Unlikely things to hear  in a Movie 🙂

1.

Nemo where the hell you been  

2. 

  Ok Mr Bond  DO you want to hire the FORD FOCUS or not ?

3. 

       MR Vader we are from the child protection agency

4.  

     WARNING this film contains Aishwarya rai…

5.  

      M.  I worked out what to do with GOLDFINGER..
Put it in a bag and mark it cash for gold ..

6. 

So this mission is IMPOSSIBLE .. lets not bother

7.

  Use the force LUKE if that doesnot work ..

       turn it off and turn it on again

8. Revenge will be mine mr Bond when we meet in small claims court.

9. Mmmmmmmmmmm CRACKING HEROINE grommits MY PRECIOUSSSSSS

So then people lets hear your views what do you think would be Unlikely dialogues or statements you would hear in movies 🙂   I tried changing by putting some images could not find for the last two :)…

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Comments
  1. scorpria says:

    Rofl at the ones about Nemo and Aish! 😀

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  2. Sara no "H" says:

    These were so funny! Rebooting of the force is pretty fantastic.

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  3. Rachna says:

    Nice funny ones you posted here. Don ko pakadne mere baaye haath ka khel hai :). Sari duniya mujhe kutte ke naam se jaanti hai. Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare uncle lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. PJs :).

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  4. ladynimue says:

    hahaha ..love nemo one 😀
    Luke one was jugaadu 😛

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  5. IRFANUDDIN says:

    wow…..now this creativity…..loved it Bikram…. 🙂

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  6. Mission impossible is very valid – Why bother when it is impossible ? 🙂 – good one!

    Destination Infinity

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  7. simran kaur says:

    Very funny ones you mentioned here 😀
    Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, Mujhe tumhari aankhon mai apni dadi maa najar aati hai 😛 , maang ke to dekho ,tumhare liye jaan bhi haajir hai..lol

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  8. Jo says:

    Loved the one on Skywalker and Nemo 🙂
    Keep up the creative work! 😛 🙂

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  9. Comfy says:

    Too funny 🙂

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  10. harman says:

    Nice n funny…Mission impossible,
    Ash is funny too…
    Nemo 🙂
    you didnt ADD Titanic?
    love story remembered….wht if it was not sunk?
    No hindi movies?
    Sholay…..?? jiski aag aaj tak bhadak rahi hai!
    so on and so forth….
    nice.

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  11. suruchi says:

    offo…tussi bhi na;-)

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  12. NRIGirl says:

    Bikramjit! To tell you the truth, I didn’t get it except for the mission impossible cartoon.

    I guess it takes smart people :((

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  13. Shobha says:

    ” Kutte …. mai tera khoon pi jaaoonga ”

    drinking dog’s blood ? ? ? who can do that …….

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  14. Sandhya says:

    I liked the comment on ‘mission impossible’ and Aish! More please!

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  15. R's Mom says:

    hahahahha! Hilarious Bikram..how do you come up with such pieces 🙂

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  16. Sapna says:

    🙂 Nice Mugambo khush hua !!!

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  17. loved the one on nemo, Aish and Skywalker ..too good

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  18. insignia says:

    Captain Jack Sparrow “I quit drinking rum” 😛

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  19. Fatima says:

    he he
    nice ones…esp about Nemo and Aish 😛
    there can be something for Abhisekh you know and it’ll be more effective..

    “Warning: Please watch at your own risk…contains a vapid Abhisekh B” 😀

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  20. Chakoli says:

    lol 😀 🙂

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  21. knot2share says:

    :-D…How do you manage to think these through???

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  22. Alka says:

    Loved the one on Aish…hows word press behaving?

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  23. Totally CUTE 😀

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  24. Prateek says:

    Hahaha! Aishwarya Rai. 😛

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  25. Hahaha.. some of them were hilarious, spcly the ash one.. 🙂

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  26. Swaram says:

    He he I liked the MI thing 😛 😛

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  27. Ria says:

    Loved the post…esp the Ash and MI one.

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  28. manchitra says:

    I am back after a break, I have missed a few posts here. Anyway shall try to be regular.

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    • Bikram says:

      Hi.. good to see you after long.
      How are you doing .. did you go for a vacation or something .. dont worry about missing the posts.. Take ur time Thank you for visiting

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  29. Purbaray says:

    Is there anyone who likes Aishwarya Rai??

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    • Bikram says:

      She was better off as a beauty queen, I doubt if many like her.. anyway I dont .. But then these edays to be an actor all you need is a good face.. if you can act or not has got nothing to do with ACTING 🙂

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  30. Kame says:

    Hahaha…very funny. I like the nemo and the vader ones. Very creative

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  31. -chaand taare to kya main tumhare liye onions aur coconuts bhi tod laaunga.
    – jaa simran jaa jeele teri zindegi. aisi bhi haath se nikal gayi hai ladki 😮
    – ramesh babu. ek chutki namak- swaad anusaar 😛

    lol. i loved dis post. i don kno all of d movies or original dialogues mentioned up dere tho.

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    • Bikram says:

      he he he he I like that onions and coconuts he he he but tell me one thing why is a guy says tod launga , sometimes a girl should do that too 🙂
      he he h life nikal gayii ..

      swaad anusaar .. I LOVED THEM .. thank you thank you … made me laugh and smile

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  32. Shilpa Garg says:

    Good ones!! Aishwaraya Rai one is too funny! 😀

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  33. haritha says:

    lol! funny post…
    great blog..

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  34. Kavita says:

    teeheehee.. you are just toooo much!! LOVED the Ash and Skywalker thingie!!! 😀

    And don’t you bother about missing summa my posts… that’s totally alright… I am just glad you visit my blog whenever you do…. thankooo…

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  35. Chhavi says:

    The one about Aishwarya Rai is so true. ” Toxic Material Inside, Handle with care” sign will also be appropriate 😉

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  36. Geeta says:

    Good one. LOL !!!

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  37. wd says:

    my fav was of Ms.Rai

    since I am still reeling from znmd

    Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
    yeh movie na dekhna Dobara
    kyunki, paise aur waqt kabhi bhi
    nahi milenge Dobara.

    youtube mein Go Spain ka ad dekh
    tv par Hrithink Kat ke ads dekh
    aur dil thambkar intezar kar
    woh waqt ke liye
    jab sirf naseer farhaan aur bagwati aayenge dubhara

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  38. mahlaqa says:

    OMG this is like ROFL 😀 loved the ash thing n mission impossible 🙂

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  39. Aniruddh says:

    hahahha !! that’s a gr8 one lol 😀

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  40. Deboshree says:

    Ha ha ha…. nothing beats the Aish warning 😛 but the collection had other amazing lines too! 😀
    I wish we would hear them in our films of the future. It would make for interesting viewing. 😛

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