Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a
A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..
From the bottom of my heart .. and so does ME and My Random Thoughts
I had my work Christmas lunch yesterday , where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..
So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..
1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?
2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?
3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?
4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?
5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?
6. How do you make a BAND stand ?
7. Why did the barber win the race. ?
8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?
9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?
10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?
Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..
PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.