Archive for March, 2012

Right from the last almost two weeks I have been trying to keep it hidden, But today is the day when I can Finally say I GOT IT.. as of 1st april I shall be transferred over to a department which I have been longing to do for the last 4 years (will start work on 16th april over there).

As with the line of work I can’t disclose what it is , I am sure many of you would have already guessed it.

Due to the some of the problems I had two years ago ( The time when I should have actually got this) , I ended up messing up everything thanks to the person who put me into that SHITE at that time.  Life is funny but I do think that if one pursues what one wants with all heart and hard work  you can achieve what you want, Even if  other people (especially the ones who say they care for you and love you) do their best to ruin it for you. 

But anyway Thanks to THE ONE, for putting me through this, hope you realise one day what you have done, I also wish and pray that God DOESNOT give you the opportunity to Repent it too.

Hard work always pays , maybe late but it does pay, No matter how much, people do their best to make your life miserable and leave you standing alone knowing pretty well that they have let you down or MAYBE doing it deliberately at that precise moment was their sole Motive … BUT that has gone , Bad times have gone waving way to good times fingers crossed..

So Let me take this opportunity today to thank god almighty, Family and Friends who stood by me when the times were not good, to all the beautiful – lovely people who visit this blog. Making me smile all the time

A special Thank you to the one who listened to my Rants, Enquiring about me when I did not even know them properly , telling me all will be fine, You know Who you are. (let me be Sarcastic here , even though you don’t come to my blog often or comment in spite of me harassing you he he he he 🙂  )

Put it this way ladies and gentleman that all those whom I keep saying come to uk,  Let me say this to you that if you land near where I live, I might just be standing at the door of the plane to receive you If  I am working that day 🙂

I need all your best wishes and prayers please, So do send them my way, I need them all.

and shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  Keep it hush… 🙂

Thursday Challenge :-“THREE” (Triplets, Trio, Triptych, Triangle,…)

Pink trio

Three Cheers

Three + 1

Bhangra time

Bikramism’s Some questions 🙂 .. part 1.

Bikramism’s Some questions 🙂 .. part 2.

 

9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

The following is the comment that I got via a email in response the post And so it ended – The year was 1931, by Sukhwinder singh,  I could not reply to the question he has asked so I put it up as a post , so that my dear readers can reply to this please .. Thank you.

 

“Hello Bikramjit

I have been following your blog for almost more than a year now. This is the first time I have written to you.  The reason is that Often while reading some of your posts I have gone through the comments section just following your post.  The recent post on Bhagat singh had about 60 odd comments till the time I was writing this email and other than a few people many have not even answered the question you have asked.

Dont you think this is the attitude of the indian population in reality, No one has time to read about such people who are dead, who cares for them.  They are DEAD END OF.  I also went back to see a post where you had put a picture of a Women’s butt so many replied there.  Here you have written about a person who has helped us to get our freedom, Thats it,  Dont you think this is the mentality of indian people the BUTT is more inviting than reading about someone who is the reason why every indian now breathes in free air. Has a country to call his own…

A butt got more, than a post that talks of patriotism.

To answer you questions ..

jisme na nijh gaurav  na nijh desh ka abhiman hai woh nar nahin hai mritak hai nira Passu ke samaan hai..

You can see for yourself how much ABHIMAN an indian has in his own country , Sidhu is right on an average each indian is nothing but DEAD an ANIMAL 

When will the time come when we will all stand up together and do something , or have we gotten so shameless that we are not dreading the day when we will also reach where these martyrs are now looking down upon us, what will we say to them when they ask us “IS this why they gave their lives”..  HOW – WHAT will we say to them ….

Yes we have become shameless.. YOU ARE WRONG BIKRAM, to say that we will also reach where these martyrs are , NO SIR these martyrs are somewhere , a special place where Waheguru is taking care of them, WE will never be there as we have made our nation a hell hole.. and so to HELL we all shall go ..

When will the time come when indians will start to think that Time has come to re-sow the guns in our fields.. as the little Bhagat singh did ..   That will never come sir.. as indians are too biased the moment one person thinks of sowing a gun in the field they will grass you , so they are in the good books of the authorities. or worse still use that Gun to kill you so they can take over what you own.

Not just the netas majority of the indians also wake up on 23rd to know someone was hanged, majority say WHO BHAGAT SINGH and I doubt if anyone remember Sukhdev or Rajguru.. if people dont know about Bhagat singh what all will they know of the other two Desh bhagats.
14th february went by, majority of us celebrated it as the day of love, but there was history made on this day especially for us indians, let me ask a question how many can remember what it was that happened , this day years back..  and please no googling.. no shame in accepting if you dont know, I did not know about it myself sadly, But I wont forget it again that is for sure

I am sorry here Bikram, But reading your replies to the comments I think you have got it wrong, the judgement was delivered on  7 October 1930, sentencing Bhagat Singh, Sukhdev and Rajguru to death by hanging.  This judgement was of 300-pages saying that Bhagat Singh’s participation in the Saunders’ murder was the most serious and important fact proved against him and it was fully established by evidence.

On 14th february mercy appeal was filed before Irwin. An appeal was also sent to “desh ka sitara, Gandhi” by prisoners to intervene, Irvin had recorded the following lines on this

“While returning Gandhiji asked me if he could talk about the case of Bhagat Singh, because newspapers had come out with the news of his slated hanging on March 24th. It would be a very unfortunate day because on that day the new president of the Congress had to reach Karachi and there would be a lot of hot discussion. I explained to him that I had given a very careful thought to it but I did not find any basis to convince myself to commute the sentence. It appeared he found my reasoning weighty.”

This also adds to the conspiracy or the Truth how much Gandhi helped, Gandhi was more bothered of the karachi congress session which was to be held on 24th march the original day of hanging of the revolutionaries. No wonder he was shown black flags and boo’ed off in that session, He had no answer to the questions posed by the young indians.

We are a group who organise a Akhand Path  on the Death anniverasy of Shaheed Bhagat singh, Shaheed Sukhdev and Shaheed Rajguru each year on 23rd march, It would be a pleasure if on your visits you could come over ,  We also have similar Paths for other revolutionaries.

I hope and wish more indians know about them. Hopefully with the likes of you who are very active in the blog world more and more people will know about the revolutionaries.  I liked your post on the Slut walk you are right people have nothing better to do then go on these rally’s when the people who actually go through the pain still dont know what it was all about, Where were all these people on the black day in history of India did any of them even remember that the Freedom they have to go on such rally’s is all because of young revolutionaries who gave their life for the air of freedom ?

 

Inquilab zindabad…

 

Regards

Sukhwinder Singh.

Let us see how steadfast I am. One of my friends asked me to pray. When informed of my atheism, he said, “When your last days come, you will begin to believe.” I said, “No, dear sir, Never shall it happen. I consider it to be an act of degradation and demoralisation. For such petty selfish motives, I shall never pray.” Reader and friends, is it vanity? If it is, I stand for it…

That is what He believed in , Today the 23rd of march, 1931 Three freedom fighters of our great nation were EXCUTED by hanging until death by a government that ruled us for so many years,  Today was the day when the british raj was shown how we the youth of the our nation were no longer afraid to walk the talk ,  to walk up to that platform where we would KISS death and smilingly happily die for the nation, Hoping to be reborn YET AGAIN so we could try once again to free our great nation from the chains it was bound by..

Here we are in the year 2012 yet again on the same fateful day, how many of us remember the Brave three , the ones on this day gave their life in a hope for a better future for us , the US who don’t deserve this freedom, the US who have never ever done anything for our nation and probably will never do, the US who are hand in glove with the corrupt , the bad the traitors .. YES i call myself and others a traitor for  we are seeing all this happen in our nation yet we go about as if nothing has happened, we don’t bat an eyelid over what is going on …

Jo bhara nahin hai bhavon se 

behti jisme rasdhaar nahin

woh hridya nahin Pathar hai

jisme swadesh ka pyar nahin

(That heart that does not have emotions, that does not have BLOOD running, That is not a  heart  it is  Stone,  that doesnot have the love of Country in it)

 

jisme na nijh gaurav

na nijh desh ka abhiman hai

woh nar nahin hai

Passu hai nira Mritak ke samaan hai

(The one who has no self respect, or is proud of his country, that is not a MAN but a Dead person a ANIMAL they are)

When will the time come when we will all stand up together and do something , or have we gotten so shameless that we are not dreading the day when we will also reach where these martyrs are now looking down upon us, what will we say to them when they ask us “IS this why they gave their lives”..  HOW – WHAT will we say to them ..

When will the time come when indians will start to think that Time has come to re-sow the guns in our fields.. as the little Bhagat singh did ..

The reasons why the martyrs gave their life, the reason why they kissed the rope that was to go around their neck to hang them till death, we have forgotten all those reasons..  SO many years went by before the govt of india could decide to have a statue of Bhagat Singh, in the parliament, While the Chief ministers of some state have done nothing but put statues of themselves all over the state.

Come 22nd march they all run around cleaning those statues of  martyrs, and the irony is that, the one who comes to put a garland on these statues is a NETA, a khadi wearing politician who has tons of criminal cases against him/her. .. Sad is the situation that although our nation is free yet to get anything done we need to find a minister whose call will get the job done.

The only thing that has changed since independence is the color of the skin of the looters , it was white then Now its brown.

Here is something that I would love everyone to hear ,  Put the volume at normal and close your eyes Just listen..   a little tribute to the martyrs .. Hope we do something for them for our country which will make them proud of their fellow citizens , I know you all are very busy, but do spend some time listening , maybe it will wake us all up to do something someday.. just maybe

Scottish Celtic                                                                           English

Lay me doon in the caul caul groon                                     Lay me down in the cold cold ground
whaur afore monie mair huv gaun                                       where before many more have gone

when they come a wull staun ma groon                              When they come I will stand my ground..
staun ma groon                                                                        stand my ground
al nae be afraid                                                                        I will not be afraid

thought awe hame take awa ma fear                                   Thoughts of home  take away my fear
sweat an bluid hide ma veil awe tears                                 sweat and blood –  hide my viel of tears

ains a year say a prayer faur me                                Once a year  say a prayer for me
close yir een an remember me                                   CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REMEMBER ME 

nair main shall a see the sun                                                 Never more shall I see the SUN
for a fell tae a germans gun                                                   for I fell to a German’s gun

Lay me doon in the caul caul groon                                     Lay me down in the cold cold ground
whaur afore monie mair huv gaun                                       where before many more have gone

14th february went by, majority of us celebrated it as the day of love, but there was history made on this day especially for us indians, let me ask a question how many can remember what it was that happened , this day years back..  and please no googling.. no shame in accepting if you dont know, I did not know about it myself sadly, But I wont forget it again that is for sure.

I hope we can remember the martyrs just more than once in a year …

Ps:- The above poem is by MP Navjote Singh Sidhu, The ex cricketer.

PPS:- I have not done justice in the translation of the words so please bear with me , I am not that clever.. But I hope you get the jist of it what I am trying to say.

The Results of the previous post ..

 

1.

Do you see the arrow between the second “E” and “x” ??

I had never noticed this before. {but i will every time i see it NOW!}

2.

2nd and 3rd “t’s” are two people sharing a tortilla over a bowl of salsa.

3.

Probably the world’s most famous bike race. The “R” in “Tour” is a cyclist – yellow circle front wheel of bicycle.

This is what you get 🙂

All the best 🙂

Thank you all for participating and it seems Everyone has almost got the answers correct, So after much deliberation and talking to a couple of blogger friends , I thought The award will go ot the First Five who commented.

Clapssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss– Drummmm ROLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss… TAAAAAA DDDDAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1. Sunny
2. IHM
3. Rahul Aggarwal
4. My ERA
5. Bhavia

A special mention here for a very very very Innovative and a Reply which I am sure no one would have guessed ever .. I am going to cut paste it here

All the three logos have the name of chemical element in them.

Fedex – Fe – Ferrum

Tostitos – I – Iodine

Le tour de France – Fr – Francium

Specially the award goes to KIRTIVASAN

Thank you everyone for participating, Next contest coming out soon 🙂

What do you think about this Picture .. Any guesses … I am going to give a Award to the one who can Guess it honestly .. If more then One people , then I will do a Lotto to pick the name out.. I know I am a Miser I will give to only 5 people :) so get going … All the best ..

All the pictures below are genuine logo’s of reputed companies but they all have very unique interesting things to see in the Logo.. Can you see what it is .. AND NO CHEATING PLEASE 🙂

1.

Do  you see the arrow between the second “E”  and “x” ??

I had never noticed this before. {but i will every time i see it NOW!}

2.

2nd and  3rd “t’s”  are two people sharing a tortilla over a bowl of salsa.

3.

Probably  the world’s most famous bike race. The “R” in “Tour” is a cyclist –  yellow circle front wheel of bicycle.

This is what you get 🙂

All the best 🙂

Update:- I have put the replies I was expecting. Thank you all for participating and it seems Everyone has almost got the answers correct, So after much deliberation and talking to a couple of blogger friends , I thought The award will go ot the First Five who commented.

Clapssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss– Drummmm ROLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss… TAAAAAA DDDDAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1. Sunny
2. IHM
3. Rahul Aggarwal
4. My ERA
5. Bhavia

A special mention here for a very very very Innovative and a Reply which I am sure no one would have guessed ever .. I am going to cut paste it here

All the three logos have the name of chemical element in them.

          Fedex – Fe  – Ferrum

          Tostitos – I – Iodine

          Le tour de France – Fr – Francium

Specially the award goes to  KIRTIVASAN

Thank you everyone for participating, Next contest coming out soon 🙂

I have been tagged by some lovely people  🙂 Sandhya , Deboshree and Writer-z-block , and I have found them very interesting But that means I have answer 33 questions which is a big task now ..

The Rules come first:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged. (Lets see If i can manage to do that)
3. Tag eleven people and link to them on your post.
4. Let them know you’ve tagged them!

Sandhya’s Questions
1. Do you remember your first day in school?

No I dont remember the first day, But I do remember the first day when I went to hostel in class 5th, I was so exicted and could not wait for my parents to drop me and leave, yeah i did that. I could see my Mum and grand mother were in a somber mood, leaving the only male child out there alone ..

2. Your favourite song which you hum often.

I sing a lot of Folk songs, and Have a lot of favourite songs, cant see how I will be able to find one out of so many, just depends what mood I am in.

3. Which was your favourite subject in school?

English. The english teacher was a HOT lady, she knew she was .. It was a rush to the english class ot make sure to grab the first desk to sit.

4. Are you happy with yourself always, well… most of the time, for what you are today?

Yes I am very much happy with all that i have achieved or where I am at this juncture of my life, god has been very kind to me so far and I hope and pray he keeps his eyes on me as long as I live.

5. Role model in your life? 

I dont beleive in role models , as if we dig deep we can find enough wrong in all of them, So  I have always tried to live as my father taught me , Do what your heart says, listen to all, dont hurt anyone knowingly, jsut be a good human being and treat everyone as you would want to be treated.

6. Have you got the habit of cursing often?!

Yes I have and i regret it a lot, I cant seem to shake it off. I use the F word a lot. Anyone got any remedies that i can use to get it out of the system.

7. What do you do when you are very happy?

I thank god, Dance and jump about in gleee

8. Do you believe in God or destiny or luck?

I beleive that God is there but he has given the power to  make our own destiny by working hard,  not hurting others , I know everyone says that what has to happen will happen but we can change all that if we are true to ourself and are a good human being. For god helps those who help themselves.

9. Any regrets in life?

If you had asked me this question a couple of years back, I would have said yes but over time I have learned a lot maybe become maturer, so Now I dont regret anything after all, all the good times and the bad times have made me what I am now. So thanks to all those who have shown me good times and A BIG THANKS to those who have brought bad times in my life, because OF them I know what good times are ..

10. A sweet memory which you talk about often?

I talk a lot about my friends and I remember one incident when I was alone surrounded by people ready to bash me up and Babbar my friend came and stood there by my side, without me calling him. It takes guts to stand by your friends right or wrong and I can never forget it. To me it is a sweet memory as that’s what we knew when we were growing up, standing for each other. Punjab was a bad place in those days.


11. Do you think you are a good son, daughter, brother, sister, spouse, parent? Mark yourself, if you can!

No I am not, I have a lot to do , to be a good son, there are a few things that I need to do. I am trying hard to get them all done, One of the regrets is that my father is no more and he has not been able to enjoy my success as much. I hope that I am able to make my parents, siblings, friends , all who come to my blog, people who care for me Proud of me someday or at least not do anything that will make them sad they know me.

Deboshree‘s Questions.

1. Which is your favourite blog post? Why is that so?

Post of Bhagat singh and other people who fought for our freedom , giving the supreme sacrifice , which NONE of the current lot of politicians can boast of.

2. If you could choose again, which is the profession you would choose for yourself?

I would try to get into army , indian army again as I have always wanted to join it, could not manage to do so

3. Do you believe in ghosts? If yes, briefly tell us about an encounter.

No I don’t believe in Ghosts…. (that was easy he he he )

4. If it could be anywhere at all, where would you want to win a paid-vacation to? (I am not sponsoring it by the way.)

Now this is cheating and not fair , ask us a question make us dream and then no sponsors 😦 …  I want to go to florida to Disneyland 🙂

5. How do you ward off an irritating customer care call? Or do you straight away press the End Button?

I press the end button simple, not that hard.

6. Which is the best book you have ever read?

Gosh, I cant remember that.  You can well imagine how seriously i read them 🙂

7. Do you have a dream in the closet? Something you wish you could get back to doing / start doing?

Yes I have a dream and I am working towards it.

8. What scares you the most?

Letting the name of my family down.

9. In one word, what is your current state of mind?

HAPPYYYYYYYLISCIOUSSSSSSSSSSS

10. How do you ward off anxiety? Or, what is the one stressbuster that mostly works for you?

I go for a run, sweat it out.

11. What do you ask people to initiate small talk, say on a long-haul flight or a train ride?

Oye, bikram here,  GAL KARNI HAI KE NAHIN.. ( ARE you going to talk to me or not !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )

Writer-z-block‘s Questions

1. If you were crowned ‘Ms/Mr/Mrs/etc’ World, how would you start your ‘thank you’ speech?

Why thank you,  they should thank me that I participated in the competition, else they would have had to crown someone else, and FIND that Bikram did not even participate, so much shame for the organisers..

2. If you had to turn yourself into a cartoon character, who/what would you choose?

SIMBA…

3. What would be your response to a troll comment like ‘Your blog is utter crap!‘?

Thank you. Dont visit Crap blog again, as you know who loves living in filthy crap places 🙂

4. If you found a bag of cash (huge cash), what would you do? Take it to the police station, keep it for yourself, or any other option?

Depends how much is this huge cash.. if it is anything above a few tens million pounds Keep it to myself for sure , lucky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 🙂  anything less than that now worth the hassle.

5. Describe your first poo/wee accident as a child. Ha ha ha!:wicked: If you don’t remember, then just invent one!

How do I invent one …

6. If someone pays you a million dollars to watch a scary horror film, sitting ALONE in a graveyard at midnight, would you do it?

Definitely, find a DONOR .. me game for it but i will take CASH 🙂

7. What is your one piece of advice to Rahul Baba (Gandhi)?

GO find a proper job and WORK…

8. If you could banish the Bacchhan parivaar, where would you send them?

Anywhere but EARTH

9. What is your proudest moment?

When I went to pick up my parents from the airport and they came to live in MY house…

10. What is your most romantic moment?

ooooooooooohh that would be telling .. waiting for it to happen..

11. And finally (phew), if you had a time machine, which year would you transport yourself to, and why?

anytime before 2006 as I met someone who doesn’t deserve a single day of care in that year, life was a BLISS before that .. that would do..

RIGHT now my chance to ask phewwwwwwwwwww….

1.  What is it that you love to do, most, and would rather spend your time doing it?

2.What do you think others think of you?

3.Where do you see yourself end the next 10 years.

4. What is one quality of yours you admire the most.

5. Have you played a trick on someone that went bad, What is it.

6.Who would you say made you who you are today (other than your parents, if that is what you would answer :) )

7. What gives you joy?

8.Who is your favourite hero and Why.

9.Why do you blog.

10.Do you believe in love stories , if yes why 🙂

11.Tell us an incident that you remember always.

Phew 11 done..

Now the hardest part which is to tag 11 people , finding those who have not been tagged is a big big task..  Anyway here they are ..  I have tried tagging those who have not been tagged, But If I have still done it then I am SORRY 🙂 but only 11 more to answer is not a big thing .. so GO for it guys …

1.  Tanishka
2.  Punam
3.  Rahul Aggarwal
4.  Sapna
5.  Puja
6. Cynosure
7. Harman
8.  R-A-J
9. The British Asian Blog
10. Ashwini C. N.
11. Rachna

I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that for some time now I have not been putting the musical Mondays post ..  I thought, I will start all over again the series, Will put songs that are my favourites and those that I listen every now and then ..

The first one that came to my mind was this song , It reminds me because I was in Bsc first year when I had heard this one at a friend’s place in panchkula india , on one of those BIG cassette players , this was the only song on the cassette, I immediately made a copy of it..  Those friends are not there with me now, we have all moved and parted ways to pursue our careers , The guy I took the song from is in australia somewhere ..

It seems to be a sad song but an emotional one too.. Have a listen and tell me does it not remind you of your childhood days , those friends that have parted .. wish I can rewind it back to meet them all once again .. wherever you are all of you God bless you all … Take care of yourself people ..

To all the Friends that we have parted with …

I have made some beautiful friends, I love you and think of all of you everyday .. This is also for all my blogger friends who have become part of family now.. Thanks for being there

Goodbye to you my trusted friend
we’ve known each other since we were nine or ten
together we’ve climbed hills and trees
learned of love and ABCs skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend it’s hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky now that the spring is in the air
pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I’ll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun but the hills that we climbed were just seasons out of time

Goodbye Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I got along.

Goodbye Papa, it’s hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them I’ll be there.
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone.
We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons have all gone.

Goodbye Michelle, my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time when I was down
You would always come around And get my feet back on the ground.

Goodbye Michelle, it’s hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers everywhere
I wish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the stars we could reach Were just starfish on the beach.
We had joy, we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the stars we could reach Were just starfish on the beach.
We had joy, we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the wine and the song Like the seasons have all gone
All our lives we had fun We had seasons in the sun But the hills that we climbed Were just seasons out of time

Seasons in the Sun” was a worldwide hit song for Terry Jacks in 1974.

HAVE A GREAT WEEK AHEAD FOLKS … enjoy…

Here is a question.. Who did you remember Listening to the song .. Tell me , did it remind you of someone special , a long lost friend , or of those beautiful days .. Go on Share it with us all.. Its always good to remember the Good days .. Keep smiling people

  Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
  Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to Mark too.
  Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
   Rottweiler: Make me.   Dare Ya!!!!
  Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
  German Shepherd:I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
  Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
  Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or ‘We don’t need no stinking light bulb.’
  Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
  Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
  Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
   Poodle:I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it.. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

PS:- Pictures courtsey – Google.

UPDATE:- sorry I might have misled everyone here .. This came as a email to me , I just put some pictures to it .. Sorry My bad