This poem is based on actual events……..
Now this is a story about Manjeet,
Who lived on New York’s 42nd Street.
A hard-core desi with a desi desire,
To control his heat he looked for a Kaur
and started by knocking on his neighbour’s door.
His neighbor was a Vilayatan of Afro descent,
five feet five tall with a Brooklyn accent.
Her name was Myson.
She looked like a Bison,
But that didn’t matter.
Cos our veer Jeeta was fatter!
Jeeta short for Manjeet, was desperate, and he had little choice.
So he started his chat-up in a deep hefty voice;
“Meri Jindagy, Meri Pyari, Meri Heer, Meri Kali!”
She listened to his lines then gave him the crux;
“I’ll go out with you if you give me ten bucks!”
He put on his Brylcream and they started to date.
Jeeta was in love; “Oh, thank-jooooo fate!”
But Aunty Bachni was on the prowl,
She’d smelt the perfume, it was foul!
Her senses were tingling, something was up.
So she checked out our bro, she wanted the gup!
She found him quickly in his Pug laal,
Then gave a shriek “OH KALI DE NAAL!” “Nee mare marrghay!”
Aunty Bachno raises the alarm;
“Jeeta’s down town with a Kali on his arm!”
“There’s only one way to stop his blunder, I’ll call his mother in district Jallundar!”
When mummy heard the news she threw a frenzy!
“Main audhay tukde karke rakh dhongy!”
She picked up her shawl and headed for Amerika,
To eliminate the girlfriend and bring back Jeeta!
As soon as she landed she grabbed his ear,
“Stick to Punjabis!, Main tenoo kinee wari kiha!?”
Kala Kaloota Sara Tabar Loota!
Why didn’t you come to me? I know many Punjabis!
“OK mummy ji, just find me a voti
Who’ll make me saag and mukhi dee roti!”
“My kali friend was a bad move,
She doesn’t even like the Bhangra groove!”
“Serves you right! I’ve told you many times,
Marry a Punjabi, one of your own kind!”
“I’ll find you a kuree in Englaaand my son,
I hear there are plenty in Bolverhampton!”
“OH Mummy , get the jalebis, ladoos, patashe, shakar paare.. and lead the way!
Punjabi girls here I come, Ballay oh Ballay!”
I’m on my way!
Disclaimer:- The above bears no resemblence to ME, or anyone else .. Any Any references to any Person living, dead, or reincarnated is purely coincidental. No similarity to actual persons or predators, living or dead, is intended or should be inferred, No Indian punjabi male Americans or indian punjabi british female’s were harmed in this write up and doesnot bear any resemblance to them 🙂 ..