I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..
1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?
A mouse going on holiday
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2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?
Please close the Door , I’m Dressing
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3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept
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4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?
Stick with me and We’ll go places .
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5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?
Because they can’t afford to take the train.
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6. How do you make a BAND stand ?
Hide all the chairs
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7. Why did the barber win the race. ?
Because he took a SHORT-Cut
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8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?
You Stand next to a FAN
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9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?
A sheep who is under the Weather.
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10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?
Santa-Clews.
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Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time , friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..
No- Its not me 🙂
that is ME
Dancy Dancy
More Dancy
Me and My Random Thoughts 
I knew all the answers. But somehow I missed the previous post 😦
And soopercool moustaches!
Happy New year 🙂
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🙂 Thank you so much .. and yeah I use to have big moustaches when i had a turban on ..
a couple of years back I had them big and had shaved off my hair too he he he he 🙂
Happy new year to you tooooo.. But I will wish again nearer to time still 4 days to go yet
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Looks like u had great fun!!!! Damn!!! U pixelated out ur handsome friends…(fear competition?*wink wink!)
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yeah had lots of fun for sure.. offcourse got to be WISE in todays world , If i show the handsome friends Who is going to look at me ..
and it seems you are already looking at them 🙂 he he he he
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FANTASTIC. I am actually rolling on floor laughing…awesome answers 🙂 🙂 HAHAHAHAHa…
On that funny note – I couldnt answer any.
And the pics…wow..surely seems like LOTS of fun.
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🙂 Actually I have a question .. You have another blog too, other than the pictures one .. I dont think I have ever seen that one, I just happened to click today… I have just commented on your post the picture of cards , Came back here to see you commenting on my post …
well put it this way we got together at 1pm and I went ot bed at 4AM next day 🙂 and Now I dont remember what happened after a certain time .. So yes had Good fun
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heheh yes i have few blogs 🙂 one for pics only, one for my daughter and one where you commented on the latest post ysterday 🙂 ANd you have been commenting there earlier too.
hehehe 🙂
And wow…from 1pm tp 4 AM…now thats some awesome partying…
wishing you lots more fun on new year’s eve 🙂
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🙂 . Yeah but i could not put 2 and 2 together I can be dumb sometimes
thank you for the wishessssss yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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“Because he wanted to see how long he slept” – This is the ultimate answer. I liked all the answers, but I should admit that I didn’t attempt any last time 🙂
Destination Infinity
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Not to worry DI, not many attempted .. Festive season Christmas took over 🙂
How are you , what’s the plan for new years eve then ..
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Splendid answers and dumb me guessed only the ruler one when I read the earlier post! The best was the mouse on a holiday ha ha ! Happy New Year Bikram 🙂
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Heyyyyyyyyyyy .. I guess you are back now 🙂 How did christmas go .. and what are you planning for the new years .. make sure you send my invite he he he he 🙂
A very happy new year to you tooooooooooooooooooooo.. but still 4 days to go 🙂
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Can see that you had had a great time. Wish you a wonderful 2013!!
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yesssssss we had a good evening .. Thank you so much and a very happy new year to you and family and everyone around youuuuuuuuuu
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What a celebration! And liked those answers. 🙂
Happy New Year, Bikram!
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Thank you so much.. Happy new year to you tooooo and family and everyone around you
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I didnt attempt and was expecting this most….liked the answers.
Enjoy…..
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Thank you so much , os has it snowed more yet 🙂
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LOL Super-cool answers there 😉 I was actually wondering why nobody was answering them and scrolled through the post to see what I was missing hehe 😛 😛
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Swaram thank you so much, glad you enjoyed Now you know all the answers he he he he
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Seems like you enjoyed a lot and thanks for the answers. 🙂
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Thank you Saru, Yes we had a good time .. all time is good with friends and family
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It is always amazing fun to read your questions and answers. They are a laugh riot and full of wisecracks and LOL moments. This one was terrific as usual. 🙂 Every one was too good. 🙂
And great to see that you had a wonderful wonderful time celebrating Christmas. 🙂
Here is wishing you a great and fabulous New year. 🙂
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Hey How are you , Now you see when you go on a break Even I get ONE reader LESS 🙂 so dont go on breaks he he he he he 🙂
How are you doing my friend.. Good to see you here .. Thank you so much for the wishes A very happy new year to you and family and everyone around you
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Prajee
Oh these are great answers.I must admit that I was knowing only 1 answer(shortcut), I could have found the answers of others as well, but that would have been against the spirit of the game.
Imp:Regarding your community concern on my blog, I have clarified my stand on my post.
Thanks for sharing these.
Sapna.
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Thank you ji so much.
YEah i read the reply and Replied back toooooooooo 🙂 he he he he
I hope you did not mind me writing it
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lol, lol and lolll on the answers…. 😀 😀
Wishing you and your family a wonderful new year Bikram..
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Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and a very happy happy happpyyyyyyyyyyyyy new year to you and family and everyone around you
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Nice pictures… So J of you now.. yepp i can be an envious little angel.. Talking of angels I wish all lovely angels keep you safe, healthy, happy and rich this new year….. how about that?
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Thank you so much for the wishes. and dont be J, you can come and join the party anytime , not a problem.
Angels are always welcome
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wow! answers are really Keeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwl…..
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AH heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thank you thak you .. I emailed you 🙂
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Oh wow… that were some answers…LOLZzzzzzzzz!
And the party pictures are truly FAB… rather they are rocking Bikram 🙂
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Thank you thankyou … he he he he well we dont get to party that much because of work and all, so now is the good time to let the hair down
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Lolz… great questions and super answers. Loved the ‘dancy’ too. 🙂
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy haanji Dancy dancy was the best bit toooo … my neighbours had a bad night that day
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great ones.. 🙂 have a wonderful time ahead
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Thank you mam, How are you doing and how was christmas and what you doing for new years
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am fine..christmas was great! no plans for the new year yet!
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Well anything … have you planned anything .. If Not then all of you pack your bag and come over, We have a small party here come come come
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🙂 great thanks for the invitation! its very near to go to ur place.. 😀 😀
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yesssssssssssssssssssssssss.. Well it is only 7 hours flight.. and we still got time for the click to strike midnight 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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came here to check the answers. had a good laugh reading them!
lovely photographs! now, i am going to grow a moustache too!
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Hey Deb’ thank you so much and yes grow groe and you can make some cartoons on that toooo 🙂
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Good one!
lolzzz… you look like detective yourself “Karmchand”
happy new yr ..
(drink less and drive more )
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he he he he Thank you harman. and NO DRIVE when drinking ..
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haha! you got me to do some thinking with those questions. I knew the trunk had to be the box but couldn’t get any further. My favourite one is the Mayo-fridge-one. Love it!!
Happy New 2013 Bikram.
I hope you’re having another great party coming up. Have fun!
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🙂 good good , I thought holiday sesaon so lets make the brain work a bit he he he he .
Thank you so much and a BIG YESSSSSSS to the last one, 31st We are waiting forrrrrrrrrrrrr
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I didn’t even attempt answering the questions cos’ I had to rake my brains and I am holidaying in Goa.
Nice pics though.
A wonderful year ahead to you too.
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Good never use or make the brain work hard on holidays , its time to relaxxxxxx and that too in GOA now I am jealous so much
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Your moustache is growing bigger and bigger 🙂
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Oh haanji, Jatt di much he he he he he 🙂
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These really made me smile 🙂
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Excellent , that was the idea yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Hey Bikram !! Enjoyed the questions and answers. That was a good work out for the brain :). Looks like you’ll had lots of fun. I somehow visualized you without a moustache. But the moustache looks great too 😀 Wish U a splendid New Year 2013. Have fun !!
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Oh yes we did have lots of fun. Well I did not have this moustache two weeks ago, its very new 🙂 so you visualized correctly he he he he
thank you so much for the wishes nad keep visiting A very happy new year to you too, although its still 3 days away..
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i couldnt guess the answers.. :(.. but nice.. enjoy enjoy.. wish u a happy new year.. :).
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Never mind , now you know them all he he he he
Thank you so much
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nice ones 😀 happy new year to you!
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Hello How are you , Good to see you here.. Happy new year to you tooooooooooooooo
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Happy New Year to you ! Cheers !
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Thank you so much … and the very same to you tooooooooooooooo
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balle balle 🙂
happy new year
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Haanji.. balle balle // New year is still 3 days away 🙂
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Very interesting:)
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Thank you Rahul sir
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I loved the fourth point!
Happy New Year, Bikram! Enjooy!
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Sandhya bhen Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… A very happy new year to you and family and everyone around you
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Stupid questions Stupid Answers!! 😛
U guys surely had fun!!!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year in Advance!
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🙂 never mind .. stupid is good na , it makes everyone smile he he he he he
Thank you Smita and wish you and family , especially the little one a Very happy new year
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It was fun reading all the answers… 🙂
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Thank you so much mam.. glad you liked them
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wow…superb Celebrations….
All the answers are good…The first one I had thought as Elephant but knowing that the mighty Bik will not settle for obvious answers , i left it unanswered…
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Thank you so much. mighty BIK woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo wait let me bookmark this comment he he he he 🙂
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Oh No, I missed the previous post else I would have attempted too! Merry Christmas and wish you a Happy New Year! May the new year ring in more positive changes for everyone!
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Not to worry 🙂 thank you so much for the wishes , happy new year to you and family and everyone aroound you
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LOVE all the jokes Bik…those are brilliant. I will use that when I am with my friends 😉
Great shots of you dancing.
here’s a song from my favorit comedy series:
dancy…dancy…o such a good time.
dancy…dancy…shoes are on the line.
(the original is bouncy 😉 )
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Hey Thank you thank you.. Glad you liked them alll and wow that is a lovely song .. tonight i will sing and dance to this one for SURE 🙂
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Cool ones. Reminded me of a joke book I had in my childhood.
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THank you so much.
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Oops I saw the questions but like you said missed answering them in the festive mood.
Anyway, look at the fun you guys had. Looking great. 🙂
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🙂 thank you so much it is always fun time when friends are together
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LOL!! 🙂
Happy New Year to u n to ur awesome mustache Biks 😀
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Thank you RAJ 🙂 he he he
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I couldnt guess a single answer:(
wishing you a very happy and prosperous new year!
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Oh never mind 🙂 Thank you thank you and the very same to you and family toooooooooooooooo
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I am glad the answers are right there.
You seem to be having nice time.Hey,when did you raise a mush?
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Chowla sir Thank you so much.. yes it was a good time .. this was raised just in the last 5-6 weeks sir .. 🙂
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Lol!
WIshing you a bright and a prosperous New Year Bikramji
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Thank you so much Anita, Wishing you and family and everyone around you a very happy new year
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witty… 🙂
Merry Christmas and happy 2013 ….
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Hello Sir, How are you doing, Long time its been. Good to see you here
wishing you and family and especially the little one a very happy new year
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haha…I liked your fancy photos 😀
On what songs were you guys dancing?
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Thank you thank you .. They were all punjabi songs
lak 28 kudi da 47 weight kudi da he he he he Search on youtube its a good song 🙂
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hehe..I was too lazy too read and find answers 😀
Now what for New Years 😛
Take care
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Well for new years will find some new ones for sure 🙂 Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhh
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Good tough questions Bikram.
Have fantastic new year!
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Thank you so much mam, You have a great new year tooooooooooooooo
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I am on vacation and missed your post. Nice answers and hope the next year is happier and peaceful for all of us.
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KITHE KITHE where where kahan kahan 🙂
Have a great holiday Rachna and enjoyyyyyyyyyy, not to worry about missing the post it will be here when you come back ..:)
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From where did you get all these questions? I knew the answers to just a few but enjoyed reading them 🙂 Really nice 🙂
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It seems I do a lot of web surfing he he he he 🙂
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very funny questions and answers. Merry Christmas and happy new year.
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Thank you Onkar sir..
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Great humor and plenty of fun in the party for sure!
Cheers to that 🙂
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Thank you Dilip Sir .. oh yes its always fun when friends are together CHEERSssssssssssssss
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Enjoyed the answers thoroughly. Wish you a very Happy New year! Keep blogging
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Heyyyyy How you doing , long time no see .. a Very happy new year to you tooooooooo have a great year ahead
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I see you were enjoying the feast of plenty
there Bikram but you need a few deliciously
sweet nymphs also 🙂 🙂
¸.•*¨*•.Happy New Year in 2013 Bikram•*¨*•.¸¸
A bit early… But this is…
Just in case I don’t get the chance of calling
in on New Years Eve my great friend 🙂
Androgoth
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Thank you andro of yes , we had them too although cant put them up here on a public blog he he he he he shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙂
Happy new year to you toooo Andro. . have a great one
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Spoil-Sport 😦 lmao
Have a wicked one
Bikram 🙂
Androgoth
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he he he he 🙂
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Whoa… Such an answers… I could have not even answered one:) Well done 🙂
Hope you had such a great party time 🙂
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THank you so much, how are you doing Long time no see 🙂
yes it was a great time and hopefully tonight will be greater one 🙂
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OMG…. rather than questions and answers I was amzed by your moustache!! nathuram ki yaad aa gayi 😉
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🙂 Thank you thank you .. Glad it reminded you of him although mine havenot grown that long .. a little bit more time perhaps I will reach there he he he he he he
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Humour is quite aptly your second name, Bikram. May this coming year bring you to do quite just that and more…. more humor, more happiness…..
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Thank you Rakesh. Glad you think that way 🙂 I beleive that if we smile the whole world smiles with us 🙂
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wish you a very happy n blasting 2013 Bikram…..
BTW aapki Moochen personality ko char chand laga rahi hain…..
i wish they remain intact while the entire blog world is “CRAVING TO SHAVE”………. 🙂
Have a gr8 Year ahead Paaji 🙂
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Irfan paaji no shaving for me 🙂 he he he he .. Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhh
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LOL…. Happy new year Bikram 🙂
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Thank you so much .. Happy new year to you tooooooooooooo
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Wish you a very happy and dancy-dancy:) new year. God bless you and your family.
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Thank you so much and wish you and family the same tooo .. Tonight will be more dancy dancy 🙂
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The funnies are really funny 🙂
You seemed to have enjoyed….
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Thank you so much oh yes had tons of fun and tonight is going to be More fun 🙂
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ayyoo..I thought we just have to know the answers by ourselves..I didn’t know we have to reply you 😦 otherwise, I would have replied to a couple of them..my son asked me those previously..the scale one and something else too 🙂
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haanji , give answers yourself HERE he he he he he 🙂
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mooonch ho toh veer ji jaisi warna na ho .. hehehehe
amazing q/a veer ji ..
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