The Following Makes for pretty depressing reading but only because its true AND it did make me smile….

Posted: May 15, 2010 in Age, deficit, disorder, joke, old
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder – AAADD

I guess we all reach a stage where we all have some sort of disorder in us , sometimes there are so many that we loose count off, But i am sure they probably have a name for all the disorders or symptoms ..

The alarm went off at 9:20 AM , I woke up, switched off the alarm.. lay in bed relaxing … got up a few minutes later and did the curtains to notice Sun was out and it was clear blue sky .. Warm day .. the whole week has been cold.. so thankfully the weather man got it right …

Well Weekend was here and since they predicted to be a hot-warm day on Saturday i though yayyyyy nice one. I went downstairs to make myself a cup of coffee.. Poured it in my super Big Glass.. I make my coffee with Milk only serves two purposes wakes me up and the milk is good for health..

I was about to take the first sip when I noticed outside and thought lets get the garden sorted since winters have gone and it needs a revamp.. make it ready for the summers I decide to do that.. Left the glass to cool down a bit and

Walked out to the garden thought of watering the plants since the soil looked dry.. As I turn on the hose, I noticed that my car in the driveway needed some attention, hasn’t been washed for quiet a long time,

So i decide lets wash it, I headed with the hose towards the car..

Now to reach the car I got to get past the porch.. as I am walking I notice the post is there that the postman had delivered earlier..

So I decide to go through it .. I picked the post and started going through it, most of it was junk mail, pamphlets and off course the Bills.. they all seem to come together and exactly at the point when you think this month i might actually have some saving…

I put my car keys on the table and decide to put the junk mail in the recycling box under the table, As I looked in the bos I noticed that the recycling box is full, So I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the recycling first.

Now since the Recycling place is right next to the post office, So my brilliant mind works that since i will be near it might as well pay the bills tooo .. I decide to do that ..  I left everything in the porch to go inside to get my cheque book, where i notice the coffee glass i had left earlier.

I thought of moving the glass so as i don’t accidentaly knock it off , as I picked the glass I noticed its cold .. Ah well let me make another cup as I walk toward the kitchen with the cold coffee, a vase of flowers on the worktop catches my eye – the flowers need water.

I put the coffee on the worktop and discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for last night.

So I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going to water the flowers..

I put the glasses back down on the worktop, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote control. Which I may have left on the kitchen table while having dinner. Since tonight Britain’s got talent is coming I thought I should put the remote next to the Tv so I decide to put it back where it belongs, but first I’ll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I put the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn’t washed

The bills aren’t paid

There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the kitchen work-surface

The flowers don’t have enough water,

There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

I can’t find the remote,

I can’t find my glasses,

And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all bloody day and I’m really tired.

I realise this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it, but first I’ll write it down and post it .. just in case I forget everything and i have nothing new to post…. 🙂

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Comments
  1. Neha says:

    I have read this one also :Pbut it is a wonderful post 🙂

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  2. Bikramjit says:

    @Neha :- aap ne koi bhi nahin chodha hai he he ehe BTW you did not read my old articles 😦 not happy now… will throw a tantrum sooon 🙂

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  3. Insignia says:

    Hehehehe 🙂 Now, did all these happen or is it a fiction?:-)

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  4. New template is cool. :)This post is interesting. We all suffer from this. 🙂

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  5. HaRy!! says:

    all this trueee???

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  6. Harman says:

    enjoyed reading …soo good!!! nice!!

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  7. Toi says:

    wow. WOW. you've just describedmy day – last Friday.doing some of this and none ofthat and starting this andnever ending anything.thank heavens, I did do one thingto completion…however my mindkeeps turning over what was notaccomplished – yet as you felt -I felt – very tired.ahhh life.cool – my word verification isshana – love that name.

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  8. BK Chowla, says:

    I dont believe it happened with you.Did it?

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  9. Madhu says:

    happened to u?poor thing..cool DP there..uve been awarded…collect it!

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  10. Tulika says:

    LOLFunny. Poor you!

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  11. Bikramjit says:

    Insignia :- Its fiction and truth too.. sums up my time 🙂 thanks @Chandrika:- Thanks for liking the template.. one of my best friends helped me choose it .. so all thanks to them. yeah we doo.. suffer thansk for liking it ..

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  12. @Hary:- Thank you@harman:- glad you enjoyed .. thanks

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  13. @Toi :- thanks he he hehe yeah thank god something got done .. i still feel tired… thanks for the visit please do keep visiting…

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  14. @chowla sir:- he he hehe why dont you beleive .. it can happen to anyone .. getting old i think ha ha ha ha 🙂

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  15. @Madhu:- thank you thank you thank you .. Mera first award wowowowowow I loved it … thanks for likin the pic.. thats ME.. yayyyyyyyy i have collected my award wud not let it go…

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  16. @Tulika :- thanks 🙂 glad you found it funny .. poor me 😦 he he heh eehe h Thanks

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  17. Thats the reason I say wake up a 30 min before office time such that you will not think of doing all these things.Next on weekends wake up after afternoon! so no problems 🙂

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  18. Bikramjit says:

    I will make sure i heed your idea.. and hopefully no problemss.. the one problem is UK main have to do all myself so .. if not one day then the other day tooo hasto be done … 🙂

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  19. CutePriya says:

    ha..ha…liked it!Hope everything gets sorted out…Ya! life is a mess at times…

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  20. ajay says:

    Ha ha ha Nice one.. hope the weekend went fast.. or you still stuck up there 🙂

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  21. Sigma says:

    Hey that was amusing and Thanks for visiting my blog 🙂

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  22. @Aju babes thanks .. weekend went too fast… @Sigma:- thanks for the visit.. Please do again and again and again he he heeheh .. thanks for the comment too

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  23. Neha says:

    I have been keeping too busy re..I read the posts on reader..so comment nai karti hu..but I do read..

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  24. Bikramjit says:

    @Neha:- thank you THank you…

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