Unlikely things to hear on a valentines days
1. The perfect person for me DRUNK and IDIOT
2. I love your smell , I love your eyes .. WHY WHY Must you be a LABRADOR
3. I may be Dyslyxic but that does not mean I don’t volve you
4. I am bit a of a man for the LADIES .. doesnot matter how well the signs for the GENTS are posted ..
5. Be my valentine or die in a WELL
6. Do we have to go through this ____ every year ahhhhhhhhhhh
7. My darling wife
Roses are red Violets are blue
Valentines is jsut a commercial crap
Now don’t you have some ironing to do
8. Life with me baby is a ROLLER coaster .. it comes with weight restriction :O (oooops)
9. I got three words to say DREAM ON ___..
So People What other funny things can you come out with .. Lets hear them all..
Have a great Weekend… People
PS:- I also wrote a column .. On Reservation ( http://theviewspaper.net/reservations-and-the-youth-of-india/)