How to maintain amusement in your life , when it gets dull and boring and no one else is there to share with at the time.
Well I am sure the following things will sure do Great… and Seeing others ..do these silly things will surly put a smile on your face tooo
1 At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair  Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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2 On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’
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3 Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
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4 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
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5 Sing Along At The Opera.
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6 When the Money comes Out the ATM, Scream at top of your voice  ‘I Won! I Won!’
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7 When Leaving the Zoo, Start running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
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8 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
Ok Now I am again running short.. But hopefully by the time you do the top 8 I am sure there will be a BIG SMILE everywhere…
Do tell me yours toooo… Â Have a great Week ahead people…
Me and My Random Thoughts 
LOL Bikram, those were all priceless! Tell me, how many of them have you done and what were the reactions you got? And how many times did you have to run for your life? 😀
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He he he secret hai mami…
I have Had fun sure with a couple of these as I replied to purba I enjoyed putting my work jacket in the back window of car so when someone speeding crosses my car they get a shock and suddenly they slow down.. he he he he
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Screaming at the ATM was the best!! Next was ordering the diet water LOL 😆 Not that others weren’t good enough 🙂 Brought a big smile on to my face, though I am not sure if I will get to do any of these 🙂
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Go on I am sure you can give number 3 a try.. skip skip skip…
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Good ones, Bikram.. needed a few of those smiles. Thanks for sharing.
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You are always welcome… thank you liking the post
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I have always wanted to fly a large kite in the evening and see how people react to it. I mean, that will be the only, but prominently visible kite in the whole area!
Destination Infinity
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Bikram No 3 seems interesting 🙂 I might just do it 🙂
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Go for it sir it’s so much fun.. give a little time to the child inside you… go go go
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Go for it D.I. do it enjoy when else will you do it..
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ok 2day I will try the I won, I won 😛 good one again Mann
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excellent GO FOR ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. all the bestttttttttt
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Seriously, these crazy ideas will not only make our life interesting but of others too 😀
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definitely they will and what more is it would put a smile on some for sure
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Bikram how do you manage to think of all these? And am sure you have tried atleast some of them even though not all….common out with the secrets….puhlease!!
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No no , no secret.. I have done some silly things 🙂 for sure done the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..
there you go 🙂
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Hilarious!
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Thank you so very much 🙂
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LOL… hope it doesn’t become a nuisance case.. 🙂
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hmmmm na it wont, dont do all of them on the SAME day .. do them now and then 🙂
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I refuse to laugh till I know for sure that you practice what you suggest!
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He he he oh come on.. one smile I am sure you can give. And what I have practised I did say in the previous post.. although me and my friends have done diet water.. one for sure.. next on the agenda is the zoo episode for sure…
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Also instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..
And I have a laugh… I can be cruel sometimes 🙂
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hahaaha….laughed for each of it. 🙂 God, but I don’t dare to try anything. When I was laughing so loud, my son comes and asks me, what’s it amma? what’s it? I was at the zoo one then, he read it, didn’t understand..when I explained, he too laughed out loud…I better not let him read the rest or else he’s gonna try them…:)
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he did, now that is the best thing the little one had a laugh… well I am sure he is going to make his own funny ways as he is growing up for sure 🙂
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Hahah..LOL..Your blog is becoming my stop over for stress busting. Great post. Had fun.
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Excellent and that is goood .. thank you do muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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LOL 😀
So err… ahem.. are they tried and tested ? 😛
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Well a couple 🙂 only
tell me if you trying any of these
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Diet water sounds good. 🙂
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Thank you indrani, glad you liked it 🙂
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He he.. that is one hilarious read. Diet water would perhaps top the list for me but all of these are real gems!
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try it sir, next time u go to a cafe or restaurant ask for one and watch the reaction he he heh
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Sheer Genius !! Loved each of them 🙂
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Thank you so muchhhhhhhhhh 🙂
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Why that muchhhhhhh? Like u didn’t know 😛 !!LOL! Does your humor make everyone impulsive, irreverent and inane…….or is this effect only on the ‘select’ few ?
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🙂 well you are the best judge of that .. what do you think..
I would love to have the effect on everyone .. because as i mentioned smile and the whole world smiles with you .. and what a pretty sight it would be when the whole world is smiling 🙂
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I am giggling in public as I read this while I am standing on a bus!!
hahaha you made my day, Bik 🙂
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he he he he he 🙂 hope you got on the bus and did not miss it
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One thing I’d love to do is to dress up as a traffic cop and dance to ‘Gangnam style’ during rush hour 😀
Loved this 🙂
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OH yes go for it … it would be funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn for sureeeeeeeeeeee
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Lol:)..specially the one to kids…but I would love to see the serious side also..
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hmmm yes mam will do that tooo 🙂
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Happiness is in being a free spirit and you are one!
Enjoyed them all!
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awwwwwwww thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙂 now this has made my day…
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Omi Goshuuuuuu..
Your mom must have had like a hardddd time when you were a kid. Notorious is the word Bikram 🙂
Smiling ear to ear(and a big rofl on the zoo part), but tell me, what happened to you after you did those things. That is equally important 😛 Only then I will try these out 🙂
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Oh dont ask my parents have had a tough time Jenny.. you know what we did sometimes , going on our scooter as you cross someone else Especially if its a beautiful girl on scooter, just go and say “Excuse me mam.. Look the front tyre is revolving”.. Look look … and beleive in 9.9 times of 10 they stop the scooter and look at the tyre 🙂 I can be so badddddddddddddddddd
After i did what i did i ade sure I did not get caught .. I was good in sports and running especially
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hahaha…Gosh seriously Bikram! Your tyre is revoling lol lol..
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he he he he .. yeah imagine what would be your first reaction .. it will genuinely be to stop the scooty and look 🙂 as if whats wrong
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ha ha 😀 wonderful Bikram.. My day is made.
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Thank you Jas. excellent
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lol.. will surely try the “I won thing”.. 🙂
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yesssssssssssss go for it and make sure you tell me what happened
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Do me a favour pleaseeeeeeeeeee! Whenever I come to UK, you have to do each of this in front of me!! 😀 😀
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Oh yes. Well not all but majority I can do .. so when you hopping over than.. we can start the adventure fRom the airport itself..
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lol you are a wicked one…he he he i so want to point a blow dryer at cars and check out response 😆
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yes yes yes Do it do it … and then you can sing that Tiger song he he he he
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LOL 😀 Very imaginative and creative you are!! How many of these have you practiced!! 😀
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hmm I have done a couple , the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..
Thank you S.G.
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#6 and #7 are ROTFL 😀
ha ha ha
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🙂 yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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sahi..hai.. thodi masti ke liye 😀
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oh yes and a bit of masti is good always to spice up life 🙂
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hahaha….cruel and wicked… 😀 😀
am laughing like crazy 😀
What gems!!
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy .. thats the whole idea excellent 🙂
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Ha ha! Hilarious- all of them!
But pointing a hair-dryer at passing cars? What if the person in the passing cars points his own hair-dryer [or something more dangerous] at you in answer?
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hmmmmmm Well he shud be driving not pointing hair dryers 🙂 .. I am jsut parked sitting he hehe ..
The speed gun looks like a hair dryer 🙂
something more dangerous well then I will have to run away … he he he he
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I hope to see these in action some day:)
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definitely sir, come over we can do it together 🙂
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hehe You are crazy, Bikram :). I think, I’ve only practiced no. 8 and the kids don’t take that seriously anyway ;-).
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Thank you so much Rachna.. kids are intelligent these days they know you are joking with them 🙂
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am not done with only 8 smiles 🙂
i want more .. he he he
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Yes paaji, will find some more soon just for you 🙂
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I have read about #1 somewhere, the rest were all new…bolo bolo, when are you doing all the things you mentioned huh 😛
well when money comes out of ATM, that itself is a kind of lottery, with the kind of inflation around 😆
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I have done a couple .. especially the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hung my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..
And I have a laugh… I can be cruel sometimes
and yeah my uncle had come to uk for first time and he was so astonished and would say I love this country, you put ur hand in the wall and get the money out.. ATM’s were not big in india then 🙂
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I have a BIG smile on my face! Skip down the street sounds good! We can see BIG smiles on others’ faces! ATM is easy…we can try!
I need to smile more, Bikram!
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🙂 thank you sandhya bhen and oh yes soon more laughs promise , next article will also have some provided you promise to smile 🙂 he he he he
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Funny! Though I am sure I dont have the guts to do this! Maybe in ahuge group – annonymously or something 😉
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You have believe me , ok come to uk and we can do it together 🙂 what say
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Oh my! I couldn’t help but laugh! Laugh!! Laugh!!! Great post! 🙂
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excellent , that was the whole idea for the post to have that smile 🙂 welcome here to this blog ..
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LOL I was laughing by the time I finished reading 🙂
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Good goood , laughing is always good 🙂
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Hilarious!!! So glad I visited! 🙂 Can’t stop laughing now.
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Welcome to this blog, thank you for visiting ..
and excellent that was the whole idea behind the post to have a laugh 🙂
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That was absolutely hilarious Biks!!! 🙂
LOL!!! Thank you for making me laugh when I needed to the most 🙂
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Hey pixie how are you doing..
you are most welcome and it takes nothing to make someone smile .. smile and the world smiles with you 🙂 so keep smiling alwaysssssssssss
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..A big LOl .. my pnjabi accent coming out .. very funny
all are good .. especially.”I won I won 😛
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he he he haanji
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LOL 🙂 I won I won and skipping down the street are my favorites.
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IHM 🙂 Thank you
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Fatte chakk post…..Chha gaye sir. I wish we had Nobel Prize for Humour also ! 😀
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Sir ji thank you so much.. ha ha haha I am sure there are much better posts out there sir .. but thank you for the confidence in me 🙂
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I am sure going to order diet water. … and let you know the reactions.
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yes yes yes … go for ittttt
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some great great ideas!!
http://sushmita-smile.blogspot.in/
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Thank you so much, Glad you liked them .. you trying any of these
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The last one is not fair Bikram ha ha…unless your kids are at an age when they can appreciate the humor 😀 The rest I am really considering trying out 😀
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🙂 well life is not fair is it he he he 🙂 but I guess just for humour and a laugh its ok … and yes pleaseeeeeeeeee try them out and TELL Me toooooooooo
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Eh! Are you really a police officer or a con man?
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats only a few hours a day .. REST of the hours are all mineeeeeeeeeeeeee 🙂 he he he he
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Oh yes big wide smile! What a riot you are BIK!
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Thank you Deeps thats the idea .. how are you doing and how is the little one
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I wonder,where do you dig all this from.You must be having a treasure somewhere
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CHOWLA sir as i told you I have been very veryyyyyyyyyy naughty boy .. and I still am it seems he he he
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lol
diet water
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🙂 Thank you SM..
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definitely gonna try out the 4th one ..diet water . Would looooove to try out the ATM one !!!!!!!
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go for itttttttttttt 🙂 and then hey make sure you blog about it toooo 🙂
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Ha ha ha! 🙂 😀 Lolz! Great fun Bikram 🙂 What imagination man!
I loved no.6&7 the most, all are wonderful though 🙂 ;D
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Thank you Amit sir.. so which one are you going ot try out then
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The 2nd one of course 🙂 …and will leave the cheque book to be noticed by my partner 🙂
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he he he he Now that will be very Brave of you Amit sir he he he
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Lol! That was hilarious.
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Thank you Ria..
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LOL….
Loved them all…though shouting after withdrawing money may not be a good idea in Noida, in case someone decides to offload me with the “won” money 😉
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Oh yeah be careful then in noida , you dont want someone else running THEY WON after ur slogan 🙂
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LOL….I am definitely going to try some of these….Brilliant and hilarious..! I needed this tonic very badly…thanks :)))
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These posts of yours takes me back to the time when being crazy did not come with the worry of what people would think, I think as one grows “old,” one loses the ability to have childlike fun. Thanks for the reminder.
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This one definitely made me smile 🙂
Ashwini
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I wonder how many of these you actually
partake in Bikram? 🙂 Probably all of them 🙂
Have a fun and wickedly slapstick evening 🙂
Androgoth
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oooooooohh now that would be telling only done a couple .. thats about it I am not that brave he he he
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You need a Mistress of the Damned
to help you through the whole list, so
I will have a look around for you and
drop one off sometime soon 🙂 lol
Androgoth
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Loved the last two the best. 🙂
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Hey how are you doing .. Thank you.
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hahaha fabulous! Am sure to try out the diet water thing! 😀
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Please do .. and then also tell us what happened 🙂
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Haha had a good laugh.
One from my side, When you really need lift and no one is stopping by, just try making a circle on air. Have done couple of times 🙂
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he he he I like that .. and yeah will surly try it out ..
Welcome here to this blog Anil sir.. thank you for visiting
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Wohooooooo awesome awesome 😀 I will try all the 8 😀 ( you just made monkey drink alcohol 😉 ) now imagine 😀
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yessssssss go go go .. Please do and then tell me what happened .. Have funnnnnnnnnnn
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