • Heyyyyyyyyyyy .. I guess you are back now 🙂 How did christmas go .. and what are you planning for the new years .. make sure you send my invite he he he he 🙂

      A very happy new year to you tooooooooooooooooooooo.. but still 4 days to go 🙂


  6. Can see that you had had a great time. Wish you a wonderful 2013!!


  7. Bindu says:

    What a celebration! And liked those answers. 🙂
    Happy New Year, Bikram!


  8. Saritha says:

    I didnt attempt and was expecting this most….liked the answers.



  9. Swaram says:

    LOL Super-cool answers there 😉 I was actually wondering why nobody was answering them and scrolled through the post to see what I was missing hehe 😛 😛


  10. Seems like you enjoyed a lot and thanks for the answers. 🙂


  11. raju070 says:

    It is always amazing fun to read your questions and answers. They are a laugh riot and full of wisecracks and LOL moments. This one was terrific as usual. 🙂 Every one was too good. 🙂

    And great to see that you had a wonderful wonderful time celebrating Christmas. 🙂

    Here is wishing you a great and fabulous New year. 🙂


    • Hey How are you , Now you see when you go on a break Even I get ONE reader LESS 🙂 so dont go on breaks he he he he he 🙂

      How are you doing my friend.. Good to see you here .. Thank you so much for the wishes A very happy new year to you and family and everyone around you


  12. Sapna says:


    Oh these are great answers.I must admit that I was knowing only 1 answer(shortcut), I could have found the answers of others as well, but that would have been against the spirit of the game.

    Imp:Regarding your community concern on my blog, I have clarified my stand on my post.

    Thanks for sharing these.


  13. anisnest says:

    lol, lol and lolll on the answers…. 😀 😀
    Wishing you and your family a wonderful new year Bikram..


  14. Punam J R says:

    Nice pictures… So J of you now.. yepp i can be an envious little angel.. Talking of angels I wish all lovely angels keep you safe, healthy, happy and rich this new year….. how about that?


  15. Always Happy says:

    wow! answers are really Keeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwl…..


  16. privytrifles says:

    Oh wow… that were some answers…LOLZzzzzzzzz!

    And the party pictures are truly FAB… rather they are rocking Bikram 🙂


  17. obsessivemom says:

    Lolz… great questions and super answers. Loved the ‘dancy’ too. 🙂


  18. soumyav says:

    great ones.. 🙂 have a wonderful time ahead


  19. debajyoti says:

    came here to check the answers. had a good laugh reading them!

    lovely photographs! now, i am going to grow a moustache too!


  20. Good one!
    lolzzz… you look like detective yourself “Karmchand”
    happy new yr ..
    (drink less and drive more )


  21. dNambiar says:

    haha! you got me to do some thinking with those questions. I knew the trunk had to be the box but couldn’t get any further. My favourite one is the Mayo-fridge-one. Love it!!
    Happy New 2013 Bikram.
    I hope you’re having another great party coming up. Have fun!


  22. janu says:

    I didn’t even attempt answering the questions cos’ I had to rake my brains and I am holidaying in Goa.
    Nice pics though.
    A wonderful year ahead to you too.


  23. Jas says:

    Your moustache is growing bigger and bigger 🙂


  24. Raajii says:

    These really made me smile 🙂


  25. Diana Pinto says:

    Hey Bikram !! Enjoyed the questions and answers. That was a good work out for the brain :). Looks like you’ll had lots of fun. I somehow visualized you without a moustache. But the moustache looks great too 😀 Wish U a splendid New Year 2013. Have fun !!


    • Oh yes we did have lots of fun. Well I did not have this moustache two weeks ago, its very new 🙂 so you visualized correctly he he he he

      thank you so much for the wishes nad keep visiting A very happy new year to you too, although its still 3 days away..


  26. ashreyamom says:

    i couldnt guess the answers.. :(.. but nice.. enjoy enjoy.. wish u a happy new year.. :).


  27. Ash says:

    nice ones 😀 happy new year to you!


  28. Ruchira says:

    Happy New Year to you ! Cheers !


  29. Bhavia says:

    balle balle 🙂
    happy new year


  30. Rahul says:

    Very interesting:)


  31. I loved the fourth point!

    Happy New Year, Bikram! Enjooy!


  32. Smita says:

    Stupid questions Stupid Answers!! 😛

    U guys surely had fun!!!

    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year in Advance!


  33. Noopur says:

    It was fun reading all the answers… 🙂


  34. Stranger says:

    wow…superb Celebrations….

    All the answers are good…The first one I had thought as Elephant but knowing that the mighty Bik will not settle for obvious answers , i left it unanswered…


  35. ddeepa says:

    Oh No, I missed the previous post else I would have attempted too! Merry Christmas and wish you a Happy New Year! May the new year ring in more positive changes for everyone!


  36. Novroz says:

    LOVE all the jokes Bik…those are brilliant. I will use that when I am with my friends 😉

    Great shots of you dancing.
    here’s a song from my favorit comedy series:
    dancy…dancy…o such a good time.
    dancy…dancy…shoes are on the line.
    (the original is bouncy 😉 )


  37. The Fool says:

    Cool ones. Reminded me of a joke book I had in my childhood.


  38. Jazz says:

    Oops I saw the questions but like you said missed answering them in the festive mood.

    Anyway, look at the fun you guys had. Looking great. 🙂


  39. R-A-J says:

    LOL!! 🙂

    Happy New Year to u n to ur awesome mustache Biks 😀


  40. renu says:

    I couldnt guess a single answer:(

    wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year!


  41. Bk chowla says:

    I am glad the answers are right there.
    You seem to be having nice time.Hey,when did you raise a mush?


  42. anita menon says:


    WIshing you a bright and a prosperous New Year Bikramji


  43. khoj says:

    witty… 🙂

    Merry Christmas and happy 2013 ….


  44. Visha says:

    haha…I liked your fancy photos 😀

    On what songs were you guys dancing?


  45. Fatima says:

    hehe..I was too lazy too read and find answers 😀
    Now what for New Years 😛

    Take care


  46. ramananth says:

    Good tough questions Bikram.
    Have fantastic new year!


  47. I am on vacation and missed your post. Nice answers and hope the next year is happier and peaceful for all of us.


  48. Ashwini C N says:

    From where did you get all these questions? I knew the answers to just a few but enjoyed reading them 🙂 Really nice 🙂


  49. Onkar Kedia says:

    very funny questions and answers. Merry Christmas and happy new year.


  50. Dilip says:

    Great humor and plenty of fun in the party for sure!
    Cheers to that 🙂


  51. gc1963 says:

    Enjoyed the answers thoroughly. Wish you a very Happy New year! Keep blogging


  52. Androgoth says:

    I see you were enjoying the feast of plenty
    there Bikram but you need a few deliciously
    sweet nymphs also 🙂 🙂

    ¸.•*¨*•.Happy New Year in 2013 Bikram•*¨*•.¸¸

    A bit early… But this is…

    Just in case I don’t get the chance of calling
    in on New Years Eve my great friend 🙂



  53. Tinytoes says:

    Whoa… Such an answers… I could have not even answered one:) Well done 🙂

    Hope you had such a great party time 🙂


  54. chakoli says:

    OMG…. rather than questions and answers I was amzed by your moustache!! nathuram ki yaad aa gayi 😉


  55. Humour is quite aptly your second name, Bikram. May this coming year bring you to do quite just that and more…. more humor, more happiness…..


  56. irfan says:

    wish you a very happy n blasting 2013 Bikram…..

    BTW aapki Moochen personality ko char chand laga rahi hain…..
    i wish they remain intact while the entire blog world is “CRAVING TO SHAVE”………. 🙂

    Have a gr8 Year ahead Paaji 🙂


  57. metherebel says:

    LOL…. Happy new year Bikram 🙂


  58. Wish you a very happy and dancy-dancy:) new year. God bless you and your family.


  59. techie2mom says:

    The funnies are really funny 🙂
    You seemed to have enjoyed….


  60. Latha says:

    ayyoo..I thought we just have to know the answers by ourselves..I didn’t know we have to reply you 😦 otherwise, I would have replied to a couple of son asked me those previously..the scale one and something else too 🙂


  61. mooonch ho toh veer ji jaisi warna na ho .. hehehehe

    amazing q/a veer ji ..


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