To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Posted: March 9, 2010 in funnies, Hilarious, Humor, Laugh it off, Laughter
How to maintain amusement in your life , when it gets dull and boring and no one else is there to share with at the time being.. Well I am sure the following things will sure do Great… and Seeing others .. see you these silly things will surly put a smile on your face tooo
1 At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2 On all your cheque stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’
3 Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
4 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5 Sing Along At The Opera.
6 When the Money comes Out the ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
7 When Leaving the Zoo, Start running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run
For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’
8 Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’
9 PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
Ok Now I am again running one short.. But hey by the time you do the top 9 I am sure there will be a BIG SMILE everywhere…
Do tell me yours toooo…