Bikramism’s What to do for Fun:) .. part 4

Posted: May 24, 2012 in Bikramism, Feeling Funny, Laugh it off
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Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 1.

Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 2.

Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 3.


This time I thought , instead of asking questions why not Find out ways how to have fun during the shopping trips , especially when we have nothing to shop but just to kill some time we go for window shopping .. I think the following would make for a lovely time out there Or to all those lovely men who hate shopping but have to go with their better half’s to shop 🙂


1. If it’s a general store or a big food shop, What we can do is Get some  boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they are not looking.


2. Go to the Houseware section of the store and Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals.


3.  Usually we see those dirty yellow signboards ..  ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’  , Pick up the sign and move it to a carpeted area. 🙂

4. This is my best one, go to the outdoor section and set up a tent tell all the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department, then wait and see how many children obliged.


5.  Seeing the above if a clerk or department worker  comes and asks us if they could help us , Start crying loudly and screaming, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ .


6. The best place to clean your nose 🙂 Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror.


7.  Go to the Guns or hunting department, pick up a gun to see and then ask the clerk where the antidepressants are and can you test the gun please.  


8   Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’

 9.  Take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and ask where is the fitting room?


And last, but not least:


10.  Get into a fitting room, shut the door, wait awhile, and then Yell very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’

And please don’t ask me which of these I have done , that would be telling , I have done Two of these , so Have a guess all those who know me .. Let me give you a hint.. My friends ran away and left me alone on both occasions.  Thankfully the police was not called but the look on the people working in the Department was PRICELESS 🙂 

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  1. Punam J R says:

    LOLs..
    I wont even TRY guessing which pranks you might have played..!! All of them are silly!

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    • What do u mean silly, perfectly good way of having fun. Go on give it a try..

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      • Punam J R says:

        OK… Let me try…
        1. Could be
        2. No. I don;t think all alarm clocks would be displayed with the batteries inside them. So, this one is not really possible, i think.
        3. Very possible that you might have,
        4. Yes.. my pick
        5. No
        6. No
        7. Yes.. since you say the police was not called – I’d say only this prank would warrant calling the police – my pick again.

        There u go.. 4 and 7.
        If I win, I want my prize too. Man chaha prize.

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  2. anisnest says:

    LOL.. I am not coming with you for shopping.. never ever 🙂 🙂

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  3. Rozy says:

    Hi Bikram
    my guesses are no. 7 8 and 1

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  4. NRIGirl says:

    Hmmm… May be 3 and 6?!

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  5. padmaja says:

    Oh My! I am stunned!

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  6. Andy says:

    My brother,
    Number 9 takes the cake (lol)!! That was very, very funny!!!!. Thanks for sharing.

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  7. Tanishka says:

    lol…. I need to try some of those now….. 😀

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  8. Ashwathy says:

    Hey!!! I remember reading some of these in a forward. That a department store manager was complaining against a lady customer for dragging her reluctant husband to the store and that the husband was doing these things to avoid going shopping again!!

    So YOU were that guy eh? 😛 Bolo bolo….sach batao…

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  9. Bhagyashree says:

    You are evil Mann 😀 And I wouldn’t be guessing 😛

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  10. Jas says:

    I can’t believe that you have pulled even two of these… and btw, what police could have done.. you are also one of them 🙂 but I would like to know which of the two…

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    • I doubt if that would have stopped them in arresting me, but thankfully the people in store looked at the humour side of it and moreover I was quick to get away.. did not want to see what they will do , I am clever that way 🙂

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  11. aame says:

    Oh My Gosh !!!! Are u really in the UK police ?!?!?!?!? 😉

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  12. lifesong says:

    Did you really do 2 of these? Now I am curious to know 🙂

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  13. Puja says:

    OK.. I read till #9, after which I was down on the floor laughing!!!!!

    Really someone actually did that!!!

    And You mister!!! come now and tell us what are those two points!!( dying to know 🙂 )

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  14. Ruprekha says:

    Marvelous …..simply marvelous ides 😀
    I’m sure next time you ask your friends to accompany you, they’ll all be too busy to spare that time for you 😉
    Thanks for giving that hilarious time reading your post 🙂 God bless.

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  15. ashreyamom says:

    lol.. i think u did 5 and 8..
    i am just wondering how all brains can work.. reading this post made my day.. :)..

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  16. irfan says:

    OMG……just stunning….

    and now tell us about those two acts you did….my guess is 6 & 8 🙂

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  17. renu says:

    it is black humour to me:)

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  18. Confused D says:

    OMG! I am doing none of these! And I pity the store guys. They would wast to call the police after you have done all this and what would be more heartbreaking than you being the police there!

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    • he he he Go on give it a try, one of them at least .. yeah had they started to ring the police I could have shouted . IT is here 🙂 he he he he I bet that would have been another priceless look on the store people.

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  19. Smita says:

    LOL!!! Crazy ideas and you have followed two of them??? 😀 😀

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  20. Jenny says:

    Oh goshhh! This is downright hilarious and what FUN! I can’t pick a favorite. I have forwaded this link of yours to my friends, and they all are ROFL!! I think you did the tent wala sutff and the one after that ‘leave me alone wala’..

    There are few of them which I cant try for obvious reasons 😛 , but I am game for all the other ones esp the gun one!! :-)) paisa vasuul posT! Loved it!

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  21. ZEAL says:

    I guess you asked for the trial room….

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  22. metherebel says:

    LOL. I am guess you did 1 and 6 🙂 And do people accompany you while you are shopping now???

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  23. Bhavia says:

    LOL!!
    I think you can keep this one as a task list and do it each one every week.And do write posts about it..that would be awesome 🙂

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  24. Bindu John says:

    You naughty boy…. LOL… Anyway I have read this out to my husband so that next time he could make shopping time more amusing.. Truly hilarious!

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  25. Had a good laugh reading this post, Bikram. Thank you!

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  26. Anita Menon says:

    ha ha aha aaaha ah aha ahaa haaa haaa

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  27. Shilpa Garg says:

    LOL… priceless suggestions indeed!! 😀
    OMG… you have done 2 of them!! Very daring and amazing! 😀

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  28. Swaram says:

    I think 8 is cool 😛 😛

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  29. Ria says:

    lol!! must say….gr8 suggestions!! 😛

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  30. Me says:

    OMG…each one funnier than the other. But the icing on the cake was your confession that you have tried atleast two of them. I cannot imagine the scene when you would have done that 😀

    ROFL!

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  31. Meera says:

    I am not going to ask you which ones you did, but I am not surprised that your friends left you and ran away 🙂 I do want to know though, is there a lifetime ban on you in the stores that you pulled these stunts in?

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  32. Ha ha….didn’t know that you are so naughty ;P

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  33. b K Chowla says:

    I would hate to put on record as to which amongst these I have done.
    But,I did do some

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  34. My Era says:

    And you say you actually did two of those?
    no wonder your friends ran for their lives 😆 😆
    my guess would be #6 & #7

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  35. debajyoti says:

    hahahaha!!!! awesome!!! loved all 10!!

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  36. This was so funny Bikram. I laughed the most on number 9 and 10 😉

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  37. sakha says:

    Bik…u are the limit…

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  38. Fatima says:

    haha…evil mind 😛
    but naice way of having fun,,,1,3 and 9 …. 😀

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  39. Shobha says:

    Interesting and funny post after the last 3 serious ones.. : ) ) )
    You said that you have attempted 2 of these..but how did you imagine all those funny pranks ….seriously !
    My guess is 6 & 7

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  40. Ashwini C N says:

    Oh My. I was laughing so much after reading this. What Ideas Bikram li! 🙂

    http://ash-aqua-girl.blogspot.in/

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  41. kids and uhh.. fitting room

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  42. sm says:

    lol
    its blast of smile
    thanks.

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  43. poonam says:

    omg…hilarious yar….i lovd all of dem

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  44. Good ..I trust you bick you must have done many of them ..if not at least tried a couple ..:)
    gr8 !

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  45. Deeps says:

    REmind me to never go shopping with you! 😈 You’re evil, you know that Bik!

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  46. onlinehitchhiker says:

    Hilarious, Bikram, I enjoyed! You’ve really got a spectacular sense of humour. My favourites are #1, 2, 6 and 9. Imagine the #9 scenario:

    – Hello, have you got condoms?
    – Yes.
    – Where can I try them on?
    – Umm…
    – It’s alright, I can do it right here!
    – No, no! Oh my God, no. My. I will give those to you for free, just don’t try them on here. Deal?
    – Deal!
    – Goodness merciful.

    🙂

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  47. LOL and what fun. I haven’t done anything out of these but thanks for feeding the ideas:)

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  48. A says:

    You are so funnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bikrammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  49. anonymous says:

    Thatttss naughtyyy!! Never expected this type of post. thought you are good person.

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  50. RGB says:

    Totally laughed my block off! 2, 3, 4, 9 & 10 especially. Sure needs courage & a straight face to pull off any of these,..and you say you’ve pulled off 2 of these?! Curious to know which ones….

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  51. […] Bikramism’s What to do for Fun:) .. part 4 […]

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  52. Jazz says:

    My guesses are 1 & 2. I hope I’m right.

    Anyway, they are super funny, I was reading them out to hubby and I could not read the 10th one further. I ROTFL for a long time and asked him to read it himself. That was classic !

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  53. Novroz says:

    Hahaha number 1, 6 and 10 are my favorite. That picking nose is the winner of all because someone has to be really brave to do it…few minutes later his picking nose video will be on youtube 😉

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  54. ashreyamom says:

    so finally which are the two things u did??

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  55. ROFL…loved all the points 22g .. esp the 1st and the 3rd one !!!

    lol 🙂

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  56. […] the post  Bikramism’s What to do for Fun:) .. part 4 I had promised to tell what Two of the list I have been involved in , well here it is I have […]

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  57. Reema says:

    there is a hunting department in supermarkets over there???

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