I had asked some questions in the previous post , but the Christmas cheer and all only one or two people attempted the answers, So here are the answers ..Hope you all are having a good time , enjoying the festive season..
1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?
A mouse going on holiday
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2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?
Please close the Door , I’m Dressing
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3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?
Because he wanted to see how long he slept
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4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?
Stick with me and We’ll go places .
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5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?
Because they can’t afford to take the train.
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6. How do you make a BAND stand ?
Hide all the chairs
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7. Why did the barber win the race. ?
Because he took a SHORT-Cut
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8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?
You Stand next to a FAN
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9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?
A sheep who is under the Weather.
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10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?
Santa-Clews.
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Hope you all have had a great Christmas.. Looking forward to the new years eve to welcome 2013.. Till then be safe and be merry .. have fun and enjoyyyyyyyyy the festive holidays.. I had a great time , friends and family came over , we drank-ate and danceddddddd.. Leaving you with some pictures ..
No- Its not me 🙂
that is ME
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