First of all a Very HAPPY new year to you all .. lets start it with a laugh .. so here’s a joke and a few pictures which will hopefully put a smile on your face..
Mrs. R comes to visit her son A for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty A’s roommate is.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between A and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, Anthony volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, M and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, M came to A saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”
“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”
So he sat down and wrote an email:
Dear MaMa,
I’m not saying that you “did” take the sugar bowl from my house ; I’m not saying that you “did not” take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Your Loving Son
A
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read:
Dear son,
I’m not saying that you “do” sleep with M , and I’m not saying that you “do not” sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving MaMa
Moral: Never Bulla Shita you MaMa
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And Now for something which all ladies will have a problem with here is the proof that MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING and EVERYTHING … KOI SHAK .. Go on Deny it .. See the LAST one will make you burst out laughing .. 🙂
Seat belt broken.. I can Fix it
Dont have a Spoon .. NO problems...
No electrical problem is UNFIXABLE ...
Some idiot stole my Car Stereo.. BUT NO PROBLEM's
Dont have money to buy GPS.. Heck No PROBLEMO...
Last but not the least .. The ONE I LOVED and made me laugh out loud…. I am speechless…
No diapers at home .. NO WORRIES 🙂
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Happy New year Everyone
Ps. Pic’s courtsey a forwarded Email and Google search 🙂
Me and My Random Thoughts 
oh My god! HA HA AH…
🙂
hAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Thank you thank you .. glad you had a laugh wish all the days in the new year are like that 🙂
Happy new yea
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I am the first.. yay!
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yes you areeeeeeeeeee yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 🙂
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Wishing you a happy new year too…. Bikram. May all your wishes come true this year and may the world not end on 21st Dec 2012! 🙂
Destination Infinity
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D.I thank you so much.. for all the wishes .. I dont think its going to end TAKE MY WORD FOR IT and TRUST ME 🙂
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The best new year post I’ve seen so far! I’m also sharing it with my FB friends, pls dont mind…
Wish U a very happy, healthy wealthy new year!
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Thank you so much. Glad you liked it so much.. No NO i dont mind you sharing with anyone and you dont hav to ask 🙂
Take care and have a great new yearrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss …
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Very funny!! Hahaha! Happy New Year!!!
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Thank you so much.. glad you liked it …
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LOL….great pics to end this year.
Wish you a great & awesome New Year…:)
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Thank you sir. Wish you the same tooooo
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A Very Very Happy New Year To You And Your Family !
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Thank you so much mam for the wishes
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lol!
hilarious collection!!
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Thank you Deepak sir
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Baah! What is the proof that men fixed them all 😉 😉
I like the fork and cup idea though 😀
Happy new year Bik!:)
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he he he 🙂 trust you to ask me that I dont know whats the proof but i doubt if laddies will do any of this he he he
Happy new year to you toooooooo and everyone
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Happy New Year :))
lol…. well no doubt! they can fix anything 🙂
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Yes we cannnnnnnnnnn yayyyyyyyyyyyy 🙂 he he he
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THAT was certainly funny. ANd the last picture of the baby.. OHHHH MYYY GODDDD (Yes, Friends, Chandler style).. he he he.. WHAT brains u men have got.. seriously!!
That must have been a single dad.
Well… Happy New Year to you too, Bikram. Wish all your wishes come true this year. Isn’t it getting better and better?? 🙂 🙂
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Thank you for finding it funny. yes oh my god to the last picture …
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Happy New Year 2012 Bikram 🙂
Androgoth
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And the same to you sir… thank you
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😆
Happy New Year Biks! 🙂
Hope you have a fabulous year ahead! 🙂
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🙂 🙂 thank youuuuuuuuuuu Pixie ……….
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Happy New Year 🙂
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Happy new year Sakshi.. and everyone around you
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hahahahaha Gosh Bik it is ammazzinnng hilarious 😀 hey i hope all pics dont belong to ur genius self 😛
n a very very happy new year to u n ur family 🙂
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he he he No I can vouch for that they dont match me i am not intelligent I ma worse he he he he ..
thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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Happy New Year Bikram… Le this New Year brings magic to your life…
Someone is Special
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S.I.S. thank you so much .. same to you my friend
thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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Wish you and your dear ones a very happy new year… 🙂
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Thank you Tan.. Hope you had a good day .. thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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Happy new year to you and your family.
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thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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Happy new year Bikram, stay blessed always!!
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Thank you so much for the wishes…. happy new year to you and family toooo
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ROFL…
Happy New Year…
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🙂 .. he he he
thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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omgd ..so hilarious!
the last one specially… I was like hwaaaaaaaa
its silly though to torture the infant!
as a mom I wud go to 24 hr store n get immediately
rather then to see my baby suffer!
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Harman thank you so much.. I am sure no one does this to the kis its just for joke sake .. I am sure you would do it but its the Dad’s I ma talking of … 🙂
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ROFL at the last photo…which made me wonder though…what if there are no diapers and the baby is a girl??? 😛 Happy New Year Bikram! Hope all goes well…
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he he he .. hmm I did not think o that .. so lets not complicate the situation … 🙂 keep it nice and simple he he he
thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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Happy naya saal :)hamesha khush rahiye 🙂
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Kavita bhen thank you so much for the lovely wishes … happy new year to you and family toooo
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Happy New Year, Bikram! Be happy always and make us laugh always like you do now!
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Sandhya bhen thank you so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🙂 will try my best
thank you for the wishes happy new year to you and family toooo
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happy New Year Bikram, last one I burst out laughing.,the best one.
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Thank you so much. GLad you had a good laugh .. a good start to the year ..
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Ha ha ha good ones; Happy happy new year Mann
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🙂 thank you os much. Happy new year to you and family tooooooooooo have a great year
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Happy New Year 2012 !!
Keep Blogging 😀
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Harshad bhai thank you .. aap ko bhi waise bhi Feb coming 🙂
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omg!!! this is really crazy 😀
LOL!!!
GREAT START!!!
a very happy new year bikramji:):)
wishing you great success and good health 🙂
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Thank you .. glad you had a smile and a laught ..
so many wishes thank you so much.. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo 🙂
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May every day of the new year glow with good cheer and happiness for you and your family.
Happy new year!!!!!!
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THank you so much for those lovely wishes .. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo
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Hahha! Funny indeed. 🙂 Wish you and your loved ones a very Happy new year, Bikram :):)
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🙂 thank you so much. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo
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hahaha! Happy 2012 to you Bikram…wishing you a great year ahead
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Hello Mam, Thank you so much. Same to you
and a big big Happy new year to R
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at the last one!
OMG!!!!!
Andd no bulla shita you mama! EPIC! 😀
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yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 🙂 he he he he Glad you liked them
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Happy New Year to you Biks. I have read this joke before. All the same I really enjoyed a laugh reading it again 🙂
Yup the last one, true only a man can come up with that. But the rest of them, well anyone can make those innovations man or woman. 😛 😉
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Thank you so much. he he he Haanji a man c nthink that way .. 🙂 I think women are more organised
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lol
I liked the ‘don’t have a spoon. no problem’ pic more.
Happy 2012! 🙂
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Thank you so much.. Happy 2012 to you tooooooooooo 🙂
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Happy new year Bik 🙂
hahaha I love your idea of laughing to welcome the new year. I really love that story of mother, son and roommate.
Wish you all the best in 2012 Bik.
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It is good to laugh, and i love ot laugh .. THank you so much for those lovely wishes .. Happy new year to you an family and everyone around you tooooooooo
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OMG!Hilarious! Happy New year to you too!
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Thank you so much … 🙂
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Fantastic, happy new year my friend, and for all those who read this message.
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THank you so much for the wishes .. Happy new year to you and family and everyone around you tooooooooo
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Started following your Blog and a few others this year…. and must say very happy to do so…. keep blogging…. and here’s wishing you a very happy new year!!!
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YEs I know and Thank you for coming so regularly all the time .. and saying such lovely words to me .. When are you going ot start blogging .. as I cant see your blog link here 🙂
Wishing you and family a very happy new year 🙂
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laughing crazily 😀
and the story? loved it 🙂
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Gooood thats the idea .. to start the year with a good laugh… 🙂 glad you loved it
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Hahahaha !!! 🙂
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HO HO HO HO HO 🙂 I like thattttttttttttttt made you laugh yipeeeeee job done
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Happy New Year!!! 🙂
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Ah ha .. Heyyyyyy how you doing good to see you here , I was wondering that you have stopped visting. I guess you are still angry at me, dont be 🙂
Happy new year to you and family and everyone around you …
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LOL… I am on a laughing spreeeee….
Happy New Year Mann . 🙂
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Hey how are you doing , long time no seee.. good to see you here .. Happy new year to you tooooooooooooo
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Hahahha..My God!
Wishing you n your family Happy New Year 🙂
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Thank you simran, Good it made you laugh. Wishing you and family a very happy new year toooo
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HAHAH!!! What a wonderful way to start the new year….LAUGHING! 😀
I’ve heard that don’t bullshit your mother joke earlier. But the pics are all new !! 😆
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Hey.. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thats how it shud be all the year through toooooo 🙂 glad you liked the pics /….
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The last pic had me in splits! Sheeesh! u shud have shared it a year back 😛
Happy New Year to you too 🙂
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Hmmm a year back I know.. But hey an idea for future he he he..
Thank you so much..
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ROFL 😆
Hilarious pics!
Have a happy and healthy 2012! 🙂
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Thank you E.C. 🙂
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My god….lol…mischief and naughtiness follow you like a faithful puppy:-)
Happy New Year Biky…may all your desires and dreams come true:-)
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well life is fun when u have a smily day .. why be sad when we can get through the same with a smile 🙂 thank you so much for the wishes ..
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hey bikram….Loving the most innovative idea of dear aunt of using disposable glass for you in your most cherished days….love and smiles…. Wishing a very Happy and fulfilling year to you and your family.
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Hello Ji, I know motivation indeed 🙂 thank you so much .. how are you doing .. long time no see ..
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Ha I love it! Happy new years to you!
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Hey thank you , glad you loved it 🙂 happy new year to you and family and everyone
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Enjoyed going through. A very happy New Year to you.
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Thank you so much, for taking your time out to read 🙂 and a very happy new year to you tooooooooooo
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Happy New Year to you and the family 🙂
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Thank you so much …
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Happy new year! Nice to start the year with a laugh
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Thank you so much, GLad you made you laugh 🙂
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Good Lord!! Too much!! I will NEVER show this to my hubby… it’ll totally encourage him to try certain things out himself.. heheh
Never mind all that.. A very Happy New Year to you, Bikram!! 😀
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he he he he 🙂 I know
Happy new year to you and family .. hope nad wish you get all that you dreamed of this yearrrrrrr 🙂
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Lololol ! What a fabulous new year post =)) Happy New Year Bikram ! 😀 Spread smiles like this always — throughout the year. And yeah, hope you have a smile-filled year too 🙂
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Hey how you doing .. good to see you here… THank you for the wishes and glad it made you smile wish you keep smiling all year long… 🙂
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ਚੰਗੇ ਦਿਨ ਲੈਕੇ ਨਵਾਂ ਸਾਲ ਇਸ ਵਾਰ ਆਵੇ…
ਇੰਨਾ ਕੁ ਆਤਮਵਿਸ਼ਵਾਸ ਹੋਵੇ ਮਜਬੂਤ ਆਪਣਾ
ਕਾਮਯਾਬੀ ਚੱਲ ਕੇ ਕੋਲ ਪੱਬਾਂ ਭਾਰ ਆਵੇ…
ਆਪ ਸਭ ਨੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਤੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਪਰਿਵਾਰ ਵੱਲੋਂ ਨਵੇਂ ਸਾਲ ਦੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਬਹੁਤ ਮੁਬਾਰਕ ਹੋਵੇ…
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Thank you so very much saraan.. good to see punjabi 🙂
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happy New Year Bik
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Thanks jerrie how was india trip 🙂
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Happy new year!!!!!!!!!!cheerrrrrrrrrrs!!!!!!!!! ha ha Nice one the last picture takes the cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vikky paaji 🙂 thank you
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same to u dear Bai.
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Gagan thank you paaji
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Hahaha……oh! my God………what a wonderful post…..I really enjoyed a lot.Thank you soooooooooo much and wishing you the same.
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Hello and welcome to this blog thank you so much for visiting .. do keep visiting ..
GLad you enjoyed 🙂
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Happy new year to you too, yaara!
Wonderful start to the year, hilarious I say!!!
Take care 🙂
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Happy new year to you and family 🙂 how did it go , how did you celebrate …
laughter is the best medicine ….
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