Unlikely things to hear in a Movie 🙂
1.
Nemo where the hell you been
2. 
Ok Mr Bond DO you want to hire the FORD FOCUS or not ?
3. 
MR Vader we are from the child protection agency
4. 
WARNING this film contains Aishwarya rai…
5. 
M. I worked out what to do with GOLDFINGER..
Put it in a bag and mark it cash for gold ..
6. 
So this mission is IMPOSSIBLE .. lets not bother
7.
Use the force LUKE if that doesnot work ..
turn it off and turn it on again
8. Revenge will be mine mr Bond when we meet in small claims court.
9. Mmmmmmmmmmm CRACKING HEROINE grommits MY PRECIOUSSSSSS
So then people lets hear your views what do you think would be Unlikely dialogues or statements you would hear in movies 🙂 I tried changing by putting some images could not find for the last two :)…
Me and My Random Thoughts 
Rofl at the ones about Nemo and Aish! 😀
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🙂 well she is in the media so much so why not use this he he he e:) i am sure people will og to watch with the warning
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These were so funny! Rebooting of the force is pretty fantastic.
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Welcome to this blog , thank you so much for visiting .. do keep visiting
🙂 Yeah reboot always helps ..
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Nice funny ones you posted here. Don ko pakadne mere baaye haath ka khel hai :). Sari duniya mujhe kutte ke naam se jaanti hai. Rishtey mein toh hum tumhare uncle lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah. PJs :).
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He he he 🙂 I liked that .. Don ko pakadna .. thank you Rachna 🙂
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hahaha ..love nemo one 😀
Luke one was jugaadu 😛
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but Jugaad chala na .. tell me that.. thats what Jugaad is it shud work he he he he 🙂
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wow…..now this creativity…..loved it Bikram…. 🙂
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🙂 Thank you irfan.. Glad you liked them .. your conributions too any …
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Mission impossible is very valid – Why bother when it is impossible ? 🙂 – good one!
Destination Infinity
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D.I. it is why bother when its not possible he hehe 🙂 thanks
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Very funny ones you mentioned here 😀
Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai, Mujhe tumhari aankhon mai apni dadi maa najar aati hai 😛 , maang ke to dekho ,tumhare liye jaan bhi haajir hai..lol
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🙂 Thank you simran .. i liked hte ones you mentioned too .. Jaan to hajir hai all the time as if its easy to give
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Loved the one on Skywalker and Nemo 🙂
Keep up the creative work! 😛 🙂
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🙂 Thank you so much..
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Too funny 🙂
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Comfy.. I am sure you could have added a few ..
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Nice n funny…Mission impossible,
Ash is funny too…
Nemo 🙂
you didnt ADD Titanic?
love story remembered….wht if it was not sunk?
No hindi movies?
Sholay…..?? jiski aag aaj tak bhadak rahi hai!
so on and so forth….
nice.
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Thanks Harman ..
YEs titanic one thats good too.. thats why i said in end na to add your own toooo
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offo…tussi bhi na;-)
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areee main bhi na kya .. eh bhi koi dialogue hai kya 🙂
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Bikramjit! To tell you the truth, I didn’t get it except for the mission impossible cartoon.
I guess it takes smart people :((
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cum on no its not smart people I got them so anyone can.. its some dialogues that you will NEVER hear in a movie .. simplessssssss
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” Kutte …. mai tera khoon pi jaaoonga ”
drinking dog’s blood ? ? ? who can do that …….
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he he he yeah a pet dialogu in our hindi movies .. nice one
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I know who can dharmendra can .. especially if basanti has ot dance in front of Gabbar singh ha ha haha
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I liked the comment on ‘mission impossible’ and Aish! More please!
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🙂 more noooooooooo.. That’s why i put for everyone to add more 🙂
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hahahahha! Hilarious Bikram..how do you come up with such pieces 🙂
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How do i .. too much watching of Television I guess 🙂 he he hehe
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🙂 Nice Mugambo khush hua !!!
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All hail Mugambo.. Jai ho .. phewwwwwwwww thank god I thought kahin naraaj ho gaya to mere kya hoga 🙂
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very funny
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Thank you Onkar sir
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loved the one on nemo, Aish and Skywalker ..too good
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Thank you thank you 🙂 glad you liked them
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Captain Jack Sparrow “I quit drinking rum” 😛
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Oh yes .. Jack sparrow how can we forget him .. I liked it 🙂 he he he Quit drinking now that will be a wonder
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he he
nice ones…esp about Nemo and Aish 😛
there can be something for Abhisekh you know and it’ll be more effective..
“Warning: Please watch at your own risk…contains a vapid Abhisekh B” 😀
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🙂 thank you so much..
yeah Could change to that tooo.. Both fall in the same category of warnings for hindi movies he he he
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lol 😀 🙂
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Thank you very much 🙂
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:-D…How do you manage to think these through???
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I got too much free time it seems .. and too much of watching television he he he
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Loved the one on Aish…hows word press behaving?
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I have no idea about word press .. was there something wrong with it .. or Hey is that a joke a one line .. got me intrigued now 🙂
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Totally CUTE 😀
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Hey, nice to see you here after ages .. How are you doing .. thank you for liking the post ..
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Hahaha! Aishwarya Rai. 😛
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🙂 Glad you liked he he he
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Hahaha.. some of them were hilarious, spcly the ash one.. 🙂
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🙂 thank you so much, its good to see you here after so long ..
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He he I liked the MI thing 😛 😛
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he he he yes swaram thank you .. glad you liked it
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Loved the post…esp the Ash and MI one.
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Thank you Ria.. glad you loved the post
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I am back after a break, I have missed a few posts here. Anyway shall try to be regular.
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Hi.. good to see you after long.
How are you doing .. did you go for a vacation or something .. dont worry about missing the posts.. Take ur time Thank you for visiting
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Is there anyone who likes Aishwarya Rai??
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She was better off as a beauty queen, I doubt if many like her.. anyway I dont .. But then these edays to be an actor all you need is a good face.. if you can act or not has got nothing to do with ACTING 🙂
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Hahaha…very funny. I like the nemo and the vader ones. Very creative
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Thank you so mcuh, glad you liked them 🙂
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-chaand taare to kya main tumhare liye onions aur coconuts bhi tod laaunga.
– jaa simran jaa jeele teri zindegi. aisi bhi haath se nikal gayi hai ladki 😮
– ramesh babu. ek chutki namak- swaad anusaar 😛
lol. i loved dis post. i don kno all of d movies or original dialogues mentioned up dere tho.
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he he he he I like that onions and coconuts he he he but tell me one thing why is a guy says tod launga , sometimes a girl should do that too 🙂
he he h life nikal gayii ..
swaad anusaar .. I LOVED THEM .. thank you thank you … made me laugh and smile
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ROFL 😆
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🙂 thank you thank you
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Good ones!! Aishwaraya Rai one is too funny! 😀
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Thank you so much mam, glad you liked them 🙂
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lol! funny post…
great blog..
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Thank you so much, glad you liked it ..
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teeheehee.. you are just toooo much!! LOVED the Ash and Skywalker thingie!!! 😀
And don’t you bother about missing summa my posts… that’s totally alright… I am just glad you visit my blog whenever you do…. thankooo…
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🙂 thank you Kavita..
and that you for saying that .. I was jsut away tha’s why missed 🙂 and thankooo to you toooo a big oneeeeeee 🙂
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The one about Aishwarya Rai is so true. ” Toxic Material Inside, Handle with care” sign will also be appropriate 😉
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Thank you Chhavi.. I know I should have put that tooo he he he
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Good one. LOL !!!
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Thank you, glad you liked them
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my fav was of Ms.Rai
since I am still reeling from znmd
Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara
yeh movie na dekhna Dobara
kyunki, paise aur waqt kabhi bhi
nahi milenge Dobara.
youtube mein Go Spain ka ad dekh
tv par Hrithink Kat ke ads dekh
aur dil thambkar intezar kar
woh waqt ke liye
jab sirf naseer farhaan aur bagwati aayenge dubhara
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Hello wd how are you lng time Good to see here I wil reply properly soon.
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🙂 Thank you so much.. glad you liked them.. Ha ha ha ha I loved that , Maybe I shud add it to the post he he he .. I guess I know what not to see ..
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OMG this is like ROFL 😀 loved the ash thing n mission impossible 🙂
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Thank you thank you.. glad it made you smile
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hahahha !! that’s a gr8 one lol 😀
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Thank you sir ji..
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Ha ha ha…. nothing beats the Aish warning 😛 but the collection had other amazing lines too! 😀
I wish we would hear them in our films of the future. It would make for interesting viewing. 😛
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