How many Dogs does it take to change a BULB ?

Posted: March 8, 2012 in Animals, Cool, emails, Feeling Funny, Hilarious, Humor
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  Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to Mark too.
  Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
   Rottweiler: Make me.   Dare Ya!!!!
  Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
  German Shepherd:I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
  Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’
  Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
  Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
  Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
   Poodle:I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

PS:- Pictures courtsey – Google.

UPDATE:- sorry I might have misled everyone here .. This came as a email to me , I just put some pictures to it .. Sorry My bad

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Comments
  1. Deboshree says:

    Oh my gosh! This is such a super post. The captions couldn’t be better; they read like actual translations of the dogs’ expressions.
    PS: The golden retriever is so very cute!

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  2. Farida says:

    I am glad Dogs do not use internet.. or else LOL

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  3. I never knew there were so many types of breeds among dogs. Each is cute in its own right. I love that Dachshund photo BTW.

    Destination Infinity

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  4. Puja says:

    Such cute pics!! And apt captions!!! This post might be one of the many reasons I would get a dog for ourselves in the family!!!

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  5. zephyr says:

    I bow to thee, dog-lingo translator! Lovely pics. Loved the poodle’s statement best. 🙂

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  6. Cynosure says:

    hahaha…nice one…cute pics… 😀

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  7. Pixie says:

    😀 Cute pics!! Very cute dogs and the captions are funny!! 😆

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  8. debajyoti says:

    loved it!!!!!!! awesome post 😀

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  9. anisnest says:

    lol… hats off to your imagination.. 🙂 Honestly I didn’t know half of the breeds mentioned here 😀
    well I will take this as a knowledge post to enlighten my brain with more breed name of the dogs 😀 😀

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  10. Enigma says:

    Lol! 😀 Good work and imagination. 🙂

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  11. Ria says:

    Love them all!! What a cute post. 🙂

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  12. shail says:

    OMG!!!!!! I enjoyed that so very much. I can so imagine Luci going, “Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!”
    😀

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  13. Ashwathy says:

    Cutest post of the month!! I nominate!! 😀 😀

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  14. Phoenixritu says:

    LOL I loved this post! I can imagine Baron and Jeannie doing the protective rounds of the perimeter like good German Shephards while Piper sat looking at you thinking “Of course I am too small to do such things” Dacshunds do that

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  15. This is fantastic – having a boxer, Pablo, I know that he might just say that. He’s crazy!

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  16. Ashwini C N says:

    I just loved the pictures of these dogs. And to me, it appears as though the expression of the Dogs’ convey what they are saying. Adorable pics 🙂

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  17. LOL 🙂 My Lab here says ‘pleeeze, pleez pleez me’ for everything, with loud thumps of his tail 😀

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  18. Ruprekha says:

    Aaaawwww …. simply love the post. How so sweet! Yes, I guess, you are so perfect in matching them to the right expression.

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  19. My Era says:

    Superb captions and so apt with the personality of every breed 🙂
    😆 @ the wig Chihuahua is wearing 😆

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  20. Aathira says:

    Love this post !

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  21. love all those DOGS…hmmm dogs for real!
    lolzzz
    cute pictures though..

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  22. Varsha says:

    Oh I love the golden retriever and the lab! Good one…..

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  23. Anita Menon says:

    a super awwww post. my toddler is going ga -ga over the bow -wows

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  24. Punam J R says:

    I absolutely ABSOLUTELY wannnnnnnnnnnt a DOG righttttttt now!! You are banned from putting up such cute posts from this moment on, Bikram.

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  25. So cute! IF I had a dog. it’d be a Jack Russell. Or a mini foxie. Had to crack up at the dachshund one! 😀

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  26. LOL…I will share it with my mom…She will love it!

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  27. Harsha says:

    Haha! That was so cute 🙂

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  28. Hhehe..:D That was so cute 🙂

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  29. mack says:

    LOVE IT …………
    My lab does the same … evrytime …

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  30. mack says:

    Reblogged this on The Real Mack and commented:
    Check this out … so TRUE ……….

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  31. NRIGirl says:

    Enjoyed reading it; thank you for sharing. I liked every single response; perfectly fits their personality.

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  32. deeps says:

    who let them out??

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  33. Rachna says:

    So, so cute! And my favorite of course is Labrador for obvious reasons :). Happy holi, Bikram! We had so much fun yesterday. How about you?

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    • Bikram says:

      Happy holi to you tooo. Na no fun here, I miss being in india because of this. Good you had fun have a bit more for me tooooooo….

      So tell wat all you did.. Pictures maybe. 🙂

      Thank you.

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      • Rachna says:

        I posted some pics on Facebook. You can check out the colorful pics there :). General fun playing and get together with friends. That is what holi is about. But, I hate that horrible color that some people use. It seems so toxic and just does not come out :(.

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        • Bikram says:

          I dont visit FB that often , Will check them up for sure very sooon 🙂 OH i miss holi next year 2013 I WILL BE THERE yes .. no matter what 🙂 yeah the colors these days are not good too much Milawat in it toooo .. people do anything ot make a quick buck… the funny is the same people shout hoarse when things go wrong for them

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  34. ladynimue says:

    super cute pics !

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  35. kavita says:

    Cute ! You always bring up interesting forwards …. I still smile when remember your another such post ‘the lady in white pants’ .
    Hope you had a great Holi 🙂

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    • Bikram says:

      🙂 Thank you so much. you remember that post he he he 🙂
      holi was nothing here so cant say good or bad .. no one celebrates it , i did not evne know till i read all the posts etc 🙂 Hope you had a great day and a good holi.

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  36. Purba says:

    Haha! This was delightful.

    I think I’ll settle for the Labrador 😀

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  37. Zach says:

    Lol….I just wish that my dachshund cd read this but maybe its better he cdn…I dont want to indulge his napolean complex 🙂

    -ur new follower

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  38. B k Chowla says:

    Very interesting post.
    Bikram,it reminds me of German Shephard I had.
    “Duke” is no more

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  39. Bhavia says:

    LOL!!
    I wonder how exactly these dogs will react if they start using internet (may be in 2120 )
    Poodle looks cute and the captions are awesome 🙂

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  40. DI says:

    Why is their no pug? 😦
    That apart, awww, such a cute post! I love dogs, and I really wish I could have one of my own!

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  41. Sakhi says:

    OMG… that was a cute, cute post 🙂 And chihuahua was super cute! 😀

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  42. Dew says:

    haha.. Chihuahua loooks so cute 🙂

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  43. alka says:

    awwwwiiiieeeeeee…i want all of emm…pllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeaaaasssseeeeeeeeee…..love this post

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    • Bikram says:

      he he he Hmmm well have them then 🙂 but will be a handful if you have all of them, when will you get time to write the beautiful poems that your write then 🙂 Na jsut have one , I dont want to miss out on the poems you write 🙂

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  44. Sandhya says:

    Lab is my favourite!

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  45. Sapna says:

    Cute.
    Had never been able to identify all the breeds of dogs properly. Will take a print out of this and keep for reference 😛

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  46. Androgoth says:

    Well I certainly like this posting Bikram and the
    added images of the dogs gives it a fine edge my
    wickedly fine friend… Well done 🙂

    Have a great evening and weekend now…

    Androgoth

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  47. Vaish says:

    Aww…super cute doggies! Golden Retriver is a cuddle creature! Loved it.

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  48. jennygoth666 says:

    your onto a winner with this one love dogs and the german shepherd my fave xxjen

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  49. Jyoti Mishra says:

    he he that was fun 🙂
    I’ll forward it to all the dog lovers 😛

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  50. keerthana says:

    Hahahahahaahah..poodle is one intelligent female 😀

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  51. Bindu says:

    Haha… enjoyed that one (though I am not that fond of dogs… 🙂

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  52. anuglyhead says:

    Isnt this the cutest post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    My heart goes for the Labrador!

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  53. Balachandran says:

    Nothing more could make the day brighter for a dog-lover like me! German Shepherds have always been my favourite, but give me any dog, any day! 🙂

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    • Bikram says:

      Hello Sir, Thank you so much for taking time out reading what I have put. Good to see you here.
      YEs my favourite too, although I must say that I beleive what you have said is so true , give me any dog any day and it will make my day toooooooooo

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  54. Onkar says:

    Good pictures with a lot of variety

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  55. Andy says:

    Hello.
    Haha…this is too good! I love dogs…used to own 2 of them and can actually imagine some of them thinking like the quotes. You did a great job of matching up the photos. Awesome!
    Thanks for sharing & for all your visits.

    Thoughts Of Beauty In The Stillness Of Dawn…

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  56. simran kaur says:

    Amazing post with cute funny satire !! 😀

    Chihuahua…CUTEST ONE! 🙂
    Loved this post!!

    Cheers! 🙂

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  57. sm says:

    beautifully expressed to go with each dog pic

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  58. AlkaGurha says:

    Hilarious captions Bikram…

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  59. Hehehe… Hillarious post.

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  60. Priya says:

    Loved reading this Bikram 🙂 The pics are too cute.

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  61. atleast now i know some of the breed names i never knew before and called every other dog “firangi kutta” till date.. 😀

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  62. Nostalgic. I had a German Shepard, aptly named “Johnny” 😀

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  63. Shas says:

    Bow-wow…cute 🙂

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  64. Jacqueline says:

    loved allll….well said

    remindes me of my cocker….Mr. Mischief, robbing all the children’s balls

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