Right here is something to laugh about , I hope you guys have fun reading as much as I have…
I have been in a funny mood for some reason , dont know the reason why it is nothing special has happened, We all talk about intelligence, little kids asking funny questions from parents, we all have to reply to their questions very carefully. SO what did a father come up with when
A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did my intelligence come from?‘
The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.” .. .I am sure he does .. what an intelligent answer there …
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‘Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’ the divorce Court Judge said, And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,’
‘That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ‘And every now and then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.’
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, Took the husband aside, and said, ‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’
Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ‘But she’s a great cook and really Good with the kids.’
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, ‘Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.’
The old man says without hesitation, ‘I now pronounce you man and wife.’
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ‘Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?’ The agent replies, ‘Just a minute.’
‘Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance…
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, ‘Well, she’s there.’
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Hope you all had a nice laugh and smiled.. Smiling is goood .. so keeep smiling All of you .. have a great rest of the week and weekend .. God bless
Pic. courtsey Google.
Lol… I like the 1st one the most… 😀
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Hey tan how are you. Long time good to see you. Glad you liked the jokes…
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the second one cracked me up totally 😀 😀 😀
rest of them are equally good..
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Thank you .. Thats the idea to crack up..
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Great to have a bit of humour from you. Really had a good laugh….
Funny funny guy!!
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Thank you I had written enough serious posts. Maybe thats why no one was commenting he he he so thought of lightening the mood a bit.
I myselflove to laugh so why not make others laugh toooo…
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No one was commenting? Lol you really are funny 😉
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yeah 🙂
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Absolutely hilarious. Very witty and I had a hearty laugh. 🙂 Great stuff.
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Thank you. Glad you had fun reading.. Laughter is the best medicine…
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Sure, that was funny. My fav is the 1st one. Thank you for sharing.
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Thank you for coming over and reading them. Glad you liked them
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lol ! I needed that laugh badly.. Good ones ,Bikram!
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glad it made you smile and laugh.. thats the idea 🙂
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Sometimes, truth is funnier than fiction 🙂
Destination Infinity
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I know he he he he 🙂 I like that , its a joke too in context to the jokes 🙂
Thanks D I
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Really needed these, Bikram!!
Thanks for sharing.
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My pleasure Punam .. glad you liked them
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Sometimes, a smile can bring in miracles! Your post would have brought many smiles today, isnt that enough for you to smile today 🙂
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Yes you are right. Smile and the world smiles ..
I am smiling toooo.. 😀
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Good one Bikram. Liked it!!
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Thank you so much. 🙂
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lol
very intelligent
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Thanks SM.
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hahaha 😀
Second one was too good 🙂
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🙂 glad you liked them.
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🙂 Good that u r in a good mood, means we too get to be in the good mood 😉
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he he he , glad i could make you into happy mood.. the pleasure is all mine
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Had a good laugh! I liked the first one a lot!
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Thank you sandhya bhen , I ma happy you liked them and it made you laugh.
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haha nice! I am in office smiling to myself after reading this and ppl here are wondering whats wrong with me!
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He he he.. Good good sapna.. Cut paste email them let them have a laugh toooo….
Thank you.
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Hahahah “well she’s there” is the best one!! 😆
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I gues the lightening and thundering proved it that she is there hw he he he…
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Lol! The first two were totally smart and funny! 😀 Others were great too 🙂 Thanks for the share, Bikram!
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You are always welcome, my pleasure always
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lol!! I loved the judge one & the last one the most 😀
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Thank you smita.
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Very good. Very funny :).
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🙂 Thanks Rachna
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Humor s welcome any time:) nice ones!
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indeed that why they say laughter is the best medicine ..
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hah hah…rib ticklers!
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he he he he
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The blond jokes never end do they….? You made me smile..
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no they dont, its like the sardar jokes tooo.. they are funny.
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Made me smile in the middle of a not-so-good day.. thank you.
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You are always welcome .. and take care and SMILE the not so good day will become a GOOOOOD day 🙂
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I like the reply by the blond girl the most… ‘Just a minute’ Haha…
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yeah I wonder how she will react when travelling that distance .. 🙂 that minute will be a long longgggggggggggg minute
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Hahaha, I sure did have a hearty laugh, Bik! 🙂
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Hey Deeps.. Good one 🙂 glad you had a hearty laugh
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nice one…
and thanks for visiting and leaving inspiring comment
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Welcome here and thank you for coming over. do keep visiting.
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hahahaha….thank you for this… all the storids are very funny. You put smile on my face.
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You are welcome. Glad i could put a smile on your face .. smiling is gooood 🙂
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ha ha ha – thank you for the laughter dose!
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Welcome always .. Thank you for reading and finding them funny.
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The last one reminds me of my mom. She is always saying “I’m glad it’s not storming or I would be hit by lightning” ha ha. 🙂
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🙂 Thank you Sara.
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Ha ha ha.. hillarious stuff!!! 😀
I think the blonde thing happened to me once.. and no, I’m not blond!! 😀
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🙂 I hope not … thank you so much R-A-J, I loved your dubai article makes me wanna go there now
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hahahah…thanks biks for making us laugh with these crispy jolly ones:)
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Hello Ramsesh sir glad you like the jokes
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A Good collection. Made me smile 🙂 The first one would walk away with the honors I Guess 🙂
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Thank you so much …
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heheheheheheh looooved it…especially the judge and the doctor one 😛
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Hey good to see you here.. Thank you for visiting.
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You should do more of such posts! Super fun 🙂
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Yes will do for sure.. Thank you for visiting and reading 🙂
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naicee. .. made me smile
btw, the first one reminds me of smthg Calvin’s dad would come up with
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Thank you so much, glad it made you smile
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just read ur previous post …
its almost in man’s lust for his comfort, he has lost the thing called humanit … the thing that differentiates humans and asuras
well .. this is kali yuga .. and there is worse to come
going by mythology, kali yuga is at its worst when the 4 pillars of dharma are down .. and right now, we are in an age where 3 are down and the 4th has started to crumble.
i know i sound lost … but in a hurry to finish smhtg
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yeah you are right , we have lost the thing to be called human..
No u dont sound lost at all I understand what you are saying …
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love the blondy ..reminds me of walmart gurl who dint understand TOWEL lol
A blonde she was,,,
love her reply…
even the one on intelligence ..why do men underestimate women?
brains,,,lol why the hell get attracted then,,,this is ” pakka Nishani” of men with-out brains to gt attracted to females..Do we need another proof??
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I rememebr that towel episode you had written about 🙂 ..
no no No proof required .. you made it pretty clear now
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You have been on the sense of humor train lately. Nice 😀
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he he he he 🙂
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Bikram, after reading serious blogs,it is such a releief reading humour.
Great
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Haanji chowla sir, you saw i like to smile and laugh.. last few post had been a bit serious … Thank you
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LOL…A treat on a boring boring day…:)
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🙂 greatttttttttt thank you
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HAhahaha!!! Exactly what I needed on a cold Friday morning – thank you for all the laughs… I now have to go for a meeting, and I can’t stop laughing… 🙂
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hmmm good, now you can tell some of these jokes someone to make them smile too pass it on 🙂 Thank you for reading these .. Hope you had a good meeting
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😆 😆 thanks for the smile 🙂
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oh ho Thank you for reading ..
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🙂
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I gues you liked them he he he he e:)
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i’m a sucker for jokes…
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Greatttttttttttt 🙂 anything that makes one laugh …
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Funny indeed!
Btw, the comment system on my blog has been acting weird lately and specifically your comments, among others seem to disappear! I have written to intensedebate and am hoping that this is momentary.
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Dont worry about that Rakesh sir, comments will come , you know i come to your blog and read what you write 🙂
Thank you.
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the blonde joke!! 😀
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ONE minute 🙂
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Thanks for lightening the mood of sombre days, my friend. 🙂
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Thank you mam for taking out time reading these , Glad you thought this way and it lightened your mood , always my pleasure
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Bikram I am sure you were smiling when you posted these 🙂
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I am usually always smiling , but these ones made me laugh too so i though of sharing how you enjoyed reading them IHM 🙂
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Hahaha! Thanks for the laughter shots… Loved the second one the most 🙂
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Thank you for reading them and good to see you here after ages .. long time how are you doing
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lol..those were really funny…thanks for sharing 🙂
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Thanks for reading them sir, good to see you here after long. How have you beeen.
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Always nice to read some good jokes ! Thanks for sharing. Lol-ing out here 😀
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You are so very welcome.. glad you liked the jokes …
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absolutely brilliant. super like and a 5 star 🙂
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yayyyyyyyyyy 5 starsssssss 🙂 wow thank you thank you …
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hahaa…..and i liked the 1st one most….and my little one preferred to take that from his mom bcoz he couldn’t find it in me 🙂
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Irfan good the little one liked it tooo 🙂 thank you.
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Bikram, Enjoyed the fun.
You will know why I am absent here once you read my post..See you . Miss you all.
tc. Enjoy your weekend too.
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Yes i read , you been busy busy busy … dont worry as and when you get time .. Take care and enjoy and have a great weekend tooo 🙂
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Ha ha, nice post for a Friday.
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Hello Pal, how are you doing.
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Fine danke 🙂
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🙂
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Hehehe..but most of them are taunting the wife :D..has your wife read this?
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Oh ho come on dont be lieke that , forget the controversary .. jsut enjoy the joke 🙂
I hide my blogs from her .. need foood you seee he he he he he 🙂
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u made me LOL!.,Enjoyed reading all
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Thank you so much.. good to see you here .. do keep visiting , I too love reading all the resipes that you put up.
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Loved reading them… here’s one more.
When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school each day,” said a father to his son who was complaining about walking to school.
The son replied, “Yeah, and when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
kids these days are smart !
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he he he he 🙂 indeed kids are veyr very smart .. good reply that one
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Hi Bikram – great stuff. I’ve been seen your name popping up in a lot of blogs I read and thought I must connect. Looking forward to reading your blog.
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Hello corinne, welcome ot this blog, thank you for visiting. Yeah i have seen your comments too at blogs i visit. Thank you for reading my posts, good to see you here so do keep visiting …
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lol…we laughed…me and my little one…
great stuff Bikram… I liked the one about the man and pastor the best…………..
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he he he yayyyyyyy thats the idea to have a laugh:) thank you.
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Thank you for sharing smiles 😀
Enjoyed them all 😀 😀
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Hey glad, good ot see you here 🙂
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Great jokes. You made my Sunday
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Thank you onkar sir…
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Ha ha ha .I keep on hearing such questions from the kids,sometime i forget only what they ask,i should start writing them in a book….
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Well next time jot them down .. and then poist them for all of us to have laugh toooo 🙂
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You rocks! 🙂
Liked first one the most 😀
LOL!
Added a laughter to my day..Thanks..
KS 🙂
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THank you simran, I am glad it made you smile .. Laughter is good 🙂
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ha ha ha..surely i had fun reading all those
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Thank you Tomz, glad you had fun.. reading them
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hahaha…nice one… 🙂
anyways BIKRAM…I Got an award for you… 🙂
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🙂 glad you liked then sir .. and thank you for the AWARD yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy . Glad you think my blog is worth the award.
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Lol:)..second one I liked most.
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THank you. 🙂
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Bikram, just to let you know that your comments still keep disappearing on my posts! I’ve written to intensedebate and they have not given an ETA for this error yet…… am told that wordpress logins could trigger such errors and hence request you to try commenting once without the wordpress logins!
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OK I will try logging as something else and putting a comment lets see if that works 🙂
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Haha! It really was a laugh-a-thon! For me too, first one it was! 😉
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Thank you os much glad you liked them and had a laugh …
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Thank you for the giggles Bickram I am definitely in need
of a good laugh 🙂 Have a really great Tuesday and don’t be
over-doing-it-on-those-yummy-pancakes either 😉 🙂 lol
Androgoth
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Hello Andro. Thank you for the wishes hope your tuesday is goingon great tooooo 🙂 yes had pancakes today and they were yummmyyyyy …
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Hilarious indeed.. little bit of splashes of laughter are all needed in life 🙂 Thanks for such lovely moments…
Weakest LINK
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THank you so much.. yes laughter is the best medicine they say .. 🙂
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Ayyo I hv a comedian right here who keeps maaring such punch dialogues every day 😛
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he he he well put them up for all of us to enjoy 🙂
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Thanks for making me laugh… a very entertaining post Bikram!
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You are always welcome Deb’s , its always good to laugh .. Thank you for reading and enjoying it
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Where on earth do you manage to come across these little gems?….thanks for the laughs. Enjoy your week.
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From here and there 🙂 and then i put them on my blog to gain all the praise he he hehe .. you are always welcome and keep laughing
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I loved all of them..especially the father and son conversation….hillarious…lovely
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Hey how are you doing .. good to see you here after ages now …
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lol 🙂
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🙂 glad you liked then and made you smile …
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Hahaha..vadiya:)
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thank QUE… shukriya dhanwaad how is india .. having funnnnnnnnnnn
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haha loved the intelligence one the most !!
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Welcome here .. thank you so much.. glad you liked the jokes
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Ha Ha … liked the first one and wizard one most .
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Thank you so much for enjoying this post 🙂
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Awesome collection, Bikram! Had read some of these earlier, but laughed at each of them again!!
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Thank you , yeah i also got these in a email so thought of sharing ..
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liked all…
nice read..
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Thank you so much.. and welcome here .. Do keep visting
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Really funny…and good ones… I am Reading after a long time…it’s refreshing reading u as always
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GLad you had fun reading the jokes , Thank you so much 🙂 yeah and good ot see you here after long
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Amusement is a serious business.
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he he he it is for sure and its quiet relieving tooo seeing so many smily faces 🙂 thank you.
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It is always good to have a few laughs.
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It definitely is .. Smile and the world smiles with you is what i beleive in .. 🙂
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Had enough smiles reading them.Luvd the first one. Share this post-like often
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Thank you so much , glad you had smiles reading them 🙂 as i had fun posting them too
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Thank you for sharing these, Bikram. Some nice ones. Second one was my favourite, but they all made me smile.
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Hey how you doing . Thank you for visiting good ot see you here ..
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