Some thoughts

Posted: April 3, 2012 in Bikramism, Blogging, funnies, JLT, My Thoughts., Thinking
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Hello everyone , how are you all doing. I hope life is treating you all very nicely and fairly.

It seems my mind has again been working overtime , which is rare actually when you think of all the nonsense I come out with , I can see and feel a few heads nodding out there .. well never mind .. Nod as much .You are still going to read the whole of this Post.. DONT STOP NOW.

Right this is a funny thing , how many people out there have seen it happen or done it themselves.. You know all that pallava how a mobile phone works, how it goes out of range , the signal drops all that..

So I have seen this now a few times When you are talking to someone on the phone and suddenly it goes out of range .. WHY do we start saying Hello , hellohellohello … heeeeellllllooooooooooooooo.. I mean check it out usually we say it FIVE times (well you can sure wonder how bored i am , and how much time i have on my hands , looking for such things to happen around me ) 🙂

This is what most people do as the signal goes there is a SINGLE hello .. then THREE SHARP hello’s and then a Longggggggggggggg hello .



Helloooooooo …   🙂

Ok while we are on the word HELLO here is something else , you have all heard of the international magazine HELLO.. so if you ring there reception by mistake it will be a funny talk

you call up ,

you – HELLO

they – HELLO

you – HELLO…

HELLO ..  They reply again HELLO .. Is this Hello .. Yes its HELLO .. Hello


Another thing is .. There is only one company that I can think of which has to take its Competitors name before it takes its own brands name , can you guess what it is  ..



right let me tell you its the OK magazine ..

you call them ,  “HELLO” ..

they reply “HELLO, OK”..

Hello get free marketing and advertisement from OK 🙂

  1. A few years back, I was talking on the mobile phone and I said, ‘Shall I keep the phone down’ before cutting the line. My RM who was standing next to me told me, ‘Don’t keep the phone down – Someone might walk over it!’ 🙂

    Destination Infinity


  2. scorpria says:

    So true… recently, on the bus, this girl was going helloooo so loudly, after the 3rd hello, i quietly told her ‘maybe you should cut the call, and call back’. she did not like me one bit! sigh.


  3. anisnest says:

    your brain is definitely working overtime 🙂 but upon thinking yes it is absolutely true that we say hello, then 3 hellos and then a looooong hello when the network is not reachable 🙂 Now, you can imagine how occupied my brain is 😉


  4. Cynosure says:

    lolzz….nice one… 😛 😛 😛


  5. zradar says:

    he he…hello u thr?


  6. Madhulika says:

    Hello Bikramjit… Hello… Hellllllooo… Hellllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooo… can you hear me??? 😉


  7. Punam J R says:

    1. and YOU forgot the LIFT wale helloss?? When we are going in the lift and the network goes off and on, and you go hello?? helloooooo?? I AM IN THE LIFTT!!! GIVE me 2 minutes!!!!
    2. and the times when you are chatting with someone and that someone does not REPLY, you go
    HELLOOOOOO??? r u there?
    3. ANDD when someone says something you don’t like? Helloooo???
    and the likes………

    Very vella post by the way…


    • what do you mean vehla post.. why you reading a vehla post then … 🙂

      oh yes i have expereinced that LIFT wala hellos and especially the whispering when there are other’s in the lift and one is trying to not talk loudly lest the others hear what you are saying

      chatting well I dont have that much time to CHAt 🙂 so its ok .. not that vehla and moreover it jsut makes me angry waiting ..


  8. LeoPaw says:

    LoL. Good hilarious one. Cirtain things we do without our knowledge appear really strange. I have frnd by name Hello. This s my conv with his mom.
    Hello, Its me L, is hello home?
    Hello L, Hello just left.
    Nothing, I just called to say hello a hello.
    u can imagin the same conversation if the network is poor.


  9. Reema says:

    HahaHaha! what things you think of!!


  10. padmaja says:

    Hello.. hello.. helloo.. it continues.. so funny! But I do see either resistance to acceptance of reality by the human brain or some times may be optimism 🙂


  11. It’s official… You’re crazy 😉 just like me!


  12. Jas says:

    so you have brought together all the Helloes of the world… 🙂


  13. obsessivemom says:

    ROFL.. that was funny.


  14. Ok, so you are either having too much time on your hands or are in a fun mood :). Five times. I just say twice, I think :).


  15. Rahul says:

    That was seriously funny, Bikram:)


  16. Andy says:

    LOLOLOL…the dropped call is so true…we all do it, whether it’s sub-consciously or not!
    A very fun post. Thanks for sharing.

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  17. I can see you are really bored, Bikram! But both Hello and OK were funny, OK?!


  18. Ashwathy says:

    LOL!!! 😆

    I seriously envy you…. How do u have so much time to spare 😛


  19. Ria says:

    ha ha ha u r funny!! 😛 How do u come with such things!?


  20. Say Cheese says:

    I do that hello thing a lot on phone 😛
    And sometimes when I am talking to someone on phone and I don’t have anything to say and I keep on saying ‘hor das’ and the one on other side says ‘kuch ni, tu das’ then I say ‘bas theek, tu hor das’ and so the cycle continues. 😀


  21. Bhavia says:

    Hello..Hellooo..Hellooooooo..Hell der?Looks like it is taking time for your voice to travel from UK to India..Hellooooooo


  22. Smita says:

    hehehehe…..crazy fun 😛


  23. manchitra says:

    Very funny and true too…Hello…..hello Bikram..


  24. Dew says:

    After reading this… I can only say… “Hello”… Hello Bikram” Ok… 🙂


  25. Anita Menon says:

    Don’t know what to write 😀


  26. sm says:

    hi hiiiiiiiii hi hi hi
    great observation


  27. Akriti Bahal says:

    haha, a funny post by you, yet again! It seems you have mastered this field! 😉


  28. NRIGirl says:

    Clearly shows you have plenty of time for such great thoughts! 🙂


  29. i4deeps says:

    wake up time or need some snoring in fact??!!


  30. Meera says:

    Hello.. hellooooo…hellooooo

    What? You didn’t say Hello back to me so I had to continue, didn’t I ?

    You obviously have a lot of time on your hands but I’m glad you used id productively 🙂


  31. Jazz says:

    Hahaahaha… vella-est post 😀 (If my punjabi is ok)..


  32. Ummm…errr… I have also done that ‘Hellooo’ thing while the husband looks at me like Im some technology crippled person – he is like “you know that there is no signal – so cut the call and call

    And the OK and Hello magazines – hehehehe! really, I could never think of that – good one 😀


  33. Seema says:

    I read this post yesterday, forgot to comment though. Left office, got into the lift, a co-passenger in the lift did the same thing and I almost burst out laughing!!


  34. Confused D says:

    This hello thing happens all the time with me 😀
    Btw Congratulations once again 🙂


  35. ruchi jain says:

    hehe,, say hello to evrybody , they surely gonna response , even sometimes unknown people..


  36. Androgoth says:

    Yes HELLO to you too Bikram,
    that mobile phone dilemma is a
    pain in the Ahhh so what else is
    going to be added here next 🙂 🙂

    Well you always come up with an
    unusual one now and again and
    this fits in rather well HELLO are
    you still reading this one Bikram?
    ………………..:) lol 🙂 ………………..



  37. dilipnaidu says:

    Helleo Bikram … interesting take on Hello 🙂


  38. Onkar says:

    Quite hilarious


  39. suruchiarora says:

    Hahaha….helloooooooooooooo, you are totally mad and mast! 🙂


  40. very funny ..lolzzzzzz


  41. Krishna says:

    hi bikramji

    nice and interesting post

    thanks for visiting my blog


  42. Deboshree says:

    Ha ha ha… I loved this random string of thought that you were on Bikram. Awesome post! 😀
    Now that I notice, even I say Hello 5 times when there is a network drop. Wonder what’s with 5. What if we have unearthed some yet hidden part of the brain that sets serial numbers to our hellos? 😀


  43. Hello!
    Why do people keep saying hello hello each time as the signal drops… the same question pops up in my mind and I burst out with loud laugh when I see people shouting hello helloooooo while their conversation on phones …. And again I’m laughing but this time at myself because me too do the same 😛

    As the one from other side shouts hello I accompany with much more loud voice Hellooo! 😀 :p LOL


  44. My Era says:

    Too good 😀
    Thank you for this post Bikram…it actually made me forget all my worries and laugh for a long while 😀


  45. jennygoth666 says:

    ha bikram thats funny and we all do it another thing i do when finished talking to family is whisper quickly and say bye then as if in a rush when im not humans are quite silly lol xxjen


  46. Novroz says:

    hahaha this is a funny post, I was expecting to read a serious post but I like the funny one better:)

    Yeah, we always say hello when we lost the signal…but what else can we say? 😉


  47. Jyoti Mishra says:

    these days we depend a lot on these Helloz 😛


  48. Deboshree says:

    A blogging award awaits you here… 😀


  49. Swaram says:

    Hello-ji Ok-ji Bye-ji 😉


  50. loved the last line veer ji…

    i remember once my mama ji (mom’s brother) was speaking on phone to someone and suddenly the line got disconnected and he started shouting hello hello…. i don’t know how many times…

    suddenly my mama ji’s beta spoke out of the blues “Hello hii chodiye jai mata di boliye”

    and the room burst out laughing!!!



  51. check out this video….this song is all about HELLO!!!


  52. In India all trucks publicise the second magazine for free 🙂 (OK)


  53. myblog1962 says:

    helllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🙂 i just love coming here ur posts always make me smile:)


  54. Androgoth says:

    Very funny this one Bikram 🙂
    Have a wonderful rest of weekend 🙂



  55. anatreek says: sure ok magazine never thought about it this way!


  56. arooj rehman says:

    subtle observation like ever.

    very small incidents in our surroundings have got enough flavour of amusement.
    well visiting your blog after a long time

    so ”Hello”


  57. Androgoth says:

    I hope that your evening is going very well Bikram
    and as it is Hump Day tomorrow, do enjoy it my wicked
    and most witty friend 🙂



  58. Deeps says:

    Hahaha! You’re funny, you know that right? 😆


  59. R. Ramesh says:

    biks, thanks 4 yr kind words boss..and sory for late reply.just returned to sharjah..will stay connected:) tc


  60. haritha says:

    LOL… bikramji always great to read your posts..they are chill pills:)


  61. chakoli says:




  62. Ha. Now that you mentioned it, I realize how man times I would have done that. Heloooooooooo 🙂


  63. Papoe says:

    Helllllooooooo Uncle Bik, where are you…..


  64. hahaha.. Even I have done that “helloooooooooooo” many times.. 🙂


  65. hhahah who would have thought on these lines! interesting 🙂


  66. sakha says:

    Hello….you are absolutely right..i do that every time signal goes off…


  67. phoenixritu says:

    Hahahahahaha, That is why they say Hello Hi Chodiye Jai Mata Di Boliye


  68. Now it is over a fortnight. Are you also under hibernation?


  69. Rajlakshmi says:

    hahahaha your brain seems to be doing overtime 😛


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