1 to 8 You can read here – First part of Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi – 1
9. If we use Mc and BC (vulgar curses) more than 4 -5 times in a sentence with you. IT MEANS WE LOVE YOU A LOT…
10. A Glassy in hand is better than two in a bottle
11:- After 6th peg( shot of whiskey) the favourite dialogue is “HAALE DOOJA HAI YAAR” (its only the Second one)
12. BULLET, TILLE WAALI JUTTI, RayBANS, OPEN JEEP and Woofers make a PUNJABI
13 You are either born normal and boring or you are born PUNJABI.
14. It doesn’t matter where you from bangalore, Mysore,Tamilnadu, Kerala, AP we think you are all MADRASI
15. Ulle de Pathe and Khote de puttar.. or Sher da puttar you definitely a Punjabi.
16. Canada and UK part of Punjab. PERIOD…….
17. KAL SE DIETING SHURU (dieting from tomorrow) – Favourite line we say EVERYDAY
Ps:- Message of the day … AGAIN I know..
Please Honk slowly.. My country is SLEEPING.. You might disturb it from its sleep..
PS:- Thank you for all the emails and comments regarding the problem mentioned in previous post, I have a lot of info , have sent it , I am better prepared
PPS:- All pictures courtesy Google
Update:- 15-12-2012
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Me and My Random Thoughts 
Hehe… Punjabis definitely have a good sense of humour 🙂 🙂
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Thank you so much 🙂
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this list is so us!..the punjus! totally loved it!
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Welcome here to this blog, Thank you so much for visiting .. Glad you liked them all .. and oh yes this makes us the punjabi’s that we are 🙂
Do keep coming and visiting
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now I know more about the Punjab 😉
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oh yes , punjab and punjabi’s
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#14 and #16..very very true 🙂
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyy 🙂
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ha ha ha Bikram my god this was hilarious so agree with you on all points and you know what there are some ladies here who sympathise with me cos i dont have anyone in K’neda…i mean UK SHOOKEY THEEK HAI PAR K’NEDA WICH KOI NAHI..ACCHA!!
he he loved it 🙂
arey we bengalis are also like this…all the south indians no matter what their lang. are Madrasis and rest are hindustanis….God knows where the Bengalis are from…what a fun post
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so i shud immigrate to Kanada , then you can say you know someone there 🙂 he he he he he
Thank you so much..
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As I had said earlier,we are what we are because that is how we are.
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Oh yes definitely sir 🙂
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And why not? We rock! We are straightforward, make loyal friends and know how to enjoy life
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oh yes , so very true.. How are you doing 🙂 kidaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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So true!
But you are loved despite this ❤
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Sorry..I meant you are loved like this despite all the +s and -s because each one of us is made up of them!
As mentioned earlier I love the liveliness of Punjabis!!!
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Thank you thank you thank yoiu
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🙂 That was alll fun to read – esp the firstttt one. 🙂 That was a revelation!! Thank God you told me or I would take serious offense. Phew.. punjabis and their punjabics … bikram and his bikramisms.. kya kehne…
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GLad you enjoyed reading .. haanji kya kehne it is
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Dil khush kar ditta, Bikram!! Honestly…Punjabis are known for their zinda dil attitude and lively personalities…the last pic is aweome!
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Thank you so much , mam.. glad you enjoyed it .. 🙂
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heehaw That is funny again!
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Thank you rachna 🙂 make sure you watch the video in the latest article .. I read your article on walking .. this is good one 🙂
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I readily agree on the 16th point! I love the happy go lucky wide attitude toward life that Punjabi’s possess.Its always grt to be in a Punjabi family, especially when u are their guest.
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Thank you so much 🙂 oh yes Guest are always welcome
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Glad to know u ppl are better prepared now Bik! Wishes and prayers.
LOL 😛
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Thank you swaram for the wishes
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The Canada and UK governments might want to read the point where you mentioned them 🙂
Destination Infinity
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😆
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DI well I ma sure they already know about it he he he he 🙂
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lol ;P
true to every word!
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Thank you harman, how are you doing ..
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Loved every bit of it!
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…… 🙂
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Rock on! 🙂
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Rocking rocking 🙂
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hahahahahahha..ROFL.referring to ur 14 point infact all North Indians feel so
Nice facts though 🙂
(Nishant)
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🙂 thank you Nishant, how are you doing.. Long time no see .. good to see you here
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ha ha 😀 Punjabi puttar pointing out all the good things.
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haanji only good things 🙂 why tell bad things
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Hahahha…Awesome Awesome!
Maza aa gaya! 😀
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How are you doing simran, long time no see 🙂
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I am doing good. It’s my exams going on.. I’ll be back as soon as they get over 🙂
Besides that, I need your best wishes too…
How are you?
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My best wishes are always with you, god bless you. Hope you are studying hard and doing well.. do good..
All the best..
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I know Punjabis have great sense of humour and it is proven now, here!
Hope your cousin’s problem is solved. All the best.
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Thank you and you are right ..
the problem well it wont solve this fast .. but its better to be prepared
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How about :-
“O main MC…..O main BC…..aivaine tere naal magaj khapai karin jaana ……” PUNJAABI !!
” O teri taan Phagware wich ee Caneda lagi aa tun baar ki karan jaana ”
😀
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🙂 haanji sir
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The one about Madrasi is so true ha ha 🙂 And to many folks in the South, whether a person is from Punjab, UP, West Bengal or Maharashtra they are all Hindikkars (Hindi-speaking people) ha ha ha….
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I know , i guess the feeling is Mutual then 🙂 he he he he
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veer ji, its not CANADA .. its kanedda!!!
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he he he yeah got it .. that way its not UK its usual englaaaand or London.. 🙂 Thank you rahul
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haha excellent !
My fav – “You are either born normal and boring or you are born PUNJABI.”
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Good to know you are all set to deal with situation.
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mujhe tag wali goggles chahiye 😛
AUR…
kal se dieting shuru to hum bhi kehte hain :p saari ladkiyan punjabi hain kya? 😀
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🙂 haanji theek hai ..
hmm nahin nahin saari ladkiyaan nahin.. only punjabi ladkiyaan are punjabi HA HA HA HA HA HA 🙂
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LOL..Loved the madrasi comment. Part of Punjab as well..:)
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🙂 thank you thank you
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nice fact
love it the fact which is true country is sleeping
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YEah I wish someone can wake it up from the slumber
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clarification, love facts means the way it is written on auto, excellent
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True, true and so true. And good to hear about the news on your personal front, it’s always good to be prepared in such cases.
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Thank you Saru. Oh yes in todays day and age better to be prepared.
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🙂 desh is sleeping, ultimate one..canada n US part of punjab…lol…
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YEah , I wonder when it will wake up from the slumber
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If my options are be boring or be Punjabi then I WANT TO BE THE LATTER. Ab, DD ki shaadi Punjabi munde se karaani padegi. Waise bhi use apni shaadi mein”Gal mithi mithi bol” bajwaana hai. Bik, ladka dhoondhna shuru kar dein, please
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He he he.. Na abhi se doondhna shuru nooo, its too early for that and moreover.. hum kyun doondhe .. they will have to come and beg us for her hand..
After all we are the girls side.. 🙂
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he he he !!! and just to add.. life would be so dull without a sardar /punjabi joke ! My DH always teases me saying I should have married santa /banta singh … i keep complaining about his sense of humor or rather lack of it !
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I know .. but then santa singh and banta singh One and the same thing 🙂 he he he he
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Really hilarious – esp 14 & 16 😀
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Thank you thank you .. How are you doing ..
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hehehe punjabis rock 🙂
Your post reminded me of a friend of mine from hissar (but he was punjabi and not haryanvi) and could relate so many things that you mentioned here with him…I so agree everyone in north thinks that all the places down south is madras 🙂
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Well hissar is also punjab only , it use to be part of punjab before the indian govt divided the state into three different states , so our habits match..
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I know I know Bikramjit. I have a good number of Punjabi friends. I forget my worries in their company. Love you guys
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Thank you so much anupam, Welcome here , good to see you here.
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LOL….
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🙂
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I agree..and about madrasi thing..even all five states people in north are called north iIndians,..
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Yeah I know I think we all do that dont we 🙂
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😀 😀 😀
I never knew these pointers..enjoyed them 😆
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🙂 ah well they say we learn something new each day , SO there you go he he he he
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good one.. hope thrs a third too coming up 🙂
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oh yes , i was hoping others will help me with some funny points too.. 🙂
Thank you R-A-J
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A very jovial posting Bikram
I have enjoyed reading this as
much as your first in the series
just make sure you keep adding
these gems or the Zombies will
be calling round and you know
what that means? 🙂 lol
Have a funtastic
Friday my great friend 🙂
Androgoth
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Thank you andro.. glad you enjoyed reading this .. I will make sure but the zombies and beautiful you been putting on ur blog I think I would like them to come over he he he e
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Really superb Punjabi facts. You made my day. I have had a lot of lovely interactions and friendships and I think Punjabis are the happiest, most caring and fun loving lot.
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Thank you sir, how are you doing .. good to see you here. and glad I could make your day.
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hahahahaa
My favourite one was Canada and UK are a part of Punjab 😀 😀
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he he he 🙂 thank you so much.. well almost everyone from punjab is wanting to come here or is here , thats why the saying 🙂
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I liked number 13 the most, and agree with it too 🙂 😀 😛
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This first one went into spam for some reason .. sorry about that
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Haha 🙂 My favorite is all South Indians being Madrasis and Canada and UK are part of Punjab!
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Thank you so much… 🙂 he he he he
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Hahaha.. ROFL! And one of a dear punjabi friend sends me punjabi songs, and when i say I dint understand the lines, he passionately tells me the meaning. Another one told me, after a few pegs, you will find us dancing on the noise of generator(after bandwaalas stop playing the music) in marriages 😀
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Welcome here to this blog, Thank you so much for visiting .. do keep coming now 🙂
of yes after a couple of pegs I can dance on jagjit singh’s gazals tooo he he he 🙂
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hahahaha.. Thankyou So much for the warm welcome! And Jagjit Singh’s Ghazal. I would wait for the video upload. I am sure it will go viral. 😛 Punjabis are for sure full of zeal!
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🙂 hmmmmmmmmmm come on dont want the camera to shatter now , making a video of me dancing.. it will be a miracle if i fit in it he he he he
Thank you mam..
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I liked number 13 the most 🙂 and agree with it too 😀
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Thank you Amit sir.. GLad you agree with them 🙂
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And proud to be a Punjabi too! 😀
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definitely alwayssssssss 🙂
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he hee! UK and Canada — Panjabi indeed. 🙂
Fun post.
But we’re all Madrasis? Still? 😦
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🙂 I know i know .. still But thanks to blogosphere I have made so many friends that I now know who is who 🙂 he he he
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Overconfidence.
No doubt God gave them a pagdi and beard to ponder over their overconfidence !!
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Most so called Madrasis lead a routine circular life. Punjabis may be different. In harmony with what they like. Fine to me !!
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I dont know sir if they live routine circular life , I think we all do the same..
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Hmmmm Well whatever it is .. it is the best he he he
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once we meet, i will find out easily now “you love me or not”…. 🙂
Bikram, they say I am born NORMAL…. 🙂
but BORING…?????
well, you know what i mean….. 😀
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ha ha ha I am sure you will Paaji..
Na you are not boring how can you, You know a [punjabi so by de facto you are GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTT 🙂 ha ha ha
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I am a born Punjabi and I love being a punjab di kudi 😉 And Caneda is our second home.. 😛
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Excellent and why not , punjabi’s rock always wherever they are 🙂
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And the eternal and universal truth abt punjabi guys
If you don’t own a Bullet, you don’t deserve to be included in Group
And If you don’t like Bullet , you are not even Punjabi
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Welcome here sir, thank you for visiting.
what you say is so true , thats why I had to import my bullet all the way to UK from India, and summer times it is dug dug dug dug time 🙂
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Canada and UK are part of Punjab, i agree 😉
BULLET, TILLE WAALI JUTTI, RayBANS, OPEN JEEP and Woofers make a PUNJABI, yes yes i agree…
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🙂 yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy..
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[…] Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi – 2 […]
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Pehla shot hi kamaal. I once asked my father-in-law, Papa, ainiyaan galaan kyon kadhde ho, He answers, Kehra ‘KC’ galaan kadhde! You can’t take that away from a Punjabi and now my Hubby carrying the legacy, I am pretty used to it. That Madrasi, bang on! I hope you come out with a 4th edition.
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he he he , yeah it is true though 🙂 thank you thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. 4th edition is WIP .. will put up sometime
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[…] Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi – 2 […]
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God…U describe punajbi’s so very well… Proud to b a punjabi.. Born Punjabi…
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Indeed .. always proud …
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Lovely inputs about my clan-jeeteraho!!!!!!!
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🙂 yayyyyyyyy thank you thank you
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[…] Some facts about Punjab and Being a Punjabi – 2 […]
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Rofl…great enjoyed it…hahaha came here just to know what tille wali jutti meant…and had a jolly gud time. 🙂 🙂 🙂
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🙂 Thank you glad you enjoyed it .. there are Two more parts too and I have another one in my drafts will put it up as soon as this picture challenge finishes
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