Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 3.

Posted: March 27, 2012 in Bikramism, Brain teaser, Experiences, Feeling Funny
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Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 1.

Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 2.

 

9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

 

10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

 

12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

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  1. Cheered me up today… very funny… thanks really needed this :P

  2. The lemon thing really shocked me. I guess the rush hour should be highlighting what the commuters want to do. What happens might be different altogether :)

    Destination Infinity

  3. I too have similar confusion on such questions. These are fantastic.

    Why do American’s call their version of Rugby ‘Football’ when they can’t use their feet to kick the ball?

  4. Sunny says:

    Fret not, once again, Sunny to the rescue :)

    9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Not everybody eats or drinks lemon juice but everybody eats on dishes, they are more important.

    10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    There’s a hint in it for you, save your money.

    11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called RUSH hour?
    It’s an acronym for Road Users Stay Home this Hour.

    12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
    Nobody was willing to make the taste comparison to make it perfect. Would you volunteer?

    14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    If they criminal dies from infection the expensive poison will go to waste. Do you want to waste the public money?

    Now my question….what happened to number 13?

  5. Say Cheese says:

    I don’t know the answers of any question. :P

  6. Ashwini says:

    Good Ones:) ROFL.. Sunny thanks for your witty answers.. I loved this post.

  7. I never thought of these questions! Good collection!

  8. Ashwathy says:

    .Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Because everyone is rushing to office/home :P

    Mouse flavoured cat food. You have catch a mouse to be able to process that into cat food right? :P Hmm but I m sure my cats would love that one (I have 2 kitties :) )

    Sunny has actually given all the required answers actually :mrgreen:

  9. zradar says:

    After I read the questions , I though I wud put my answers. After reading Sunny’s comment, I think mine cudnt be any better..but still here u go….(My imagination cant beat him definitely)…

    - Because we all want artificial things to be natural and vice versa..
    - This is simple..He actually breaks it and therefore
    - Everyone rushes at this time of the hour and so…
    - Cats too need a change
    - If they die of infection, the doctor will be sueued (in india atleast :-) )

  10. alkagurha says:

    I am foxed….never thought about it.

  11. Cynosure says:

    lol…once again…some famous mystery questions… :P

  12. Tanishka says:

    lol… Its ok if some questions remain unanswered… :D

  13. Punam J R says:

    9.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
    Obviously, because we as human beings of today, have become used to all artificial flavourings and preservatives, that if we started having REAL lemon juice, it would upset the stomach. HMM.

    10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Coz he has ‘broken’ lots of homes as in, made them go broke???

    11.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
    Anyway the traffic can not really rush when jammed up, maybe calling it so might do the trick??

    12. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
    No idea!! Maybe no one has thought of it yet??

    14.Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
    Goood question. WHY would anyone use a lethal injection in the first place (unless it’s a hindi bollywood movie or soap)

    There u go – Mr Hero, I have diligently replied to all your questions. Now, where’s my prize????

  14. anisnest says:

    ha ha haaaa :) don’t ask me for answers because I don’t know :)

  15. dunno may be ..God the only one would be able to answer them ..
    but thanks for diverting our attention towards these logos! :)

  16. NRIGirl says:

    Good questions; no answers…

  17. Androgoth says:

    An excellent posting with
    some very interesting finds :)

    Have a wondrously nice Wednesday :)

    Androgoth

  18. Vaish says:

    Wow! Nice questions! It’s good to read through your questions..Total ROFL types!

  19. Arti says:

    lol! This is hilarious! I dont know of the answers but the questions are totally amusing :D

  20. Rahul says:

    Mind teasers are fun.Good ones, Bikram:)

  21. Saritha says:

    Super questions,will have to check with the kids the answer cause there are the one who ask me these types of questions….

  22. sm says:

    dish washing also do not use real lemon on many brands in small letters its mention not real lemons used.

    rush hour everyone got the rush but no one can have it

    Injections HIV

  23. b K Chowla says:

    Bikram,there are questions which have relevant answers but one isnt able to express

  24. The great Bikramisms questions …!
    Thoughtful indeed!

    And I don’t know the answers :P

  25. Where is the 13th question?

    Really, I mean is it true about the first question…. Don’t know the answers except for the broker one…He gets a fat commission by breaking your demat a/c into pieces…He always gain…He always have a break-through…

  26. i4deeps says:

    you know what, we dont need answers for all the questions in life to live.. nha? :P

  27. I just love those thoughts!

  28. Answering these questions would be tougher than probably if you proposed me some day Biky;-)
    *sigh*

  29. Confused D says:

    haha….awesome questions!! Do we get a prize for the correct answer?!? :D

  30. Sumitra says:

    Haha, fun questions! :D

  31. Reema says:

    are these really your questions?? cuz I have read them here n there many times!

  32. Jyoti Mishra says:

    I had enough fun with these witty questions only :P
    but I’d love know the twisted answers any given day ..

  33. debajyoti says:

    checked part 1 and 2 and saw my comments there so i m on part 3 now.

    this one is a superhit or rather blockbuster :D. a 5 star rating for this post. i guess i ll drink dishwasher from now on :D

  34. Please read Sunny’s answers once again…mine are ditto :-P and plz pass me on that Sheru award ok ;-)

  35. Deeps says:

    Superb questions there! LOL! Loved the cat food bit..you’ve quite a valid point there :D

  36. amazing questions and am pretty sure answers must be amazing too!!!
    :)

  37. Novroz says:

    hahaha very funny…as usual ;)

    I think the mouse flavored food is a bit difficult to make, I mean who wants to taste a mouse then create something with that flavor?

  38. PriPat says:

    Hehhee!!.. Thats the world should be!! Topsy!!

  39. Sunny says:

    Thank you Bikram ji, glad you liked my answers and thanks to the other friends for their kind words. Happy to come to a friend’s rescue when in distress ;)

  40. Deboshree says:

    What questions! They should set ones like these in those aptitude-based exams… :D
    Loved them Bikram!

  41. arooj.rehman says:

    oh every question holds such an unanswerable dichotmy.:-)

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