How to maintain amusement in your life , when it gets dull and boring and no one else is there to share with at the time.

Well I am sure the following things will sure do Great… and Seeing others ..do these silly things will surly put a smile on your face tooo

 

1 At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair  Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

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2 On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’

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3 Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

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4 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

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5 Sing Along At The Opera.

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6 When the Money comes Out the ATM, Scream at top of your voice  ‘I Won! I Won!’

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7 When Leaving the Zoo, Start running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

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8 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

Ok Now I am again running short.. But hopefully by the time you do the top 8 I am sure there will be a BIG SMILE everywhere…

Do tell me yours toooo…  Have a great Week ahead people…

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  1. Zephyr says:

    LOL Bikram, those were all priceless! Tell me, how many of them have you done and what were the reactions you got? And how many times did you have to run for your life? 😀

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    • He he he secret hai mami…
      I have Had fun sure with a couple of these as I replied to purba I enjoyed putting my work jacket in the back window of car so when someone speeding crosses my car they get a shock and suddenly they slow down.. he he he he

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  2. greenboochi says:

    Screaming at the ATM was the best!! Next was ordering the diet water LOL 😆 Not that others weren’t good enough 🙂 Brought a big smile on to my face, though I am not sure if I will get to do any of these 🙂

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  3. Punam J R says:

    Good ones, Bikram.. needed a few of those smiles. Thanks for sharing.

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  4. I have always wanted to fly a large kite in the evening and see how people react to it. I mean, that will be the only, but prominently visible kite in the whole area!

    Destination Infinity

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  5. Bhagyashree says:

    ok 2day I will try the I won, I won 😛 good one again Mann

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  6. Seriously, these crazy ideas will not only make our life interesting but of others too 😀

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  7. Bikram how do you manage to think of all these? And am sure you have tried atleast some of them even though not all….common out with the secrets….puhlease!!

    😀

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    • No no , no secret.. I have done some silly things 🙂 for sure done the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..

      there you go 🙂

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  8. anisnest says:

    LOL… hope it doesn’t become a nuisance case.. 🙂

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  9. purbaray says:

    I refuse to laugh till I know for sure that you practice what you suggest!

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    • He he he oh come on.. one smile I am sure you can give. And what I have practised I did say in the previous post.. although me and my friends have done diet water.. one for sure.. next on the agenda is the zoo episode for sure…

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    • Also instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..

      And I have a laugh… I can be cruel sometimes 🙂

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  10. latha says:

    hahaaha….laughed for each of it. 🙂 God, but I don’t dare to try anything. When I was laughing so loud, my son comes and asks me, what’s it amma? what’s it? I was at the zoo one then, he read it, didn’t understand..when I explained, he too laughed out loud…I better not let him read the rest or else he’s gonna try them…:)

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  11. Dil On The Rocks says:

    Hahah..LOL..Your blog is becoming my stop over for stress busting. Great post. Had fun.

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  12. Jazz says:

    LOL 😀

    So err… ahem.. are they tried and tested ? 😛

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  13. indrani says:

    Diet water sounds good. 🙂

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  14. raju070 says:

    He he.. that is one hilarious read. Diet water would perhaps top the list for me but all of these are real gems!

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  15. MomWithaDot says:

    Sheer Genius !! Loved each of them 🙂

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  16. Novroz says:

    I am giggling in public as I read this while I am standing on a bus!!

    hahaha you made my day, Bik 🙂

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  17. R-A-J says:

    One thing I’d love to do is to dress up as a traffic cop and dance to ‘Gangnam style’ during rush hour 😀

    Loved this 🙂

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  18. renu says:

    Lol:)..specially the one to kids…but I would love to see the serious side also..

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  19. padmaja says:

    Happiness is in being a free spirit and you are one!
    Enjoyed them all!

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  20. Jenny says:

    Omi Goshuuuuuu..

    Your mom must have had like a hardddd time when you were a kid. Notorious is the word Bikram 🙂

    Smiling ear to ear(and a big rofl on the zoo part), but tell me, what happened to you after you did those things. That is equally important 😛 Only then I will try these out 🙂

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    • Oh dont ask my parents have had a tough time Jenny.. you know what we did sometimes , going on our scooter as you cross someone else Especially if its a beautiful girl on scooter, just go and say “Excuse me mam.. Look the front tyre is revolving”.. Look look … and beleive in 9.9 times of 10 they stop the scooter and look at the tyre 🙂 I can be so badddddddddddddddddd

      After i did what i did i ade sure I did not get caught .. I was good in sports and running especially

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  21. Jas says:

    ha ha 😀 wonderful Bikram.. My day is made.

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  22. ashreyamom says:

    lol.. will surely try the “I won thing”.. 🙂

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  23. Ashwathy says:

    Do me a favour pleaseeeeeeeeeee! Whenever I come to UK, you have to do each of this in front of me!! 😀 😀

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  24. lol you are a wicked one…he he he i so want to point a blow dryer at cars and check out response 😆

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  25. Shilpa Garg says:

    LOL 😀 Very imaginative and creative you are!! How many of these have you practiced!! 😀

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    • hmm I have done a couple , the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hanged my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..

      Thank you S.G.

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  26. Bhavia says:

    #6 and #7 are ROTFL 😀
    ha ha ha

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  27. Dew says:

    sahi..hai.. thodi masti ke liye 😀

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  28. Life Begins says:

    hahaha….cruel and wicked… 😀 😀
    am laughing like crazy 😀
    What gems!!

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  29. manju says:

    Ha ha! Hilarious- all of them!

    But pointing a hair-dryer at passing cars? What if the person in the passing cars points his own hair-dryer [or something more dangerous] at you in answer?

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    • Bikramjit Singh Mann says:

      hmmmmmm Well he shud be driving not pointing hair dryers 🙂 .. I am jsut parked sitting he hehe ..
      The speed gun looks like a hair dryer 🙂

      something more dangerous well then I will have to run away … he he he he

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  30. Rahul says:

    I hope to see these in action some day:)

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  31. hehe You are crazy, Bikram :). I think, I’ve only practiced no. 8 and the kids don’t take that seriously anyway ;-).

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  32. am not done with only 8 smiles 🙂

    i want more .. he he he

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  33. Visha says:

    I have read about #1 somewhere, the rest were all new…bolo bolo, when are you doing all the things you mentioned huh 😛

    well when money comes out of ATM, that itself is a kind of lottery, with the kind of inflation around 😆

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    • I have done a couple .. especially the first one instead of the hair dryer what I have done is hung my work fluorescent jacket in the back window on the motorway you can see Some hot shot in his flash car coming but the moment they pass my car you can see the tail lights go on and they slow to your speed..

      And I have a laugh… I can be cruel sometimes

      and yeah my uncle had come to uk for first time and he was so astonished and would say I love this country, you put ur hand in the wall and get the money out.. ATM’s were not big in india then 🙂

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  34. I have a BIG smile on my face! Skip down the street sounds good! We can see BIG smiles on others’ faces! ATM is easy…we can try!

    I need to smile more, Bikram!

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  35. Yuvika says:

    Funny! Though I am sure I dont have the guts to do this! Maybe in ahuge group – annonymously or something 😉

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  36. Oh my! I couldn’t help but laugh! Laugh!! Laugh!!! Great post! 🙂

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  37. Lifesong says:

    LOL I was laughing by the time I finished reading 🙂

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  38. Hilarious!!! So glad I visited! 🙂 Can’t stop laughing now.

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  39. pixie says:

    That was absolutely hilarious Biks!!! 🙂
    LOL!!! Thank you for making me laugh when I needed to the most 🙂

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  40. ..A big LOl .. my pnjabi accent coming out .. very funny
    all are good .. especially.”I won I won 😛

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  41. LOL 🙂 I won I won and skipping down the street are my favorites.

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  42. surindernath says:

    Fatte chakk post…..Chha gaye sir. I wish we had Nobel Prize for Humour also ! 😀

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  43. alkagurha says:

    I am sure going to order diet water. … and let you know the reactions.

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  44. jaishvats says:

    The last one is not fair Bikram ha ha…unless your kids are at an age when they can appreciate the humor 😀 The rest I am really considering trying out 😀

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  45. Smita says:

    Eh! Are you really a police officer or a con man?

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  46. Deeps says:

    Oh yes big wide smile! What a riot you are BIK!

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  47. b K Chowla says:

    I wonder,where do you dig all this from.You must be having a treasure somewhere

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  48. sm says:

    lol
    diet water

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  49. TTT says:

    definitely gonna try out the 4th one ..diet water . Would looooove to try out the ATM one !!!!!!!

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  50. Amit Agarwal says:

    Ha ha ha! 🙂 😀 Lolz! Great fun Bikram 🙂 What imagination man!
    I loved no.6&7 the most, all are wonderful though 🙂 ;D

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  51. Ria says:

    Lol! That was hilarious.

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  52. techie2mom says:

    LOL….
    Loved them all…though shouting after withdrawing money may not be a good idea in Noida, in case someone decides to offload me with the “won” money 😉

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  53. panchaliali says:

    LOL….I am definitely going to try some of these….Brilliant and hilarious..! I needed this tonic very badly…thanks :)))

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  54. subhorup says:

    These posts of yours takes me back to the time when being crazy did not come with the worry of what people would think, I think as one grows “old,” one loses the ability to have childlike fun. Thanks for the reminder.

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  55. Ashwini C N says:

    This one definitely made me smile 🙂

    Ashwini

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  56. Androgoth says:

    I wonder how many of these you actually
    partake in Bikram? 🙂 Probably all of them 🙂

    Have a fun and wickedly slapstick evening 🙂

    Androgoth

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  57. Jyothi says:

    Loved the last two the best. 🙂

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  58. Pooja says:

    hahaha fabulous! Am sure to try out the diet water thing! 😀

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  59. Anil says:

    Haha had a good laugh.
    One from my side, When you really need lift and no one is stopping by, just try making a circle on air. Have done couple of times 🙂

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  60. Wohooooooo awesome awesome 😀 I will try all the 8 😀 ( you just made monkey drink alcohol 😉 ) now imagine 😀

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