Posts Tagged ‘Chips’

I know  I know the ISM’S are supposed to be humourous and all .. but then I am not that clever , all i have is some questions that I would like to ask and hopefully get some witty answers that will make other laugh too ..

So starting with the series here , I have other things to ask too .. the first few questions .. Tadaaaa

 

1. Why do supermarkets make the sick, walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

you enter a super market the first counter all the tobacco.. Oh I guess they want people to buy it and then have a nice little stroll to the pharmacy while have that Smoke .. ahh Bliss .

2. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

:)

 

3. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.  ? 

Yeah you need to visit the local Halifax building society or Barclay’s the pens are chained to the desk :)  just in case someone wants to nick the PRECIOUS pens.

 

4. Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

(when was the last time you went to your garage, I mean without the precious CAR :) , it is packed with stuff that we have not used for months and probably will never use again,  Its called Hoarding I know but still ..

The old study table
The broken chair
That piece of old carpet that you thought you will use as door mat
That old crockery stuff that someone gave you , which you never liked so had it stored in the Garage.. 
The old broken bicycle… 
The old fish tank which you have been waiting to clean and fill up ready to be used.. Oh that was since year 2007..
The old fridge you kept for emergency use when you bought the new one ..
and so on..  )

 
 

PS:- One of my blogger friends has a book published, Please go and have a look at Bhargavi’s  Post

 

Pic’s courtsy Google ..