Bikramism’s Some questions 🙂 .. part 1.
Bikramism’s Some questions 🙂 .. part 2.
9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
very witty Bikram:)
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yeah but what are the answers 🙂
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Cheered me up today… very funny… thanks really needed this 😛
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🙂 you are always welcome.. Thank you
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We want more 🙂
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YEs mam, point noted will put some more up tooo sooon 🙂
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The lemon thing really shocked me. I guess the rush hour should be highlighting what the commuters want to do. What happens might be different altogether 🙂
Destination Infinity
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D.I. Thank you, yeah i guess you r right on the commuters point
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I too have similar confusion on such questions. These are fantastic.
Why do American’s call their version of Rugby ‘Football’ when they can’t use their feet to kick the ball?
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he he he nice one .. will put it up for next post and see what people reply to it 🙂
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American football is so named because the ball is one foot long :).
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:).. hmmmm i thought i had a question for next post he he hehe
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Prove it?
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Fret not, once again, Sunny to the rescue 🙂
9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Not everybody eats or drinks lemon juice but everybody eats on dishes, they are more important.
10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
There’s a hint in it for you, save your money.
11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called RUSH hour?
It’s an acronym for Road Users Stay Home this Hour.
12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
Nobody was willing to make the taste comparison to make it perfect. Would you volunteer?
14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If they criminal dies from infection the expensive poison will go to waste. Do you want to waste the public money?
Now my question….what happened to number 13?
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Ha ha ha 😀 Brilliant!
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Sunny… oooops well you can see how dumb i am , I got my numbers wrong ..
but very observant.. lets see how many observe this 🙂
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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ROFL. Brilliant. Super brilliant!!
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Very valid questions, but I have no answers :).
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No harm in trying .. he he he
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🙂 thanks scorpria …
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sunny:- Thank you for being there to the rescue 🙂
9. Totally agree
10. yeah , else he will break you
11. he he he i like that
12. na not into cat food 🙂
14. oh yes and the dead criminal might actually sue the govt for that infection tooo
🙂 thank you os much for spending the time and effort nad replying ot all of them 🙂
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I don’t know the answers of any question. 😛
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Give it a try at least , its supposed to be a funny one , no answer is wrong answer 🙂
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Good Ones:) ROFL.. Sunny thanks for your witty answers.. I loved this post.
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He has indeed done a lovely job .. 🙂 thank you Ashwini..
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I never thought of these questions! Good collection!
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Thank you so much, glad you liked them
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.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because everyone is rushing to office/home 😛
Mouse flavoured cat food. You have catch a mouse to be able to process that into cat food right? 😛 Hmm but I m sure my cats would love that one (I have 2 kitties 🙂 )
Sunny has actually given all the required answers actually
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Haanji very veyr right 🙂 but in all that rush we are all stuck in traffic so no rush ..
hmm well i did not think of that catching a rat to process .. hmmm
yeah Sunny has done excellent.
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After I read the questions , I though I wud put my answers. After reading Sunny’s comment, I think mine cudnt be any better..but still here u go….(My imagination cant beat him definitely)…
– Because we all want artificial things to be natural and vice versa..
– This is simple..He actually breaks it and therefore
– Everyone rushes at this time of the hour and so…
– Cats too need a change
– If they die of infection, the doctor will be sueued (in india atleast 🙂 )
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its worth a try always 🙂
yeah cats need a change for sure and i guess favourite is a rat for them 🙂
yeah not just the doc the whole govt will be sued i guesss
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I am foxed….never thought about it.
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Well think now then.. think think think and tell tell telll 🙂
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lol…once again…some famous mystery questions… 😛
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Thank you Sir, glad you feel it that way
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lol… Its ok if some questions remain unanswered… 😀
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He he he I like that reply .. indeed some questions are better unanswered… Thanks tan.
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9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Obviously, because we as human beings of today, have become used to all artificial flavourings and preservatives, that if we started having REAL lemon juice, it would upset the stomach. HMM.
10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Coz he has ‘broken’ lots of homes as in, made them go broke???
11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Anyway the traffic can not really rush when jammed up, maybe calling it so might do the trick??
12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
No idea!! Maybe no one has thought of it yet??
14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Goood question. WHY would anyone use a lethal injection in the first place (unless it’s a hindi bollywood movie or soap)
There u go – Mr Hero, I have diligently replied to all your questions. Now, where’s my prize????
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lethal injection as in for punishment , its used instead of hanging or electirc chair..
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9. hmmm yesssssss i forgot that , pure might actually do more harm
10. yepp breaks everything relations-homes all hence a broker
11. exactly shud be SLOW hour ..
12. what do u mean no one thought of it , you jsut did readinjg this question .. os get catching those rats and then processing them WHAT SAY 🙂
Thank you Mam for dilligently answering all the questions .. what prize no prize
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HOW MEANNNN!! By the way, just letting you know.. i shall leave it on my pet persian tea cup kitten to process the rats in future. Hmmphh!!
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Ok good for you.. and HEALTHY for the cat… 🙂
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ha ha haaaa 🙂 don’t ask me for answers because I don’t know 🙂
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hmmm well Ok.. 🙂 Thank you.
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dunno may be ..God the only one would be able to answer them ..
but thanks for diverting our attention towards these logos!
🙂
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Harman how are you doing. Lai why ask god , he has so many tensions already.. dont give him another one 🙂
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Good questions; no answers…
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not good .. 🙂
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An excellent posting with
some very interesting finds 🙂
Have a wondrously nice Wednesday 🙂
Androgoth
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Andro thank you so much, Hope you too are having a great wednesday…
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Wow! Nice questions! It’s good to read through your questions..Total ROFL types!
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oh ho, while the ROFL is going on think of some answers toooooo na 🙂
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lol! This is hilarious! I dont know of the answers but the questions are totally amusing 😀
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Thank you so much. glad you liked the questions. Some bloggers have ansered too , the answers are funny too.. do read when you get time 🙂
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Mind teasers are fun.Good ones, Bikram:)
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Rahul sir thank you so much…
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Super questions,will have to check with the kids the answer cause there are the one who ask me these types of questions….
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Haanji and I bet they will know the answers too. Thank you.
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dish washing also do not use real lemon on many brands in small letters its mention not real lemons used.
rush hour everyone got the rush but no one can have it
Injections HIV
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Hmmm I got to start wearing my specs from now to read those small letters i think 🙂
thank you SM.
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Bikram,there are questions which have relevant answers but one isnt able to express
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he he he Haanji sir I know thats why i put them there ..
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The great Bikramisms questions …!
Thoughtful indeed!
And I don’t know the answers 😛
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oh ho chalo koi na .. I am sure someone will 🙂
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Where is the 13th question?
Really, I mean is it true about the first question…. Don’t know the answers except for the broker one…He gets a fat commission by breaking your demat a/c into pieces…He always gain…He always have a break-through…
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he he he , what happened was the 13th question was there , I did not like it so i deleted it and forgot to change the 14 to 13 🙂
oh yes the broker always wins ..
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you know what, we dont need answers for all the questions in life to live.. nha? 😛
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No we dont but for fun sake what do you think 🙂 he he he
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I just love those thoughts!
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Thank you Sir for saying that…
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Answering these questions would be tougher than probably if you proposed me some day Biky;-)
*sigh*
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ahmmm ahmmm.. acha theek hai .. Let me go and sort myself out , you know get the grooming done .. put on my best suit on and then turn up… 🙂 what say he he he
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haha….awesome questions!! Do we get a prize for the correct answer?!? 😀
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🙂 he he he well Now that is a good question.. OK what proze would you want ..
lets hear the answers first ..
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Haha, fun questions! 😀
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Thank you so much.
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are these really your questions?? cuz I have read them here n there many times!
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No mam.. They are just ISM’s 😉 .. I to have got them from here and there
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I had enough fun with these witty questions only 😛
but I’d love know the twisted answers any given day ..
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🙂 I am sure some one will come out with some witty ones 🙂
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checked part 1 and 2 and saw my comments there so i m on part 3 now.
this one is a superhit or rather blockbuster :D. a 5 star rating for this post. i guess i ll drink dishwasher from now on 😀
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Thank you , yeah you have been ot part 1 and 2 🙂 thank you for the 5 stars ..
oh ho noooooooooooo dont do that
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Please read Sunny’s answers once again…mine are ditto 😛 and plz pass me on that Sheru award ok 😉
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he he he Yes will do so 🙂 hmmm ok you want that easy peasy 🙂 right click copy he he heh e
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Superb questions there! LOL! Loved the cat food bit..you’ve quite a valid point there 😀
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Thank you deeps.. hmm valid indeed but what to do is the question
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amazing questions and am pretty sure answers must be amazing too!!!
🙂
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Thank you Rahul.. answers have been given up by sunny and he has done a brilliant job
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hahaha very funny…as usual 😉
I think the mouse flavored food is a bit difficult to make, I mean who wants to taste a mouse then create something with that flavor?
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Thank you Novroz.. yeah i agree who will want to taste that yuckkkkkkkkkkk
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Hehhee!!.. Thats the world should be!! Topsy!!
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🙂 yes it shudddddddddd.. how are you long time no seee 🙂
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Thank you Bikram ji, glad you liked my answers and thanks to the other friends for their kind words. Happy to come to a friend’s rescue when in distress 😉
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Gooood 🙂 more coming up soon
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What questions! They should set ones like these in those aptitude-based exams… 😀
Loved them Bikram!
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he he he he 🙂 maybe but at least they will make the reader smile 🙂
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oh every question holds such an unanswerable dichotmy.:-)
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Hello How are you long time .. Good to see you back …
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