Here we are Christmas EVE.. 🙂 Tomorrow is Christmas .. SO here’s wishing all my readers and everyone who visit here.. wish you all a

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE ..

From the bottom of my heart .. and so does  ME and My Random Thoughts

I had my work Christmas lunch yesterday , where by I collected a few Christmas funnies that pop out of the crackers ..

cracker

So have a go at them and enjoy the day ..

1. What is Grey and has Four legs and a Trunk ?

2. What did the mayonnaise say to the Fridge ?

3. Why did the boy take a RULER to bed with him ?

4. What did the envelope say to the stamp ?

5. Why do birds fly south in the winters ?

6. How do you make a BAND stand ?

7. Why did the barber win the race. ?

8. How do you Keep COOL in a football match ?

9. What do you get when a sheep walks under a rain cloud ?

10. What do you get when you cross SANTA with a Detective ?

Have a Great day tomorrow and I hope and wish Santa brings all the happiness and everything that each of you has wished for ..

PS. A small lecture before I leave .. Please Dont Drink and Drive., Have a Safe Celebration.

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  1. privytrifles says:

    A lovely Merry Christmas to you too Bikram 🙂

    Have loads of fun, enjoy yourself, keep smiling as always and keep spreading those smiles like you always do!!

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  2. Merry Christmas and a Very Happy New Year. Drink less – Alcohol is bad for the health 🙂

    Destination Infinity

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  3. Praveen says:

    A Merri Christmas to u tooo…..:)..jingle jingle shava shava..

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  4. ladynimue says:

    Lo0ads of love , fun and blessings to you bikram 🙂

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  5. Sapna says:

    Prajee

    Thanks for your comments on my blog. Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you and to your family.

    Thanks
    Sapna

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  6. Zephyr says:

    A very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family, Bikram. Have a great holiday.

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  7. Jaishvats says:

    Hi Bikram
    Merry Christmas to u and ur family too 🙂

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  8. Shilpa Garg says:

    Wishing you a merry Christmas too, Bikram! May lots of fun and joys come your way! Cheers 🙂

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  9. Swarnali says:

    Merry merry Christmas to you 😀 😀 And about the sweets….come over to Kolkata…you can have as many sondesh and rosogolla you want…my treat 😀 😀

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  10. panchali says:

    Merry Christmas Bikram!

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  11. abichica says:

    A very merry Christmas to you Bikram… Wishing you all the happiness on this lovely day. 🙂

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  12. Bhagyashree says:

    Merry Xmas Mann . Take care

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  13. irfan says:

    Merry Chrismas and a very ‘HAPPY n DRY’ new year to you Paa ji 🙂

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    • Cant promise a DRY one 🙂 as such there is a one day match with pakistan tomorrow so I bet it will be more festive time for sure ,,, Thank you Irfan. Hope you have a great day tomorrow tooo and a happy new year to everyone at home ..

      Please extend all my love to the youngsters and my regards to all elders at home

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  14. Bhavia says:

    Happy Xmas…have fun Bikram bhai

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  15. Jas says:

    Merry Xmas to you too 🙂

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  16. Latha says:

    Merry Christmas…Happy new Year!!! Keep smiling always and spread the cheer!! I liked the last line….don’t drink and drive 🙂

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  17. janu says:

    Merry Christmas and a very happy new year.

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  18. R-A-J says:

    Merry XMas to u too my friend.. the best wishes of the season to u n ur loved ones 🙂

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  19. Strange Friendships says:

    Merry Christmas Bikram…By the way the envelope told the stamp to ” Stay with me”… 😉

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  20. indrani says:

    I am never tired of hearing this song. 🙂 Merry Christmas!

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  21. Dilip says:

    A merry Christmas to you dear Bikram. Have fun 🙂

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  22. renu says:

    Merry Christmas!

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  23. padmaja says:

    Happy festive season and a great year ahead Bikram, let all your dreams come true!

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  24. Merry Christmas and happy New Year to you, Bikram!

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  25. Merry Christmas to you too, Bikram! Be happy always!

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  26. techie2mom says:

    Hey Merry Christmas to you too!!!
    Post the answers of the funnies also….

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  27. chakoli says:

    Merry Xmas and a very happy new year 🙂

    Were you one of the santa’s spreading happiness 🙂

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  28. Rahul says:

    Merry X Mas and A Happy New Year Bikram!

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  29. Happy happy christmas and a happy 2013 too 🙂 🙂 Long since i visited any blog… 🙂 How have you been bikram?

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  30. Punam J R says:

    Thanks so much for the lovely Christmas wishes, Bikram.. very cute videos.
    As for the whooooooooole big set of questions, no answers.
    Merry merry Christmas!!

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  31. Fatima says:

    Merry Christmas…hope u had a great day 🙂

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  32. sm says:

    Merry Christmas to you and your family

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  33. Yuvika says:

    Merry Christmas to you too! Keep warm!

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  34. Wishing you the same Bikram and enjoy. BTW, what’s hidden in those questions? 🙂

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  35. Merry Christmas to you and yours.Thanks:)

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  36. Swaram says:

    Hope you are having great fun Bik!:D Cheers!

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  37. Wishing you the best, Bikram, always and all ways.

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  38. sippyk says:

    christmas + indo-pak match… deadly combination…
    merry christmas bikramjitji and a happy happy new year 🙂

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  39. Androgoth says:

    I hope Christmas was wicked
    and with lots of awesome thrills 😉

    Enjoy your holiday Bikram 🙂

    Androgoth

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  40. Saritha says:

    Merry Christmas and happy holidays bikram…

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  41. Have a wonderful Christmad and a happy & welcominh new year 🙂 Happy Holidays

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  42. Jazz says:

    Merry Christmas to you too Bikram. Have loads of fun. 🙂

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  43. Hope you had a lovely Christmas 😊

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  44. deeps says:

    amidst the jingles, here are wishes to make your New Year bright n Beautiful

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  45. […] Jingle bells Jingle bells – Jingle all the way […]

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  46. debajyoti says:

    wishing you and your family a Merry Christmas and a very happy new year!!

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  47. hope you had a good one!
    nice jingles on ur blog

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  48. Valli says:

    Merry Christmas and Happy New year 🙂 Happy holidays 🙂
    Have a great time!

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  49. Amit Agarwal says:

    Same to you sir ji 🙂 😀

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  50. Ashwini C N says:

    Nice to watch the jingle after a long time 🙂 Merry Christmas 🙂

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  51. Jacqueline says:

    Hi….Compliments of the Season…..hope you have been enjoying the holidays…..jingling all the way….wish you a bright and happy new year

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  52. oooops i missed this post .. am so very sorry ..

    may be am too late to wish christmas wishes .. but never late for wishing you and all in the family a very happy new year 🙂

    keep well !

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