Archive for December, 2010

Thursday Challenge –   LIGHTS (Holiday Lights, Candles, Street Lights, Fireplace, Fireworks,…)

I could not find any , but this is My Old School Building illuminated and Look how beautiful it looks 🙂 I miss it

Wordless Wednesday :- Food

Posted: December 29, 2010 in Uncategorized

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :


Scenario 1

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That’s MUMBAI


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Scenario 2


Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on  their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 


You are definitely in PUNJAB!!!


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Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.


That’s DELHI


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Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.


That’s AHMEDABAD


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Scenario 5


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.He writes a software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop because of a virus in the program.

That’s BANGALORE


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Scenario 6


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense..

Peace settles in…

That’s CHENNAI


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Scenario 7


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.

You are in KOLKATA


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Scenario 8


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, “don’t fight in front of my place, go zumwhere else and keep fighting”.

That’s KERALA !


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Scenario 09


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along and declares curfew. All run away in search of way to home.


You are in HYDERABAD THE GREAT!!!


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And the best one is ….


Scenario 10


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.  Cheersssssssssssss




You are in GOA !!!

Add your own 🙂 if any…. Go on.. I am sure you will have loads to talk about some other places….















Thursday Challenge –  TOYS (Dolls, Games, Stuffed Animals, Athletic Equipment, Construction Toys, Art Supplies,…)

(REPOSTING THIS POST Sorry a LONG POST )


Christmas is here followed by new years, Drinking and driving is on the rise, in the last few days found a few people for this offence..

The best thing is you go to the driver’s side, ask him to switch off the engine. Then ask them have you had a drink, the typical reply is first

“NO”…

“I can smell it on your breadth”…

“Sorry, I have had just half or Just a Pint”…

You stand there and Smile… Off course you have…

Then you ask them to step out of the vehicle, the Door swings open, they are so pissed , instead of putting their leg out first , they have to twist there bottoms then plonk there leg, Hold the DOOR TIGHTLY, get the second leg out, then slowly try to get up.. Ooops they can’t so they try again… When on two feet the Feet are firmly on ground, but the upper body waist upwards is sort of moving on its one…

They have just had ONE pint … Yes sir you have indeed.. and the word MORON is on my tatooed on my HEAD… 

Ask them there name, they give a whole history, name, date of birth, where they live etc etc out it comes like a river flowing…

You ask them again very politely, are you sure you had just a pint,

“Yes, before that I had another one earlier “… the Smile on your face widens… How earlier was that…?

“Afternoon lunch .. ” so basically to tell the truth and from experience they have been drinking since lunch up till now, You got no other choice but to get him off the road, Else he would endanger the rest of the people.

Christmas, new years, Diwali, Holi these festivals are there, I can understand to have fun, enjoy but they don’t give the RIGHT to get drunk and endanger other people who are enjoying the festive season according to their choice. I can understand the need for a Drink during these occasions, I do too, But I Never Drive after having a drink, and if I have to go for a drink I take a Taxi or Bus it. My friends who are with me Know very well that they dare not do it themselves, Call me Unfriendly or bad person But they know if they drive after having a drink I WILL CALL THE POLICE to rat on them because I don’t want to feel the Guilt if the same person drives his car into someone or something killing/hurting others or themselves, It does NOT make me wrong or less friendly, it makes me human because I have a conscious.

It’s nothing to do with Friendship honor, or to do anything with love for friends, If you think otherwise fair enough dont read furthur, BUT don’t let them have that drink before they drive, or Pay for the Taxi to take them home, Pay for the Bus Fare but DO NOT let them Drive Drunk.

That to me is FRIENDSHIP honour.

That to me shows you care for that person.

It’s easier said Oh one small shot or A pint won’t matter, It does matter. Any amount of alcohol affects your ability to drive. There is no foolproof way of drinking and staying under the limit or of knowing how much an individual person can drink and still drive safely.

I learnt my lesson in a Bad horrible accident years ago, So All who read this Please be careful, Tell the people around you to be careful, Don’t do anything silly, and ALWAYS Always think hundred times driving after a drink, Its not worth it. Most young people will give two hoots to what I have said, But Guys and Gals Please Think . Everything gets spoilt in an instant, Remember when drunk , THE CAR IS A LOADED GUN, a tool to do serious damage with, it is a serious WEAPON.

So the only safe option is not to drink alcohol if you plan to drive, and never offer an alcoholic drink to someone else who is intending to drive, The law needs to change, it should not only be the drunk driver, But the people who Knew that the person is Drunk and Knew he/she is going to Drive, Knowing this they still allow the person to drive, Then IF something does go wrong, they all need to be held responsible because as i said earlier the car is a loaded gun that we have allowed this person who has had a drink to use, So we should be held responsible. The same way as we would if we actually hand a gun to a person to shoot with.

I know a bit farfetched but end of the day, this could be Abetment to the accident, My conscious does not allow this , so hopefully it should not allow to a lot of people too.

Anyway these are my random thoughts good-bad whatever… it’s me and my Silly mind thinks sometimes…… Remember if you stop one drunk driver driving back home or anywhere you may have saved a life, which sure would amount to a GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY…

MERRY CHRISTMAS people, BE SAFE.. and KEEP OTHERS SAFE

UPDATE:- oooopsssssssssss I have been informed Just now that a 8 year old also helped his brother the 10 year old to write this lovely poem….

Written in the Stars (Hulk Version)

Written in the Stars
A million miles away
A message sent to earth
For everyone to run away
Oh because of the Hulk
Who needs serious Health Care
Who leaves the world crashing down
And he has Hideous Hair
It is almost Christmas
And the hulk is nearly Dead
All of the newspapers
He has already read
Yesterday he robbed the bank
And stole all of the Dosh
Because he always stank
He was never Posh
Now it is his funeral
And all who was there has a dog
His name was creath
Because he had Stinky Breadth
Now its the End of Our song
Don’t leave it with a Pong
Now we are going to Pass
Because its CHRISTMASSSS

Thursday Challenge  :- FOOD (Farmers Market, Vegetables, Meat, Cooking, Restaurant,…)

I am tired cooking all that food , Everyone welcome .. cum onnnnnnnnnnnnn 🙂