DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS

Posted: February 15, 2012 in Bikramism, emails, Feeling Funny, Funny Life, Hilarious, Humour
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Right here is something to laugh about , I hope you guys have fun reading as much as I have…

 

I have been in a funny mood for some reason , dont know the reason why it is nothing special has happened,  We all talk about intelligence, little kids asking funny questions from parents,  we all have to reply to their questions very carefully. SO what did a father come up with when

A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?

The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.” .. .I am sure he does .. what an intelligent answer there …

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‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce Court Judge said, And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’

‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’

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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, Took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks  of your wife at all.’

Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really Good with the kids.’

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.   The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’
The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’

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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?’   The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’
‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.

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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of  lightning, accompanied by  even more thunder rumbling in the distance…

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, ‘Well, she’s there.’

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Hope you all had a nice laugh and smiled.. Smiling is goood .. so keeep smiling All of you .. have a great rest of the week and weekend .. God bless

Pic. courtsey Google.

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Comments
  1. Tanishka says:

    Lol… I like the 1st one the most… 😀

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  2. anisnest says:

    the second one cracked me up totally 😀 😀 😀
    rest of them are equally good..

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  3. Great to have a bit of humour from you. Really had a good laugh….

    Funny funny guy!!

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  4. Raj says:

    Absolutely hilarious. Very witty and I had a hearty laugh. 🙂 Great stuff.

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  5. NRIGirl says:

    Sure, that was funny. My fav is the 1st one. Thank you for sharing.

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  6. bhargavi says:

    lol ! I needed that laugh badly.. Good ones ,Bikram!

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  7. Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction 🙂

    Destination Infinity

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  8. Punam J R says:

    Really needed these, Bikram!!
    Thanks for sharing.

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  9. Padmaja says:

    Sometimes, a smile can bring in miracles! Your post would have brought many smiles today, isnt that enough for you to smile today 🙂

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  10. Good one Bikram. Liked it!!

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  11. sm says:

    lol
    very intelligent

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  12. summerscript says:

    hahaha 😀
    Second one was too good 🙂

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  13. Bhagyashree says:

    🙂 Good that u r in a good mood, means we too get to be in the good mood 😉

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  14. Sandhya says:

    Had a good laugh! I liked the first one a lot!

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  15. Sapna says:

    haha nice! I am in office smiling to myself after reading this and ppl here are wondering whats wrong with me!

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  16. Ashwathy says:

    Hahahah “well she’s there” is the best one!! 😆

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  17. Lol! The first two were totally smart and funny! 😀 Others were great too 🙂 Thanks for the share, Bikram!

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  18. Smita says:

    lol!! I loved the judge one & the last one the most 😀

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  19. Rachna says:

    Very good. Very funny :).

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  20. Rahul says:

    Humor s welcome any time:) nice ones!

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  21. Varsha says:

    hah hah…rib ticklers!

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  22. AlkaGurha says:

    The blond jokes never end do they….? You made me smile..

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  23. obsessivemom says:

    Made me smile in the middle of a not-so-good day.. thank you.

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  24. Kunal says:

    I like the reply by the blond girl the most… ‘Just a minute’ Haha…

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  25. Deeps says:

    Hahaha, I sure did have a hearty laugh, Bik! 🙂

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  26. Krishna says:

    nice one…

    and thanks for visiting and leaving inspiring comment

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  27. Novroz says:

    hahahaha….thank you for this… all the storids are very funny. You put smile on my face.

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  28. Yuvika says:

    ha ha ha – thank you for the laughter dose!

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  29. Sara no "H" says:

    The last one reminds me of my mom. She is always saying “I’m glad it’s not storming or I would be hit by lightning” ha ha. 🙂

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  30. R-A-J says:

    Ha ha ha.. hillarious stuff!!! 😀

    I think the blonde thing happened to me once.. and no, I’m not blond!! 😀

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  31. R. Ramesh says:

    hahahah…thanks biks for making us laugh with these crispy jolly ones:)

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  32. Ashwini C N says:

    A Good collection. Made me smile 🙂 The first one would walk away with the honors I Guess 🙂

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  33. anuglyhead says:

    heheheheheheh looooved it…especially the judge and the doctor one 😛

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  34. You should do more of such posts! Super fun 🙂

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  35. Deepa says:

    naicee. .. made me smile

    btw, the first one reminds me of smthg Calvin’s dad would come up with

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  36. Deepa says:

    just read ur previous post …

    its almost in man’s lust for his comfort, he has lost the thing called humanit … the thing that differentiates humans and asuras

    well .. this is kali yuga .. and there is worse to come

    going by mythology, kali yuga is at its worst when the 4 pillars of dharma are down .. and right now, we are in an age where 3 are down and the 4th has started to crumble.

    i know i sound lost … but in a hurry to finish smhtg

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  37. harman says:

    love the blondy ..reminds me of walmart gurl who dint understand TOWEL lol
    A blonde she was,,,
    love her reply…
    even the one on intelligence ..why do men underestimate women?
    brains,,,lol why the hell get attracted then,,,this is ” pakka Nishani” of men with-out brains to gt attracted to females..Do we need another proof??
    ..

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  38. You have been on the sense of humor train lately. Nice 😀

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  39. b k chowla says:

    Bikram, after reading serious blogs,it is such a releief reading humour.
    Great

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  40. LOL…A treat on a boring boring day…:)

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  41. Nirvana says:

    HAhahaha!!! Exactly what I needed on a cold Friday morning – thank you for all the laughs… I now have to go for a meeting, and I can’t stop laughing… 🙂

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  42. Sakhi says:

    😆 😆 thanks for the smile 🙂

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  43. Funny indeed!

    Btw, the comment system on my blog has been acting weird lately and specifically your comments, among others seem to disappear! I have written to intensedebate and am hoping that this is momentary.

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  44. Bhavia says:

    the blonde joke!! 😀

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  45. zephyr says:

    Thanks for lightening the mood of sombre days, my friend. 🙂

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  46. Bikram I am sure you were smiling when you posted these 🙂

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  47. Jo says:

    Hahaha! Thanks for the laughter shots… Loved the second one the most 🙂

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  48. sub says:

    lol..those were really funny…thanks for sharing 🙂

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  49. Dhanya says:

    Always nice to read some good jokes ! Thanks for sharing. Lol-ing out here 😀

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  50. absolutely brilliant. super like and a 5 star 🙂

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  51. irfaan says:

    hahaa…..and i liked the 1st one most….and my little one preferred to take that from his mom bcoz he couldn’t find it in me 🙂

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  52. manchitra says:

    Bikram, Enjoyed the fun.
    You will know why I am absent here once you read my post..See you . Miss you all.
    tc. Enjoy your weekend too.

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  53. Writerzblock says:

    Ha ha, nice post for a Friday.

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  54. keerthana says:

    Hehehe..but most of them are taunting the wife :D..has your wife read this?

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  55. u made me LOL!.,Enjoyed reading all

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  56. Shobha says:

    Loved reading them… here’s one more.

    When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school each day,” said a father to his son who was complaining about walking to school.
    The son replied, “Yeah, and when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
    kids these days are smart !

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  57. Hi Bikram – great stuff. I’ve been seen your name popping up in a lot of blogs I read and thought I must connect. Looking forward to reading your blog.

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    • Bikram says:

      Hello corinne, welcome ot this blog, thank you for visiting. Yeah i have seen your comments too at blogs i visit. Thank you for reading my posts, good to see you here so do keep visiting …

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  58. sakha says:

    lol…we laughed…me and my little one…

    great stuff Bikram… I liked the one about the man and pastor the best…………..

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  59. My era says:

    Thank you for sharing smiles 😀
    Enjoyed them all 😀 😀

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  60. Onkar says:

    Great jokes. You made my Sunday

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  61. Saritha says:

    Ha ha ha .I keep on hearing such questions from the kids,sometime i forget only what they ask,i should start writing them in a book….

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  62. simran kaur says:

    You rocks! 🙂

    Liked first one the most 😀

    LOL!

    Added a laughter to my day..Thanks..
    KS 🙂

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  63. Tomz says:

    ha ha ha..surely i had fun reading all those

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  64. Cynosure says:

    hahaha…nice one… 🙂

    anyways BIKRAM…I Got an award for you… 🙂

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  65. renu says:

    Lol:)..second one I liked most.

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  66. Bikram, just to let you know that your comments still keep disappearing on my posts! I’ve written to intensedebate and they have not given an ETA for this error yet…… am told that wordpress logins could trigger such errors and hence request you to try commenting once without the wordpress logins!

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  67. Akriti Bahal says:

    Haha! It really was a laugh-a-thon! For me too, first one it was! 😉

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  68. Androgoth says:

    Thank you for the giggles Bickram I am definitely in need
    of a good laugh 🙂 Have a really great Tuesday and don’t be
    over-doing-it-on-those-yummy-pancakes either 😉 🙂 lol

    Androgoth

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  69. racahs says:

    Hilarious indeed.. little bit of splashes of laughter are all needed in life 🙂 Thanks for such lovely moments…

    Weakest LINK

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  70. Swaram says:

    Ayyo I hv a comedian right here who keeps maaring such punch dialogues every day 😛

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  71. Deboshree says:

    Thanks for making me laugh… a very entertaining post Bikram!

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  72. Rek says:

    Where on earth do you manage to come across these little gems?….thanks for the laughs. Enjoy your week.

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  73. I loved all of them..especially the father and son conversation….hillarious…lovely

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  74. aneeta says:

    Hahaha..vadiya:)

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  75. tara says:

    haha loved the intelligence one the most !!

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  76. teamgsquare says:

    Ha Ha … liked the first one and wizard one most .

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  77. Nirvana says:

    Awesome collection, Bikram! Had read some of these earlier, but laughed at each of them again!!

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  78. sumukhbansal says:

    liked all…

    nice read..

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  79. Shail says:

    Really funny…and good ones… I am Reading after a long time…it’s refreshing reading u as always

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  80. Amusement is a serious business.

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  81. radha says:

    It is always good to have a few laughs.

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  82. Had enough smiles reading them.Luvd the first one. Share this post-like often

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  83. Sunny says:

    Thank you for sharing these, Bikram. Some nice ones. Second one was my favourite, but they all made me smile.

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