5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
and this I am told is a scientific true .. 🙂
6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Dont you think they should be able to KNOW what the number are or sorry sorry WILL be .. what good are the psychic powers.. wish i could have them for a week then win the Lotto .. don’t need to do anything after that do I 🙂
7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
JLT – Just like that I was thinking .. should the abbreviation for the word abbreviated be smaller than this .. moreover difficult spellings I had to do a spell check to make sure I don’t spell it wrong…
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
Now tell me that .. if they are doing a PRACTISE then when will they actually work.. and also are we the humans who they need to practice upon… then who will they ACTUALLY work upon.. I think they have got it wrong .. 🙂
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In PART 1 a friend asked this question ,…..
Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol ?
PS:- Important request ..
One of the bloggers who I read and follow is Partha Sir, He writes some beautiful stories on Blog called Random Thoughts. This blog is registered on networked blogs on Facebook HERE, for some reason there is another blogger who has registered this blog in her name or is trying to , I have no clue why someone would do this. So My request is that can you please go and Vote for the author of this blog as Partha sir. The link to that is http://www.networkedblogs.com/blog/randomthought ..
Hmm..Really thoughtful questions..!
1st and 2nd left me wondering!
Nice 🙂
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Thank you simran. Glad you liked the questions…
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These have set me thinking! When are the answers–if any–coming up? 😉
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There are no answers as such .. just thought of asking as I dont know what to reply …
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good questions.
no one got no powers its all Matka which some times come true and innocent people think he got the power.
like your questions.
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So very true although there are some genuine ones.. I say that cause I experienced something will write about it some day..when I am more sure…
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🙂
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Thank you thank you.. I was just reading your story. The comeback .. Will comment tooooo…
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I think I read these a long time ago. I suppose we are all made up of contradictions and all we do is ‘practice’ in pretty much everything we do 🙂
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hmmm yeah i suppose so … Thank you and good to see you here …
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Quiet funny (though some of them especially from the part 1 of this post really needs lot more pondering !).
Btb did u not know the physic powers don’t work on self 😉
On the doctors – r u sure they got it wrong, may be it is intentional 🙂
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hmmm that clever reply it doenot work on self but they can always ask another psychic to work on them …
ooooh hmmm yeah makes sense if it is intentional they can always say oh they tried if things went wrong …
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Never knew of 5th question. And Q 8 is scarry. If the doctors want to practice what they learnt on us! Is that the reason for wrong medicines and surgeries 🙂
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maybe yes , thats the reason who knows 🙂 but i wonder when will they NOT practise on us anymore …
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I knowwwww why do doctors call it practice …so scary , are they practicing on patients…tho doctor kab banenge? And abbreviation …haha …nice point!
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wohi to.. thats why i dont go.. i will go once they are not practising anymore and actually know what they are doing 🙂
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Agree with Satya that the ‘practice’ part could be intentional 🙂 There is an abbreviation for the word in the dictionary abbr. though MS word would not allow you to use it 😀
To answer the question of the commenter to the first part: We are always busy correcting others forgetting that we can’t see our own backs and so don’t know what muck is stuck there. So we have mothers stopping their kids from watching TV while not taking their eyes off the soap.
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hmmmm is there now i did not know that .. learn something new each day 🙂
yes os true on the reply .. we are asking the kids to stop eating junk food when we ourself are having a drink that is not good for health …
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Lovely questions…waiting for the great and appealing answers…love you Bikram.
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Well well One question you shud have answere Dr. Ji 🙂 he he he and good to see you here after so long .. thank you…
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very witty questions..liked them..
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Thank you Mam.. 🙂
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Intersting! Loved that practice one!
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Thank you so much… Glad you liked it
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Bikram, you sure have a lot of aces up your sleeve to bowl us over:) Very insightful!
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Rahul no no Its nothing to do with me, its what i hear or listen and use them now and then .. I am not clever you see he he he he
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Loved all of them.. yes never thought of asking these q s even once before! Psychics probably see that they are not going to win the lottery so they dont try I think:-)
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I hope a psychic can tell me when i will win or at least tell the numbers which will win for me 🙂
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Interesting and witty . I will vote for Mr .Partha as the blog owner right after this comment.
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Thank you so much. and thank you for putting Partha sir as the owner ,
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well…for the sunlight…ask the delhi girls…they are over-conscious for their “fairness” thing…
for the rest…no comments… 😛
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Paaji yeah right put me in trouble I dare not ask the delhi girls dont want beaten up by them ..
Thank you.
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hahha… very interestng!
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Thank you. Welcome here to this blog.. Glad you found this interesting…
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i found 6th & 7th question amusing….(now i am also thinking why)
Just read the 1st part also and now thinking about “Why”.
“Why didn’t i did it earlier”….:)
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Well no problems better late then never, now you have read so what do you say 🙂 he he he he
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I liked 7 and 8 the best
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And thanks for mentioning Partha Sir’s ‘case’.
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You are always welcome … Not a problem , anyone would do it
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Thank you so much.
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Come to think of it, actually!
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🙂 thank you Rakesh sir…
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8 – soo scary when you actually think about it!!!
(But No. 6 was the BEST!!!!)
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🙂 ya.. thats why i dont go to them .. dont want to be practised upon will go once they have mastered their ART 🙂
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Doctors practicing gives me shivers, literally! If you know the kind of discussions they hold within themselves during evenings, we would think twice before going to a Doctor!
Destination Infinity
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It does he he he. hmm i have a couple of doctor friends so we usually ask them to give up there medical talk when we all get together , it is scary…
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Why does hair lighten and skin gets dark?
Just like ice cream melts and boiling water cools. Seems like nature asking Why should i do what you like.
Why doesn’t psychic win lottery?
Every person buys a lottery bearing some number combo betting on their luck or psychic hearing. But only one wins. Why? Because psychic standards have increased.
Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
Meri marzi.(My wish)
Why do doctors ‘practice’?
A serious answer. Human body has not been understood fully and mastered. Unlike machines, per se. Not further development of machine. But just machine. So you work making a machine but doctors practice.
Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol ?
Could not understand or visualise what your friend trying to say. These type of sentences not in my realm.
Just for some fun. Taking liberty for granted, perhaps.
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🙂 Now those are some thoughtful replies he he he …
and i like your marzi .. yes Bilkul aapki marzi …
hmm and ok i take your reply on the doctors …
I guess he wanted to say that we are saying no to kids to eat junk food and ourself drinking something which is bad for our health tooo …
Thank you
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hahah .. good answers 😀
fun replies toa funnier post 😉
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thank you so much.. GLad you liked the answers .. 🙂
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Insightful!
Will head straight to Networkedblogs for voting right after this comment 🙂
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Thank you sapna for that .. I dont know why someone will do it try to own someone’s blog ..
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breaking my head on question no 6 😡
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Ooops.. Dont.. Even I dont know the answer…:-)
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hahaha..love the title and love the post…especially ques 8:)y do doctors call what they do practise:p realy nice as awaz:)
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Thank you so much. yeah we are there laboratory rats I guess he he he 🙂
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Intriguing questions…let me know when u find the answers! 😛
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he he he Nice one Ria .. I was hoping you would help .. 🙂
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You are right, psychics never really win….
witty questions by the way, and funny too 🙂
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Thank you purvi. GLad you liked them…
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Ha ha, good one. Nice way to beat Monday blues!!
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🙂 Thank you so much Pal.. how are you doing … When is that blogger meet going ot happen haaan 🙂
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such a good blog bikram and quite funny too loved reading it xxjen
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Thank you so much .. Glad you find it funny and love reading 🙂
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Good questions Bikram. And, I already did that earlier for KP. It is so surprising that someone is doing this so blatantly.
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Thank you Rachna. and thanks for doing it for partha sir. YEah Even i was surprised dont know why … but i think its back to normal now
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Enjoyed reading them. Keep ’em coming 🙂
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Thank you shas.. glad you liked it .. next part is coming sooon
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So true! Its never struck me before.. Keep them coming !
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🙂 thank you. hopefully next part soon …
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I never thought about these words in this way, esp. ‘practice’ or practise! Loved reading this post and comments too, Bikram!
Will vote for Partha Sir, now!
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ooops spelling mistake and you found it 🙂 .. thank you sandhya bhen so much.. and thnaks for voting for partha sir toooo …
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waah! i love the baffling questions!
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Thank you yuvika .. come out with ansers toooo 🙂 he he he he
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Heyyy!! LAWYERS also practise. 😉 Same questions then???!!!
And, psychics hmmmmmmmm good question. 152 was that it?? hmm?? I am yet to determine the rest of the numbers. 😛
Luck and lottery know no predictions. It’s just random.. like those thoughts running inside your head.
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Yes I know .. but that doesnot effect a human being a a doctors Practice does ..
Thank you for liking the thoughts …
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You are a very deep think guy… Some great questions… That need no answers…
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Thank you so much. dont know about that if i am deep thinker or not ….
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lol…doctors are always practicing, they will never reach the perfection stage..
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I know. thats what is scary ..
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I hate sun for this reason…And seriously why doctors use the word ‘practice’…Scary for a patient…I am just practicing…
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🙂 yeah .. i guess in case something goes wrong they can say they were only trying …
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Truly thought provoking n enjoyable posts.Luv ur Qns n Ans.
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Thank you and welcome to this blog …
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Bikramism…we all swear by for hearty laughter :p
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he he he he THts what they say Smile nd the world smiles with you .. SO I hope you smile a lot cause i love smiling 🙂
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🙂 🙂 Thanks!
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I see you are adding a few questions,
and keeping us all thinking too, hey how
come your friend’s blog is under threat
from another blogger using the same
title… I mean surely that cannot happen
can it? if it is then the person needs to
be told to change the name of it, or that
is just ridiculous taking someone else’s
blog name and using the successfully
generated original to enhance a newer
one that is of a different author…
I hope that this dilemma gets sorted out
Bikram and that the newer user is told of
this duplicated blog name…
Have a great day today and thank you for
always calling into my Space and offering
your fine thoughts on my work 🙂
Androgoth
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Thank you andro.. I dont know why someone will do it .. take someones blog , maybe it was a mistake I dont know ..
you have a great day tooo and thank you for the lovely comment 🙂
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Loved them all and got absolutely confused…..Wonder what will parents say if their child asks these questions?
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Thank you so much, sorry for the confusion.. I dont know what parents will say .. You are a parent what will you reply .. go on give it a try 🙂
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Sorry for not being here at all….. And this post is hilarious 😀 😀 Liked the questions 😉
Cheers,
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Not to worry about that.. welcome here 🙂 thank you for finding this hilarious …
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loved each and every one. the doctors part, killer 😀
heading to networkblog now 🙂
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Thanks a lot my friend. Glad you liked all of them..
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You sure think a lot 🙂 How do you come up with such questions 🙂
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I watch a lot of tv it seems he he he
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The doctor thing is really some food for thought 🙂
You are just toooo good, B … N so soo witty !
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Thank you so much I just keep my ears open to what I hear….
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Coming there Right Away… I love surprisesssss 🙂
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I love that practice one. that one really hits the nail, why do they call it practice?
here in Indonesia, they also call it practice (translated Indonesian language)
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🙂 trying to practise on us he he he
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I wish someone gave me the answers to these 😀
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🙂 YEah i know .. me too wiating
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As usual I have missed some of your most recent postings
so I apologise for that my wickedly fine friend and on my return
I will of course be trying to catch up with you, well there will be
many more postings by then but do have a great rest of evening
and a delightfully excellent weekend 🙂 Be good now Bikram 😉
Androgoth
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I jsut read about you taking a break.. You have a fun time rather a WICKED time 🙂 take care and keep smiling seee you soon.
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really!! why cant astrologers foretell natural disasters and save people?
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I like that .. I will put it up as a question in the next one and see what people respond to it 🙂
Thank you ….
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[…] Bikramism’s Some questions .. part 2. […]
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Always happy to help you out, mate 🙂
5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Because we have thin hair and thick skin.
6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
The psychic knows when the newsreporters are coming and runs away so he can do it again without being caught by income tax.
7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
So you would have to look up “irony”.
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
So you can’t pin them down when the patient dies. He was just practicing.
Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol ?
Because they are eating our “chakna”.
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Excellent 🙂 thank you phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 🙂
made me smile the replies he he he he
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Glad to step in and help. 😀
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[…] Bikramism’s Some questions .. part 2. […]
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this reminds me.. we architects also boast ourselves saying we built this building, that building.. but only design them, its masons who build it..
law is also called as practice na.. ??
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yeah law is also called a practise .. When will they actually WORK he he he he
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