Unlikely Things (2) :- Smile .. have a laugh

Unlikely things to hear on a valentines days

1.   The perfect person for me DRUNK and IDIOT

2.   I love your smell , I love your eyes .. WHY WHY  Must  you  be a                 LABRADOR

3.   I may be Dyslyxic but that does not mean I don’t volve you 

4.   I am bit a of a man for the LADIES .. doesnot matter how well the signs for the GENTS are posted ..

5.   Be my valentine or die in a WELL

6.  Do we have to go through this ____ every year ahhhhhhhhhhh

7.  My darling wife
      Roses are red Violets are blue
      Valentines is jsut a commercial crap
      Now don’t you have some ironing to do 

8.  Life with me baby is a ROLLER coaster .. it comes with weight restriction :O  (oooops)

9.  I got three words to say  DREAM ON ___..

So People What other funny things can you come out with .. Lets hear them all..

Have a great Weekend… People

PS:- I also wrote a column .. On Reservation  ( http://theviewspaper.net/reservations-and-the-youth-of-india/)