Happy New year Everyone ..

Posted: December 31, 2011 in Celebrations, Colours, emails, Feeling Funny, Festivals
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First of all a Very HAPPY new year to you all .. lets start it with a laugh .. so here’s a joke and a few pictures which will hopefully put a smile on your face..

Mrs. R  comes to visit her son A  for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria.  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty A’s roommate is. 


 Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between  A and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,  M and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, M came to A saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote an email:


Dear MaMa,

I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house ; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son

A

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:

Dear son,

I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with M , and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving MaMa

Moral:  Never Bulla Shita you MaMa

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And Now for something which all ladies will have a problem with here is the proof that MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING and EVERYTHING … KOI SHAK .. Go on Deny it .. See the LAST one will make you burst out laughing .. 🙂

Seat belt broken.. I can Fix it

Dont have a Spoon .. NO problems...

No electrical problem is UNFIXABLE ...

Some idiot stole my Car Stereo.. BUT NO PROBLEM's

Dont have money to buy GPS.. Heck No PROBLEMO...

Last but not the least .. The ONE I LOVED and made me laugh out loud….  I am speechless…

No diapers at home .. NO WORRIES 🙂

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Happy New year Everyone

Ps. Pic’s courtsey a forwarded Email and Google search 🙂

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Comments
  1. Anita Menon says:

    oh My god! HA HA AH…
    🙂

    hAPPY NEW YEAR!

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  2. Anita Menon says:

    I am the first.. yay!

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  3. Wishing you a happy new year too…. Bikram. May all your wishes come true this year and may the world not end on 21st Dec 2012! 🙂

    Destination Infinity

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  4. Pooja Desai says:

    The best new year post I’ve seen so far! I’m also sharing it with my FB friends, pls dont mind…
    Wish U a very happy, healthy wealthy new year!

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    • Bikram says:

      Thank you so much. Glad you liked it so much.. No NO i dont mind you sharing with anyone and you dont hav to ask 🙂

      Take care and have a great new yearrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss …

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  5. Very funny!! Hahaha! Happy New Year!!!

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  6. Bageera8 says:

    LOL….great pics to end this year.
    Wish you a great & awesome New Year…:)

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  7. rama ananth says:

    A Very Very Happy New Year To You And Your Family !

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  8. magiceye says:

    lol!
    hilarious collection!!

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  9. Swaram says:

    Baah! What is the proof that men fixed them all 😉 😉
    I like the fork and cup idea though 😀

    Happy new year Bik!:)

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    • Bikram says:

      he he he 🙂 trust you to ask me that I dont know whats the proof but i doubt if laddies will do any of this he he he

      Happy new year to you toooooooo and everyone

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  10. chakoli says:

    Happy New Year :))

    lol…. well no doubt! they can fix anything 🙂

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  11. Punam J R says:

    THAT was certainly funny. ANd the last picture of the baby.. OHHHH MYYY GODDDD (Yes, Friends, Chandler style).. he he he.. WHAT brains u men have got.. seriously!!
    That must have been a single dad.

    Well… Happy New Year to you too, Bikram. Wish all your wishes come true this year. Isn’t it getting better and better?? 🙂 🙂

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  12. Androgoth says:

    Happy New Year 2012 Bikram 🙂

    Androgoth

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  13. Pixie says:

    😆

    Happy New Year Biks! 🙂
    Hope you have a fabulous year ahead! 🙂

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  14. Sakshi says:

    Happy New Year 🙂

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  15. mahlaqa says:

    hahahahaha Gosh Bik it is ammazzinnng hilarious 😀 hey i hope all pics dont belong to ur genius self 😛
    n a very very happy new year to u n ur family 🙂

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    • Bikram says:

      he he he No I can vouch for that they dont match me i am not intelligent I ma worse he he he he ..
      thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo

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  16. Happy New Year Bikram… Le this New Year brings magic to your life…

    Someone is Special

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  17. Tanishka says:

    Wish you and your dear ones a very happy new year… 🙂

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  18. Geeta says:

    Happy new year to you and your family.

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  19. asha says:

    Happy new year Bikram, stay blessed always!!

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  20. AT says:

    ROFL…
    Happy New Year…

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  21. omgd ..so hilarious!
    the last one specially… I was like hwaaaaaaaa
    its silly though to torture the infant!
    as a mom I wud go to 24 hr store n get immediately
    rather then to see my baby suffer!

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    • Bikram says:

      Harman thank you so much.. I am sure no one does this to the kis its just for joke sake .. I am sure you would do it but its the Dad’s I ma talking of … 🙂

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  22. ROFL at the last photo…which made me wonder though…what if there are no diapers and the baby is a girl??? 😛 Happy New Year Bikram! Hope all goes well…

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    • Bikram says:

      he he he .. hmm I did not think o that .. so lets not complicate the situation … 🙂 keep it nice and simple he he he
      thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo

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  23. kavita says:

    Happy naya saal :)hamesha khush rahiye 🙂

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  24. Sandhya says:

    Happy New Year, Bikram! Be happy always and make us laugh always like you do now!

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  25. manchitra says:

    happy New Year Bikram, last one I burst out laughing.,the best one.

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  26. Bhagyashree says:

    Ha ha ha good ones; Happy happy new year Mann

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  27. Happy New Year 2012 !!
    Keep Blogging 😀

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  28. haritha says:

    omg!!! this is really crazy 😀
    LOL!!!
    GREAT START!!!
    a very happy new year bikramji:):)
    wishing you great success and good health 🙂

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    • Bikram says:

      Thank you .. glad you had a smile and a laught ..

      so many wishes thank you so much.. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo 🙂

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  29. Neeha says:

    May every day of the new year glow with good cheer and happiness for you and your family.
    Happy new year!!!!!!

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  30. Harsha says:

    Hahha! Funny indeed. 🙂 Wish you and your loved ones a very Happy new year, Bikram :):)

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  31. R's Mom says:

    hahaha! Happy 2012 to you Bikram…wishing you a great year ahead

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  32. anuglyhead says:

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at the last one!
    OMG!!!!!
    Andd no bulla shita you mama! EPIC! 😀

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  33. shail says:

    Happy New Year to you Biks. I have read this joke before. All the same I really enjoyed a laugh reading it again 🙂
    Yup the last one, true only a man can come up with that. But the rest of them, well anyone can make those innovations man or woman. 😛 😉

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  34. lol
    I liked the ‘don’t have a spoon. no problem’ pic more.

    Happy 2012! 🙂

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  35. Novroz says:

    Happy new year Bik 🙂
    hahaha I love your idea of laughing to welcome the new year. I really love that story of mother, son and roommate.

    Wish you all the best in 2012 Bik.

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    • Bikram says:

      It is good to laugh, and i love ot laugh .. THank you so much for those lovely wishes .. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo

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  36. Trish says:

    OMG!Hilarious! Happy New year to you too!

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  37. Fantastic, happy new year my friend, and for all those who read this message.

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  38. Rajani Ram says:

    Started following your Blog and a few others this year…. and must say very happy to do so…. keep blogging…. and here’s wishing you a very happy new year!!!

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    • Bikram says:

      YEs I know and Thank you for coming so regularly all the time .. and saying such lovely words to me .. When are you going ot start blogging .. as I cant see your blog link here 🙂

      Wishing you and family a very happy new year 🙂

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  39. Scribby says:

    laughing crazily 😀

    and the story? loved it 🙂

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  40. summerscript says:

    Hahahaha !!! 🙂

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  41. Sapna says:

    Happy New Year!!! 🙂

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    • Bikram says:

      Ah ha .. Heyyyyyy how you doing good to see you here , I was wondering that you have stopped visting. I guess you are still angry at me, dont be 🙂
      Happy new year to you and family and everyone around you …

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  42. Tulika says:

    LOL… I am on a laughing spreeeee….

    Happy New Year Mann . 🙂

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  43. simran kaur says:

    Hahahha..My God!

    Wishing you n your family Happy New Year 🙂

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  44. Ashwathy says:

    HAHAH!!! What a wonderful way to start the new year….LAUGHING! 😀

    I’ve heard that don’t bullshit your mother joke earlier. But the pics are all new !! 😆

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  45. Smita says:

    The last pic had me in splits! Sheeesh! u shud have shared it a year back 😛

    Happy New Year to you too 🙂

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  46. Elegant Chic says:

    ROFL 😆
    Hilarious pics!

    Have a happy and healthy 2012! 🙂

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  47. suruchi says:

    My god….lol…mischief and naughtiness follow you like a faithful puppy:-)
    Happy New Year Biky…may all your desires and dreams come true:-)

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  48. Divya says:

    hey bikram….Loving the most innovative idea of dear aunt of using disposable glass for you in your most cherished days….love and smiles…. Wishing a very Happy and fulfilling year to you and your family.

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  49. Sara no "H" says:

    Ha I love it! Happy new years to you!

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  50. Enjoyed going through. A very happy New Year to you.

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  51. Happy New Year to you and the family 🙂

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  52. radha says:

    Happy new year! Nice to start the year with a laugh

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  53. Kavita says:

    Good Lord!! Too much!! I will NEVER show this to my hubby… it’ll totally encourage him to try certain things out himself.. heheh

    Never mind all that.. A very Happy New Year to you, Bikram!! 😀

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  54. Dhanya says:

    Lololol ! What a fabulous new year post =)) Happy New Year Bikram ! 😀 Spread smiles like this always — throughout the year. And yeah, hope you have a smile-filled year too 🙂

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  55. Navjinder Saraan says:

    ਵਿਗੜ ਚੁੱਕੇ ਹਾਲਾਤਾਂ ਵਿਚ ਹੁਣ ਸੁਧਾਰ ਆਵੇ..
    ਚੰਗੇ ਦਿਨ ਲੈਕੇ ਨਵਾਂ ਸਾਲ ਇਸ ਵਾਰ ਆਵੇ…
    ਇੰਨਾ ਕੁ ਆਤਮਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸ ਹੋਵੇ ਮਜਬੂਤ ਆਪਣਾ
    ਕਾਮਯਾਬੀ ਚੱਲ ਕੇ ਕੋਲ ਪੱਬਾਂ ਭਾਰ ਆਵੇ…
    ਆਪ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਵੱਲੋਂ ਨਵੇਂ ਸਾਲ ਦੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਬਹੁਤ ਮੁਬਾਰਕ ਹੋਵੇ…

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  56. Jerrie says:

    happy New Year Bik

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  57. Vikkie says:

    Happy new year!!!!!!!!!!cheerrrrrrrr​rrs!!!!!!!!! ha ha Nice one the last picture takes the cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  58. Gagandeep says:

    same to u dear Bai.

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  59. seema says:

    Hahaha……oh! my God………what a wonderful post…..I really enjoyed a lot.Thank you soooooooooo much and wishing you the same.

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  60. Phatichar says:

    Happy new year to you too, yaara!

    Wonderful start to the year, hilarious I say!!!

    Take care 🙂

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