11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. (Shilpa Garg came out with this one)
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
Have a great week .. Have you got any funnies like these 
Me first?
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yes you are
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At times it is really a crazy lang… good collection…
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Thank you, it indeed looks that way
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haha lol ..good ones
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🙂
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Hey can you enlarge that pic? Can barely read what’s written 😐
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hmmmm how do i do it , let me try it
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There you go , hope you can read now
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OMG!!!!
Poor kitty!!! 😛
Actually, poor stomach of mine….! 😦
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he he he i would say POOR KITTY’ssssssssss
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ha ha…Thats a nice collection Bikram…
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Thank you Jaish, glad you liked them
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Betty bought some butter. The butter was bitter. So she bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better.
Can anything else beat this sentence in English? 😀
Destination Infinity
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he he he he 🙂 no nothing can … I loved it nice one D.I.
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i remember my English teacher in school saying, “because cannot be used three times in a sentence because, because is a conjunction. :).
good collection.
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he he he Now that is funny too, Next time I am using that he he he he
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Remembered Dharam’s role in ‘Chupke Chupke’ … English is a phunny language! Enjoyed reading your collection, Bikram!
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yeah it is a phunny language for sure 🙂 thank you so much
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hahaha!! english is actually a phnnyy language..! 😀
i’m reminded of big B n his muvi.. cant remembr the name though.
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yeah it was namak halaal 🙂 🙂
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Ha ha! Nice ones. 😀
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🙂 thank you mam.
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Wow! Where do you get such sentences – sometimes we fail to notice them as we get so used to them I think – good collection…
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Well I can show off and take all the credit he he he , but no just get them from here and there , in forwarded emails etc , I get all the laurals he he he he
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Rewind to Namak Halal of Amitabh Bachchan
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yes sir 🙂
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Your post is worth a post box full of smiles..
🙂
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achaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww reeally but you only have one smile what happend to the “S”.. smileSSSSsss thats plural na
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🙂 And the Right wingers feel they have a right to fight against other people’s rights.
And he wrote against learning by rote.
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he he he he now thats funny toooo 🙂 I liked that
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that was a good laugh!
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thank you so much, glad you had a good laugh
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We rarely notice them and you put them all together!
Laughs*
Take care buddy! 🙂
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Yeah .. thank you simran you too take care…
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Good ones, Bikram!
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Thank you Rachna
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😀
Ha ha ha ha
These ones were surely funny….. English is such a funny language.
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🙂 indeed it is
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He he likey like 😀
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goody goood 🙂
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Nice compilation , Bikram!
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Thank you Rahul sir ….
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ha ha 😀 again some pretty good ones.
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Hilarious! Good start for the day thanks 🙂
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Dilip sir, thank you for saying that
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Jas:- Thank you .
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LOL, really funny :), how do you come up with these?!?
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I so want to lie and TAKE ALL THE CREDIT 🙂 he he he he
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One more – The kid saw his father using the saw to cut the wood.
Nice collection Bik 🙂
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oooh nice one , I can make another post by using a few comments above 🙂 thank you
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lol very funny
something like runny nose and smelly feet or
fat chance and slim chance
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he he he 🙂 nice one
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Awesome – and yes what a funny language when you look at it this way.
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TBAG thank you sire…
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Had a goodlaugh reading this and I am sure can think of something but not remembering any thing off hand. WIll come back 🙂
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did you remember any …
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lol
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🙂 thank you.
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Interesting ones!! 😀
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Thank you S.G. well you helped toooo
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lol
yes english is a funny language
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Thank you sm.
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Cool and you can use ashrey’s ‘because’ in the next part.
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yeah I will use it for next time for sure.. I have run out of my own now ..
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Another fun posting Bikram 🙂
I hope that you are enjoying a
wicked week my great friend 🙂
Androgoth
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Andro thank you, week is going on great jsut a tad busy thats all
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Interesting collection Bikk! Loved the last one!
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Thank you so much,glad u enjoyed
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Really love your little English quirks. They are so funny and bring a smile to the face and heart. Great collection and I read twice to have double the fun. 🙂
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Thank you sir. I shud repost it to have double the fun too he he he hehe 🙂
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Been scratching my head whole day to come up with at least one sentence and no use..:( my son, my saviour’s dialogue once. There is this person who joined at work and I was telling that she’s getting good appreciation. So, he tells me: “Amma, you should work hard than that Nue(her name) girl (not new girl) and get good name too”. 🙂 Bikram, wanted to tell you from long time. The lines next to the check boxes on the bottom of the comment section is not visible. the notify me by email lines.
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I shall have a look at those notify thing, I am not sure how to do it , not a internet buff, I will have to ask someone ot help.. Do you know how to do PLEASE 🙂 ask you son he will know pakka he he he ..
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Oh sorry…I didnt see your reply. It shows correctly now…:)
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Lovely! Of course it funny and interesting too 🙂
love
http://www.meghasarin.blogspot.com
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Thank you so much and welcome here, Glad you found them interesting
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I had a good laugh reading a few of them 🙂
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Funny indeed 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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:-):-):-):-):-)
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🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
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Good ones
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Thank you Onkar sir.
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and thats y i like this language 😛
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me tooo.. and its global language now
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Super collection, Mr. Bikram! 🙂
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Thank you Ms. Deb’s 🙂 he he he e
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awesome! and this is one of the many many reasons as to why I love the English language! 🙂
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Pixie yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and how is the knee
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i remember 1…
a sentence cannot start with because because because is a conjunction !
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he he he 🙂
Because I like english , I wrote the post 🙂
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sorry for not showing up..bsy bsy at work and home( boys have vacation ) …
love all those similar words and different meaning… reminds me of teaching kevin in 3 rd grade;)
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Hey harman, not to worry as and when you get time .. I know here also 6 weeks of vacations and Thankfully roads are empty and not that much traffic 🙂
and hey I heard on news about the shooting at a gurudwara there SAD , SAD thing to have happened
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“There isn’t any sweet in sweetmeat” ??
“How a wise guy really isn’t”??
Naice!
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🙂 and “NAICE” in end also is funny he he he Thank you Usha mam.
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Ha ha ha 🙂 😀 Great ones Bikram 🙂 😀
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Amit sir Thank you. 🙂
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The best part is, you are going to continue the series. I believe these quirks or beauties are not limited to any one language. One of my favourites is:
Is life worth living? It depends on the liver!
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Yeah we have them in a lot of languages , Punjabi has so many. and continuing the series I am running out now so HELPPPPPPPPPP 🙂
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That’s a hilarious collection..LOL…
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Thank you , glad you enjoyed reading them.
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English is of course a phunny language and many Indians can walk English and talk English 😉
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oh yes we all can i think especially if you are a punjabi and have had a couple of drinks 🙂
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I agree with Sudhagee above 🙂
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Hey RAJ how are you doing , long time 🙂
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Hai Bikram,
Long time, no see!! Lol, tht was for myself…Again started going thru all the posts tht I have missed…I dint yet reach the first part, but did read the 2nd…lol!!!
English is indeed funny enuf to confuse us when we are trying to clear our confusion. Ok now I am confused on what is it all about. Hope, atleast you are not…
Take care…Will get back to u after reading one by one…
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I know long time no see .. take ur time take ur time 🙂
he he he
Ok looking forward to you getting back to me 🙂
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Funny how many wonderful blogs I miss, just bcoz I’m too busy to login! And yes, loved your collection – reminds us of how the language can make you laugh by just stating facts!
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Hey RGB. good to see you here hmmmmmm you become busy busy busyyyyyyyyyyyy..
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He heeh! English! Funny Language indeed.
All these weird things sure do make it a very interesting language.
That’s a good collection you’ve got up there.
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Thank you so much, glad you had fun and enjoyed them
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Really nice. There are actually many more. Why is it called a building, when it is already built? Why do we call it shipment when good are transported through vehicles and why is it called cargo when they are transported through ships. But my all time favorite is,
“English is a very funny language, It is the only language where your nose runs and your feet smell” ” 🙂
Ashwini
http://ash-aqua-girl.blogspot.in/
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🙂 he he he I liked that , good good now i have a few for my next post toooo 🙂 he he he
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Incredible and amusing collection 🙂 I am sure there are hundreds and thousands more waiting to be compiled.
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Thank you Sir, Glad you enjoyed reading them all
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to go to see this web site, it consists of valuable Information.
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