Bikramism’s Some questions :) .. part 2

Posted: February 5, 2012 in Bikramism, Brain teaser, Experiences, Feeling Funny
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5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

and this I am told is a scientific true .. :)

6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Dont you think they should be able to KNOW what the number are or sorry sorry WILL be .. what good are the psychic powers.. wish i could have them for a week then win the Lotto .. don’t need to do anything after that do I :)

7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

JLT – Just like that I was thinking .. should the abbreviation for the word abbreviated be smaller than this .. moreover difficult spellings I had to do a spell check to make sure I don’t spell it wrong…

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Now tell me that .. if they are doing a PRACTISE then when will they actually work.. and also are we the humans who they need to practice upon…  then who will they ACTUALLY work upon.. I think they have got it wrong .. :)

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In PART 1 a friend asked this question ,…..

Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol  ?

PS:- Important request ..

One of the bloggers who I read and follow is Partha Sir, He writes some beautiful stories on Blog called Random Thoughts. This blog is registered on networked blogs on Facebook HERE, for some reason there is another blogger who has registered this blog in her name  or is trying to , I have no clue why someone would do this. So My request is that can you please go and Vote for the author of this blog as Partha sir.  The link to that is http://www.networkedblogs.com/blog/randomthought ..

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Comments
  1. simran kaur says:

    Hmm..Really thoughtful questions..!
    1st and 2nd left me wondering!

    Nice :)

  2. These have set me thinking! When are the answers–if any–coming up? ;)

  3. sm says:

    good questions.
    no one got no powers its all Matka which some times come true and innocent people think he got the power.
    like your questions.

  4. Raajii says:

    I think I read these a long time ago. I suppose we are all made up of contradictions and all we do is ‘practice’ in pretty much everything we do :-)

  5. Sathya says:

    Quiet funny (though some of them especially from the part 1 of this post really needs lot more pondering !).
    Btb did u not know the physic powers don’t work on self ;-)
    On the doctors – r u sure they got it wrong, may be it is intentional :)

    • Bikram says:

      hmmm that clever reply it doenot work on self but they can always ask another psychic to work on them …

      ooooh hmmm yeah makes sense if it is intentional they can always say oh they tried if things went wrong …

  6. Vaish says:

    Never knew of 5th question. And Q 8 is scarry. If the doctors want to practice what they learnt on us! Is that the reason for wrong medicines and surgeries :)

  7. Dee says:

    I knowwwww why do doctors call it practice …so scary , are they practicing on patients…tho doctor kab banenge? And abbreviation …haha …nice point!

  8. zephyr says:

    Agree with Satya that the ‘practice’ part could be intentional :) There is an abbreviation for the word in the dictionary abbr. though MS word would not allow you to use it :D

    To answer the question of the commenter to the first part: We are always busy correcting others forgetting that we can’t see our own backs and so don’t know what muck is stuck there. So we have mothers stopping their kids from watching TV while not taking their eyes off the soap.

    • Bikram says:

      hmmmm is there now i did not know that .. learn something new each day :)

      yes os true on the reply .. we are asking the kids to stop eating junk food when we ourself are having a drink that is not good for health …

  9. ZEAL says:

    Lovely questions…waiting for the great and appealing answers…love you Bikram.

  10. renu says:

    very witty questions..liked them..

  11. Arti says:

    Intersting! Loved that practice one!

  12. Rahul says:

    Bikram, you sure have a lot of aces up your sleeve to bowl us over:) Very insightful!

  13. Padmaja says:

    Loved all of them.. yes never thought of asking these q s even once before! Psychics probably see that they are not going to win the lottery so they dont try I think:-)

  14. kavita says:

    Interesting and witty . I will vote for Mr .Partha as the blog owner right after this comment.

  15. Cynosure says:

    well…for the sunlight…ask the delhi girls…they are over-conscious for their “fairness” thing…

    for the rest…no comments… :P

  16. Kajal says:

    hahha… very interestng!

  17. Praveen says:

    i found 6th & 7th question amusing….(now i am also thinking why)
    Just read the 1st part also and now thinking about “Why”.
    “Why didn’t i did it earlier”….:)

  18. Bhagyashree says:

    I liked 7 and 8 the best

  19. Come to think of it, actually!

  20. Puja says:

    8 – soo scary when you actually think about it!!!

    (But No. 6 was the BEST!!!!)

  21. Doctors practicing gives me shivers, literally! If you know the kind of discussions they hold within themselves during evenings, we would think twice before going to a Doctor!

    Destination Infinity

    • Bikram says:

      It does he he he. hmm i have a couple of doctor friends so we usually ask them to give up there medical talk when we all get together , it is scary…

  22. Kirtivasan says:

    Why does hair lighten and skin gets dark?
    Just like ice cream melts and boiling water cools. Seems like nature asking Why should i do what you like.
    Why doesn’t psychic win lottery?
    Every person buys a lottery bearing some number combo betting on their luck or psychic hearing. But only one wins. Why? Because psychic standards have increased.
    Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
    Meri marzi.(My wish)
    Why do doctors ‘practice’?
    A serious answer. Human body has not been understood fully and mastered. Unlike machines, per se. Not further development of machine. But just machine. So you work making a machine but doctors practice.
    Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol ?
    Could not understand or visualise what your friend trying to say. These type of sentences not in my realm.

    Just for some fun. Taking liberty for granted, perhaps.

  23. Sapna says:

    Insightful!

    Will head straight to Networkedblogs for voting right after this comment :)

  24. Bhavia says:

    breaking my head on question no 6 :x

  25. alka says:

    hahaha..love the title and love the post…especially ques 8:)y do doctors call what they do practise:p realy nice as awaz:)

  26. Ria says:

    Intriguing questions…let me know when u find the answers! :P

  27. You are right, psychics never really win….
    witty questions by the way, and funny too :)

  28. Writerzblock says:

    Ha ha, good one. Nice way to beat Monday blues!!

  29. jennygoth says:

    such a good blog bikram and quite funny too loved reading it xxjen

  30. Rachna says:

    Good questions Bikram. And, I already did that earlier for KP. It is so surprising that someone is doing this so blatantly.

  31. Shas says:

    Enjoyed reading them. Keep ‘em coming :)

  32. bhargavi says:

    So true! Its never struck me before.. Keep them coming !

  33. Sandhya says:

    I never thought about these words in this way, esp. ‘practice’ or practise! Loved reading this post and comments too, Bikram!

    Will vote for Partha Sir, now!

  34. Yuvika says:

    waah! i love the baffling questions!

  35. Punam J R says:

    Heyyy!! LAWYERS also practise. ;-) Same questions then???!!!
    And, psychics hmmmmmmmm good question. 152 was that it?? hmm?? I am yet to determine the rest of the numbers. :P
    Luck and lottery know no predictions. It’s just random.. like those thoughts running inside your head.

  36. You are a very deep think guy… Some great questions… That need no answers…

  37. sakha says:

    lol…doctors are always practicing, they will never reach the perfection stage..

  38. I hate sun for this reason…And seriously why doctors use the word ‘practice’…Scary for a patient…I am just practicing…

  39. Truly thought provoking n enjoyable posts.Luv ur Qns n Ans.

  40. Dew says:

    Bikramism…we all swear by for hearty laughter :p

  41. Androgoth says:

    I see you are adding a few questions,
    and keeping us all thinking too, hey how
    come your friend’s blog is under threat
    from another blogger using the same
    title… I mean surely that cannot happen
    can it? if it is then the person needs to
    be told to change the name of it, or that
    is just ridiculous taking someone else’s
    blog name and using the successfully
    generated original to enhance a newer
    one that is of a different author…

    I hope that this dilemma gets sorted out
    Bikram and that the newer user is told of
    this duplicated blog name…

    Have a great day today and thank you for
    always calling into my Space and offering
    your fine thoughts on my work :)

    Androgoth

    • Bikram says:

      Thank you andro.. I dont know why someone will do it .. take someones blog , maybe it was a mistake I dont know ..

      you have a great day tooo and thank you for the lovely comment :)

  42. AlkaGurha says:

    Loved them all and got absolutely confused…..Wonder what will parents say if their child asks these questions?

  43. tanvinn says:

    Sorry for not being here at all….. And this post is hilarious :D :D Liked the questions ;)

    Cheers,

  44. loved each and every one. the doctors part, killer :D

    heading to networkblog now :)

  45. Smitha says:

    You sure think a lot :) How do you come up with such questions :)

  46. Kavita says:

    The doctor thing is really some food for thought :)
    You are just toooo good, B … N so soo witty !

  47. alka says:

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    deep from my heart

  48. Novroz says:

    I love that practice one. that one really hits the nail, why do they call it practice?
    here in Indonesia, they also call it practice (translated Indonesian language)

  49. Ashwini C N says:

    I wish someone gave me the answers to these :D

  50. Androgoth says:

    As usual I have missed some of your most recent postings
    so I apologise for that my wickedly fine friend and on my return
    I will of course be trying to catch up with you, well there will be
    many more postings by then but do have a great rest of evening
    and a delightfully excellent weekend :) Be good now Bikram ;)

    Androgoth

  51. Reema says:

    really!! why cant astrologers foretell natural disasters and save people?

  52. Sunny says:

    Always happy to help you out, mate :)

    5. Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Because we have thin hair and thick skin.

    6. Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
    The psychic knows when the newsreporters are coming and runs away so he can do it again without being caught by income tax.

    7. Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
    So you would have to look up “irony”.

    8. Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
    So you can’t pin them down when the patient dies. He was just practicing.

    Why do we scold our children over a pack of chips while holding a glass of whiskey…..lol ?
    Because they are eating our “chakna”.

  53. ashreyamom says:

    this reminds me.. we architects also boast ourselves saying we built this building, that building.. but only design them, its masons who build it..
    law is also called as practice na.. ??

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